Here are some poems of the three main characters of Suikoden III. Though, they may be on the sarcastic side. (I wrote them while in a sour sort of mood.)





"Hugo the Man"



There's no one tougher in Beaudehauke,
Hugo is somewhat a rock.
His knife is a hatchet of power,
He's one fighting hard in the last hour.

Hugo can be called a player,
He's attracted girls like Belle the trickster.
For one at his age he's gone romantically high,
The type that can promise the stars in the sky.

There seems to be no down to this guy,
But when saying no to him and asked why,
One can say because he's still so young,
Though no one ever calls him unsung.





"Chris as a player"



Half the time, those lines, she did forget,
For Chris was not an able Juliet,
The stage did break before the curtan fell,
In brief, she did not do well.

The audience booed, some potch was lost,
The silver maiden did defrost,
As the little match girl when she tried,
In front of Beaudehauke she was fried.

Nadir tried her as the Dunan hero,
But when ending the show,
Chris forgot to defeat Lord Neclord,
And turned to drop her sword.

On the battle field, she fights,
The water lady wins the rights,
But on the stage she will do bad,
For in the theatre, Chris is sad.



Have you seen Chris in the theatre? She's a fiery character offstage, of course, but she tends to forget her lines offstage.





"Ged, the old man down the street"



The St. Loa Knights been living near an elderly guy,
Who's somehow got a true rune on hand,
Who's smelling somewhat similar to rotten rye,
They've been seeing the oldest guy in the land.

For in the town of Beaudehauke,
Is a man that's very aged,
Living longer than a rock,
In middle aged youth, somehow caged.

He wanted to be the fire hero,
But they found him very old,
He was a good fighter, though,
The guy had grown some mold.



I don't have much against Ged, but if he was the fire hero, I'd be sorely peeved. Oh, and for Ged fans, sorry about the slight flaming. He's better as the lightning rune bearer. Really.