Nioh Masaharu, Tricking Arsehole.

A/N: Finally, this one is done. It's not as good as I wanted it to be, but I think it's good...slightly. I don't really like how it ends, but I ran completely out of ideas when I wrote, so I couldn't do anything about it.

Sorry Ukyou-chan if it wasn't like you thought. The Jiroh one has been started, and it should be done soon if I can make myself do it. Then I'll have written all three of the challenges instead of one. XD.


Michiko Nakamura was walking around the Rikkai Daigaku Fuzoku's grounds. She was utterly lost. Her cousin had asked her to find his 'idol' and give these..erm...gifts of appreciation to him. In otherwords, ...a notebook full of reasons of why he's her cousin's idol. It was very odd to her, and she wondered slightly if her cousin was gay toward the guy. It really wouldn't suprise her though.

She was beginning to get frustrated. She couldn't find the tennis courts- which is where she was supposed to find the guy. How could she NOT be able to find the tennis courts? Honestly, she felt like an idiot..or..rather, she felt like her cousin, well, either him or Gakuto...

She shuddered at the thought. Her being like either of the two hyper Hyoutei Regulars was just about the scariest thought she had ever had run through her mind. She groaned, searching left and right for the courts, somehow managing to find something that said 'Cafeteria Storage' instead of tennis courts.

"Need some help?" A voice snickered from behind her. Michiko swirled around ready to punch the guy, but froze in place. It was a boy with light blue-silver-ish hair and matching eyes. His hair was pulled into a low ponytail at the nape of his neck, and Michiko could not help but notice how handsome he was. However, she didn't gape more then a second before her glare returned, noting the mischevious and pompous look in those hypnotizing eyes of his.

She glared at him, "I am perfectly fine, thankyou!" She knew it was a lie, and that she was in need of help, but she refused to let someone with that look in his eyes help her. The boy raised an eyebrow at her.

"Positive?" He smirked. She glared. This continued for another minute, before she growled and stomped her foot irritatedly. She glared up at the boy who was a few inches taller then her.

"Fine! Where are the tennis courts, and who are you?" She growled.

"Turn left around the next two corners, and straight behind." He smirked, "And, the name's Masaharu Nioh. And yours?" He leaned against the wall in a cocky-like fashion, and Michiko was reminded of Atobe for a second. She let out a small 'hmph' and turned to where he mentioned.

"Michiko Nakamura. And..thankyou." She bit out the last part like she did Atobe's name. Like it was evil.

"Your welcome. But I hope you don't mind me comming along, it's where I'm heading aswell." His voice called from beside her, making her jump slightly and he chuckled. She glared at him.

"Whatever." She hissed. Then they started walking.

"Why are you going to the courts anyway?" Nioh asked.

Michiko sighed, "In short, my cousin's an obsessive maniac, and I'm being forced here to do his bidding or I have a date with the devil. And I mean a literal date, and the closest thing to the devil." He raised an eyebrow.

"And his bidding is? Who is this 'devil' that you have a date with? I want to meet him." He smirked. Michiko snorted. She reached into her bag and pulled out a notebook with Bunta Marui's name printed on it in her cousin's fancy sharpie writing. He raised an eyebrow.

"I am to deliver this to his 'idol'. Jeeze, sometimes I swear he's gay." She rolled her eyes as he took the notebook and flipped through it. "And the devil? Keigo Atobe." She shuddered when she spoke his name, and Nioh snorted.

"Heh, so you're not one of his million fangirls?" He asked, holding the notebook back out to her. She grabbed it and snorted un-femininely, making him raised an eyebrow.

"Fangirl? I'd rather maim him and sell him to the highest bidder." He started laughing, and they reached the courts. She glanced around and spotted the familiar dark pink hair that she saw so many pictures of. She ran over to him.

"Bunta Marui?" She asked.

"Hai." He replied, confused. The rest of the team began crowding around. She pulled out the notebook and held it out to him.

"Gift of affection from your number one fan." She rolled her eyes, and he took it, flipping it open and staring at it in suprise. Then he grinned and hugged her, suprising her.

"Aww!! This is so sweet! What's your name again? How long did it take you to do that?!" He asked, an inch from her face. Michiko blinked in confusion.

"Me? No, no, no! It's from my cousin, Jiroh Akutagawa. He made me deliver it because the 'D.D' wouldn't let him leave." she protested, trying to squirm from his hug. Everyone blinked in confusion. Marui was shocked.

"The writing looks feminine...well..uhm..okay then, tell him I said thanks..But still, what's your name?" He was confused.

"What's a 'D.D'?" Another voice asked, it was a boy Michiko's age with sea-weed black hair and green eyes. Quite cute if you asked her.

"D.D. stands for 'Devil Diva'. Also known as Keigo Atobe." She explained. There were quite a few snickers at that.

"Not a fangirl?" The boy asked. She snorted, staring at Nioh for him to explain because she refused to repeat herself. May she put in Marui is still hugging her but a little farther from her face.

"I asked. She said she would rather maim him and sell him to the highest bidder. And that's a direct quote." He explained. She looked at the laughing Marui who was laughing into her shoulder to stifle the laughs. Michiko turned a dark red. That only managed to increase when her cellphone rang with 'Wonderful Days'. She groaned. That ringtone was set under Atobe's name--not by her choice though, he had tampered with her phone-. She grabbed her phone as Sanada and the boy her age turned bright red. Another boy with closed eyes snickered a bit.

She picked up the phone and answered. "What do you want, DD?"

"Ore-samas wishes to know if you have given Jiroh's idol his notebook." There was a pause in which she knew he wasn't done yet, "Do you have a date with ore-sama or not?"

She groaned, "Yes, I gave him the stupid notebook and tell Jiroh he said thankyou. And noo we do NOT have a date. And we never will." That raised eyebrows.

"You will give in to Ore-sama one day, Michiko Nakamura. Just you wait." There was an excited cry in the background that Michiko recognized as Jiroh's. "Yes, Jiroh, she gave him the notebook, and yes he said thankyou." There was a pause as Atobe directed his attention to Michiko again, ignoring his teammate's screaming of excitement in the background. "He wants to know if he liked it."

Michiko turned to Marui, or rather, looked at Marui. He shrugged and nodded his head yes. "Yes. He liked it. And Tell him that he owes me for this." She glared at the phone, "He is NOT allowed to ever threaten me to have to go on a date with you. I may just have to shoot him." Snickers occured again.

"You will give in to ore-sama. Now get back here. You are Hyoutein, not Rikkaidain." I blinked in confusion.

"Did you just make up adjectives for being a student in Hyoutei and Rikkaidai?" There was a pause, and she understood he caught his mistake. She began to laugh. "Hah! DD used non-fancy worrrdds." She sang with a giggle. The line went silent. He'd hung up on her. Michiko snickered and shoved her phone back in the pocket of her jacket.

"You seem to bring out the human half of Atobe." Sanada smirked. Michiko rolled her eyes.

"Is there even a half? More like one percent. And it's rare for me to do that." She laughed. They shrugged. She sighed, "I have to go before DD has a cow...actually...nah, nevermind, I gotta go." She shrugged an apology.

"Neh! Wait, you never said your name." Marui pointed out, not releasing her.

Michiko blushed, "M-Michiko Nakamura." Marui grinned and released her, holding out a hand.

"Bunta Marui!" He introduced. She laughed.

"Already knew that, but it's nice to meet you, Marui-kun." She smiled when he blushed and turned to Nioh. "Sorry but how do you get to the gates from here?" He rolled his eyes.

"Take two rights, and go straight, and another right." He explained. She paused to let it sink in, and nodded. She waved goodbye and headed out. A half-hour later she realized that she had been tricked.

"NIOH!!" She screamed. Back at the courts, Nioh tripped and gaped. Then he snickered, knowing she had finally gotten it. She eventually managed to get to Hyoutei, where an estatic cousin tackled her, and a certain 'DD' glared at her for being so late. When she explained he snorted, deciding to get her a PDA that had maps of all the schools she could possibly be sent to. All that managed to do was to get him chased around by an irritated Michiko who attempted to beat him to death with her cousin's racquet.