HellOOOOO, Nurses, and happy holidays! Here it is, the ultimate mash up of every Christmas special created. This story is in two acts, so what better way to open the first act than with a rewritten theme song? Stay tuned for the first chapter!


It's time for Animaniacs

And it's Christmastime at last!

So grab some cocoa and relax

You'll laugh 'til you collapse

We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers

And the girls: Alice and Dot

Just for fun we'll tie this Christmas special in a knot

So stock up on the eggnog for this convoluted plot

With snowy fluff that's cold enough

To even freeze your snot!

We're Animaniacs!

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks

And Alice recites random facts

We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain who plan a special Christmas scheme

Goodfeathers fight the weather; Slappy decorates her tree

Buttons chases Mindy- Rita carols merrily.

It's Christmas break, so stay awake

As we tell this tale to thee!

We're Animaniacs!

And in this story you are trapped

It's been specially gift-wrapped

We invaded Santa's pack

We're Animanie,

Totally insaney

Candy cane-y

Animaniacs!

Those are the facts!