Bradley Buzzcut looked at his weak, pathetic class at Highland High School. He wanted to pulverize every one of their miserable asses into submission. Those two idiots Beavis and Butt-head particularly pissed him off to the degree that he fought off urges to kill them virtually every second of the day. It was a wonder how he managed to teach at all while fighting off said violent urges.
Principal McVicker waddled into the classroom, brandishing two shotguns. "Uhhhhh…Bradley, it's time…uhhhhh," he told Buzzcut, and handed him one of his shotguns. Buzzcut and McVicker aimed their shotguns at Beavis and Butt-head and fired.
"Well, that was the high point of my life," said Buzzcut, "apart from killing all those dinks in Saigon."
"Uhhhh…want to kill Van Driessen next?" asked McVicker.
"Sure, why not," said Buzzcut. "That hippie pinko's practically been asking for us to kill him for years, what with his incessant singing of 'Lesbian Seagull' and 'Men Have Feelings Too .'"
