Sneek peek of new story...
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters…and junk…
Riza's wake up call
Roy Mustang was a man of composure and almost always calm. But there were only certian things that broke that distinct characteristic. One was when he asked me, Lt. Riza Hawkeye to marry him. Two was finding out the news that he would be a father, then going through child brith with the woman that wielded a gun at any given moment. And lastly working with the stubborn little snot (as he called him) Edward Elric, ailias the Full Metal Alchemist. Roy had met the man when he was a mere 12 years old and bearly a preteen. He surpassed the rigorous written portion of the state Alchemy exam with not a bad mark and some how dazzled the King himself during the pysical portion. Mustang knew that day he'd be in for trouble working with the determined and bull headed boy. But he also knew that this blond boy bearing auto mail had the same intentions as him. Use alchemy for the good of the people.
Unfortuneatley both of them learned that not to be true and lossed far more than they could ever gain using alchemy. I myself, a Hawkeye, know every equation, every fornula and every array of the science called alchemy. But still have yet to learn the minds of men. And truthfully, Edward and Roy are not much different, regardless of age. There minds are alike whether either one of them want to admit it.
Roy has the uncanny ability to get under Edwards skin; whether it's unannounced phone calls, snide remarks at the office or even just a particuar look. He can make the younger mans eys glow like fire. And in turn Edward can make Roy steam into combustion, litterally. At some point that's where I step in a have to draw the line. A quick wave of the gun and Roy is silent for the rest of the week.
I would also imagine that someow it bothers my husband greatly that Ed has a life other than that of the military, as does every one else. But it's different with Ed, he has a sex life and appearently a good one at that. And that's what gets to my husband, It's always a competition between the two. Who's stronger? Who's alchemy is better? Who has the better sex life? Why does it even matter, I ask Winry every time I see her. She just sighs along with me and says getting answers would be like 'beating a dead horse...just two of them'. I could not aggree more.
So this particular Saturday morning my husband decided to play a visious prank that on Edward came right back on him, seven fold. He thought up the clever idea to call the Elrics in the early morning ( and knowing how Ed sleeps in on the weekends) and inform the Alchemist he was to come into work. Boy, did Roy call at a bad time...and I was the blunt end of this whole little scheme.
A characteristic unfamiliar to me has made it's way into my busy life. I have found the sheer comtentment in sleeping in on Saturdays (something that I could also aggree with Edward) and have told my son and my arrogant husband not to bother me on that one day of the week. My son complies while my husband does not and gets the worse of all punishments. I would have thought he learned his lesson ater a week on the sofa. But not the Flame Alchemist, it wouldn't be him if he did NOT want to play with fire. Except this time he got burnt by not only Edward but me as well.
"Riza..." I heard his voice, deep asleep. I turned away and was a second later greeted by a kiss to the check, and a warm hand to my breast.
"What have I told you?" I ask sternly, my voice cracking with weariness. He smiles briefly, putting a hand to my blond tangled hair.
"I know...I know but you have to hear this. It's giving me ideas...that little pompous jerk..." He muttered, his onyx eye dancing and a smug smile tugging at his lips. I see him holding the phone next to my ear.
"Roy, you woke me up...on a saturday...to have me answer the damn phone?" I snap, but calm as well.
"Not just any phone call...Ful- Edwards banging the bejeezis out of his wife...and he knows I am on the line! It's insulting!" He shrieks, ripping a hand through his dark hair. His face barely flushes and I snort.
"Then hang it up, Roy." I state tonelessly and turn away.
"He knows exactly what he's doing and shame on you on bothering them. Shame on him for ricipicating and ruining my morning. You both are in a load of trouble on Monday..." I add, pulling a pillow over my face. I hear a sigh in defeat and the phone hang up. I then feel the mattress move and Roy is back laying on his back beside me. I must have been in a good mood that morning for pittying him. I roll over quietly and kiss him deeply.
They both got what they wanted...
Both the competition is far from over...
And I am not through with either of them.
A/N: I did a Roy and Riza one, YAY! I am going to start finally Roy and Riza drabbles! But not unil I at least get 16 done of November. But just to give yo all a sneek peek, I post this on the TTEOB drabbles. You will need to at least read these to understand some of the R&R drabbles because they relate somehow to each other. There will be things about Ed/Win mentioned though out as well as Alphonse...
I've been reading the Manga (the new one) and I get lots of ideas and stuff...
Thanks for all the reviews and enjoy! Mind the speliing errors and junk!
chapter 2 is going to be a continuation called ' At the Office'
