This was done as a commentfic for a friend on Livejournal. Obviously, I do not own Naruto.


I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance…

Sasuke glared at the cell phone ringing on his desk, knowing full well who it was; he had called almost ten times in the past hour already.

Having no choice but to answer, Sasuke got out of bed and picked up the phone. "What Naruto?" he spat angrily into the line.

"Hey Sasuke! Just wanted to tell you again how much I love you man!" his best friend chirped eagerly.

Sasuke scowled; he could practically hear the idiot grinning. "You really aren't going to stop until I say it, are you?" he asked tiredly.

"Nope!" came the enthusiastic reply, followed by a short chuckle.

Sasuke sighed, defeated. Pride be damned - it was already past midnight and he really he needed to get some sleep. "Fine Naruto, you win. I love you okay? Now stop fucking calling me!" he yelled and ended the call.

Back at his apartment Naruto was indeed smiling, amused at how easy Sasuke was to mess with. "Now, how can I annoy him tomorrow…"