Ichigo Plays a Video Game
Written by supersillysonic, Jetlee, and Mainman12349
Ichigo nearly peed his pants, when he heard the news. Ichigos dad bought himself an xbox360.
He goes up to him, and gives his dad a slap on the face. "How dare you buy this without getting me one."
His dad yells out, "I challenge you to a race on Mario kart!"
"That's for the Wii you idiot!" Ichigo screams.
Ichigos dad says, "oh"
Then a knock happened at the door.
One of ichigos sisters opens it.
Then Jango jumps out. (hes the black kid of the neighbor hood) (no racism intened….meh)
Jango stars singing a rap. "Yo, yo ,yo. U don't have a wii wii. Then come and see me. So we can play the wii!" Then he starts rapping about other nonsense. (No racism intended….again)
His dad gives jango a tight hug. "I will go to your hood and play the wii." They traveled off.
Ichigo grabs the 360. He notices the game his dad bought was sonic riders for kinect. He slaps his own face, because it's a stupid game and the xbox didn't even come with a kinect.
He goes to gamestop and trades it for cathrine. But then someone took it away and replaced it with black ops.
Ichigo goes to his t.v. He plugs in his xbox. Kon sees it. He jumps up with joy. But then ichigo rips his head off . Then his stuffing came out and he made a smiley face with the stuffing.
He puts on his mic and notices someone is on. Rukiapower12349 is online.
She joins his party. "That stooped #%$#$ stole my kill! Hes a noob."
Then he notices xultimatesadox joined his party. All he said was, "Noob"
He begins to play tdm. But then his phone tells him theres a hollow, and he hears innocent people dying. He decided to keep playing black ops.
Then he has to go pee. He was desperate to get attack dogs, so he decided to pee his pants.
Then Ichiogo notices something "Oh my god, my pager needs to be charged."
He starts to play but rukia keeps noob tubing him! "You fag!" He screamed at rukia.
He kills chad with his frag.
"Noob" Is all Chad said.
Then the quinceyofqueers61 gets on. He started killing people with cross bows.
37Rengiepoop gets in the party. "So who do you have a crush on"
Ichigo puts down his controller. He thinks of the one true love he has. Ururu the girl at uraharas shop. He has always wanted to ask her out.
He then tenderly says "…Ururu".
Then Rukia says, "ohhhhhhhh I see"
Then he noticed someone has been in the party the whole time. Orihimerox2323
Orihime screams, "You bastard! I though you loved me."
He then gets made and noob toobs Orihime.
Rengie says "you should go ask her out!"
He invites her to the party.
He gets a knot in his stomach.
"Ururu" He whispers comfortably.
"Yes…" She says quietly.
He knows what he must do. "Will you go out with me?"
Chapter 2 coming soon
