A/N: This is a slightly ridiculous story and the concept of two friends and myself. You're promised James/Lily, Remus/chocolate, Sirius/mischief, and Peter/actually being in the story. I'm enjoying writing it so perhaps you'll enjoy reading it.

When James Potter told Sirius Black he wanted to start a band, it was purely about the music. Being the next big wizarding world sensation. It definitely wasn't to impress Lily Evans. Nope. Definitely not the reason. Because if that were the case, it would mean he liked Lily Evans romantically. Which he didn't, because she didn't like him that way. He could be persuaded, perhaps, if she were to change her mind. But we're getting off track, it's about the music.

James Potter is a serious musician, he'll have you know. He hasn't got time for women! He's got time for guitar and his studies … well he's got time for guitar. He'd want you to know that any characters of the female variety in his songs pale in comparison to Lily Eva – er, have a purely coincidental likeness to anyone you'd know. Especially anyone in Gryffindor Tower. Because it's not about her.

James Potter and his music. Not beautiful, intelligent, non-James-Potter-lover Lily Evans. Right. Glad that's sorted.