Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

A/N: This is a fun story about the many pairings for Yoruichi. I got several request for pairings, the list may get a little long. It's all for fun no characters or pairings were hurt in the making of this fanfic. Check out the trailers on youtube Battle for Yoruichi. After getting a request for rape, I've decided to end this story. Sorry I am not that kind of writer and this is not that kind of story.

Bleach Battle for Yoruichi

The Winter War has started and Yoruichi joins the captains and lieutenants on the front line.

Yoruichi x Halibel

Halibel: Hey you're kinda hot wanna be my #1 Fracción?

Yoruichi is shocked. Stark scoops her and dashes off, and they reach Los Noches (LN) in no time.

Yoruichi x Stark

Stark: Beautiful, I am sorry I had to (He stops as he sees Byakuya out the corner of his eye, and moves quickly out of harm's way. He places Yoruichi down.) I'll be back for you, beautiful I promise, he says as he smiles.

Yoruichi x Byakuya

Byakuya: No you will not, Espada. She is my demon cat.

The battle begins, Bya vs Stark. They fight and fight and fight some more. It ends in a draw (both men down). The room begins to crumble due to their powerful attacks. Who will Yoruichi save? She saves them both because she's Yoruichi and she can do that.

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Yoruichi is carrying both Stark and Bya. She turns the corner and runs into Halibel.

Yoruichi x Halibel

Hailbel: You didn't answer my question.

Out of no where appears Soifon.

Yoruichi x Soifon

Soifon: Sting all enemies to death.

Meanwhile back in Karakura Town

Barrgan: Humph, where did everybody go? I don't care I can take these pitiful shinigami down myself.

Halibel vs Soifon

The battle spills over into the room where Ichigo is about to face off against Ulquiorra, as the wall between the hall and room crumbles. The two men stop and Orihime runs to Yoruichi since she is covered in blood.

Orihime X Yoruichi

Orihime: Yoriuichi-san!! Are you ok? Let me heal you.

Yoruichi: It's ok Orihime it's not my blood.

Orihime: Are you sure, you know my touch can heal any wounds.

Halibel continues to battle Soifon in the background.

Side conversation Ichigo and Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: Yoruichi

Ichigo X Yoruichi

Ichigo: Yeah, that's her. I've seen her naked and still dream about it.

Ulquiorra X Yorucihi

Ulquiorra leaves Ichigo and walks over to Yoruichi.

Ichigo: "Hey we're supposed to be fighting" (yelling)

Ulquiorra steps between Orihime and Yoruichi

Ulquiorra: Yoruichi you're coming with me.

Orihime slaps him hard.

Back in Karakura Town

Yoruichi X Masumoto and Yoruichi X Hitsguya

Hitsguya: That was strange.

Masumoto: I think they went after Yoruichi. Speaking of Yoruichi I really need to see her. I bet she could help me with my bankai. She and Haineko have that cat connection and we have a female connection. We'd be great together. I mean we'd work great together.

Hitsguya: Sigh, doesn't everyone know Yoruichi is going to end up with me. I am the most popular.

Battle on Bleach

Still in Karakura Town

Yoruichi x Ukitake and Yoruichi x Shunsui

Ukitake and Shunsui overhear Hitsguya's comment

Ukitake and Shunsui: That kid couldn't handle Yoruichi

They stare at each other for a moment

Ukitake: She'd always visited me when I was sick

Shunsui: When aren't you sick? Besides she'd drink sake with me.

Ukitake: Are you sure you weren't drunk and thought she was there?

Back at Urahara Shop

Yoruichi x Urahara and Yoruichi x Tessai

Urahara: You know Yoruichi risked everything to rescue me, a sexy shop keeper.

Tessai: More like a shaddy shop keeper (mumbles). You know she rescued me too. Maybe she did it for me.

Moving to LN

Yoruichi x Ulquiorra, Orihime, Byakuya, Stark

Ichigo has called out Ulquiorra for the third time.

Ulquiorra: Looks like I'll have to deal with trash before we can leave.

Yoruichi: Orihime I need you to ...

Orihime: Anything for you

Yoruichi: to heal Byakuya

Orihime begins to heal Byakuya. Yoruichi moves toward Stark.

Stark: You must be a heck of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Yoruichi: Oooookaaaay

Byakuya: Yoruichi, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Yoruichi: Byakuya you'd have to catch me first. Orihime, I am going to find Unohana. It looks like you're going to need help with all the injured.

Yoruichi dashes off.

A voice from the darkness: My, haven't you've been a busy kitty. (He steps into the light)

Yoruichi: Aizen

Aizen: Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Yorucihi x Aizen