Me: Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic. I decided to do a Law of Ueki one. Especially so I could trouble Kobasen.
Kobasen: WHY ME???!!!
Mori: Cause you're so stupid, stupid!
Ueki: Hey! He's not that bad!
Mori: (rolls her eyes) Anyone's better than you Ueki!
Me: Well anyway! Just like to say that I DO NOT own Law of Ueki, Ueki, Mori, Sano, Rinko, Wanko, Kobasen, or any of the characters.
Kobayashi (aka Kobasen) heaved a sigh of relief as he sat down on a bench, far, far away from that crazy idiot Inumaru…
Man does he drive me nuts! Thought Kobasen as he recalled Wanko trying to show him a 'time machine' that he had made. Kobasen snorted. Yeah right, and next the dinosaurs are gonna come back to life…
'KOBAYASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!'
Kobasen groaned. I can't believe he found me so quickly!
'All right Wanko, what is it now?' he asked.
'Kobayashi! You just gotta try my time machine. I really did make it I swear!'
Yeah sure you did. Kobasen rolled his eyes.'Ummm. How bout later huh? I've got some…er… work to do.'
Kobasen tried to quickly sneak away but Wanko was too fast for him.
'Ohhhhhhhhhh! No you don't!' he said and started to tickle Kobasen under the armpits: the place where he was most ticklish. 'Ok! Ok! What do you want?' Kobasen gasped as Wanko finally stopped tickling him. Wanko beamed and replied 'Just step into this wonderful contraption of mine and you can go to the past or the future, whichever you like. Also, you needn't always go to your past or future. You could even change that person's past or future, so you better be careful. But, you can only stay there for a specific amount of time. If you exceed that amount, you will be stuck there, FOREVER!!!!!'
Kobasen sweat dropped. Why are there so many darn conditions? Why couldn't he have made it simpler huh? Idiot. Just like him to do some crazy experiment and ask ME to test it out.
'Right, I think you can step inside now. Where do you wanna go, the past or the future?'
'KOBASEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There ya are pal! I was looking all over for you!!!!!!' Ueki Kousuke came running up, followed by a blue-haired girl called Mori Ai who was purple in the face from screaming at Ueki so much. Following them were two teenage kids, a boy and a girl called Sano Seichiiro and Rink Gerard who were bickering over something.
And I thought things couldn't get worse. This just isn't my day! Kobasen braced himself for the worst. Mori stopped in front of him, pointing an accusing finger at his face and said, 'Kobasen! This is your entire fault! If you hadn't disappeared like that, Ueki wouldn't have dragged us along to find you. Come to think of it, there are a lot of things that are your fault! Like, you going to hell, me getting a power, me joining the battle game, me almost getting KILLED by that crazy anon, me…' and went on narrating a list of things that were Kobasen's fault. Ueki meanwhile, started eating his lunch at breakfast time, as was his habit. Sano and Rinko started bickering about something else. Wanko continued to screw some nuts on his time machine.
Maybe I can sneak away, thought Kobasen as he gently tried to make an escape for the second time that morning. But Mori, who was worse than Wanko, grabbed him back and started ANOTHER lecture on how he kept doing the same mistakes again and again and again. Somehow, Ueki happened to spot the time machine and point it out to everyone. When he heard that Wanko had made it himself…he actually believed it!
(Note: Kobasen's suspicions had been proved right. Wanko had not made the time machine himself. duh! He had actually picked it up from a scientist's lab, not able to resist the urge to keep the time machine. Some people have started a rumour that he's a kleptomaniac.)
'So what are we waiting for guys? Let's go!' said Ueki enthusiastically. Rinko frowned and said, 'Ueki! Wait a second. We've got to analyze the situation first.' So, she started analyzing the situation. Sano, on the other hand, who was too impatient for these kinds of things said, 'I say we just risk it! What about you Ueki?' Ueki enthusiastically agreed, only to get a whack on the head from Mori. It must have been the force of the hit because Ueki fell forward and accidentally pushed a button on the time machine. In a flash, all the kids and Kobasen had disappeared!
Wanko stared at the spot where they had been standing a minute ago in dismay and muttered, 'Not that button It takes them back to the past of whoever pressed the button first (that would be Ueki). Since Kobasen went last…he'll still be the same! Oh no! What am I gonna do now???'
