The Witcher: Part I

The Birth of the Witcher

Somewhere in the universe, there is a planet called Rivia. On Rivia, there is a species not entirely unlike humanity. They live alongside a species who are slightly more unlike humanity. The former kind are known as Muggles. The latter kind are known as witches.

In Rivian society, muggles were seen as a lower class, whereas witches enjoyed the privileges of the upper class. It was more or less a magocracy.

One day, one muggle decided he wanted to not be oppressed by the witches anymore. He decided he would construct a weapon to kill all the witches. Now, this muggle was a chicken farmer. He decided to take his favourite chicken, Geralt, to the Pool of Genetic Engineering.

He dunked his chicken into the pool, and the goddess of Genetic Engineering appeared before him.

"Why hast thou disturbed my sleep?" roared the goddess

"I wish for you to genetically modify this chicken, and make him more powerful than the witches," said the muggle.

"You want me to make him a witch chicken?" said the goddess.

"More powerful than a witch chicken," replied the muggle.

"Make him a witcher chicken." And with that, Geralt of Rivia transformed into a humanoid form.

"Hi," said Geralt to his owner.

"I'm a person now."

"Omg," said the muggle.

"And can you magic?"

"Yup, I can magic. In fact, because I'm a witcher rather than a witch, I can magick," replied Geralt.

"Okay," said the muggle.

"I order you to kill all the witches in the world."

"k," said the witcher. And Geralt of Rivia took off into the sunset. The muggle never saw Geralt again.

TO BE CONTINUED

IN

THE WITCHER: PART II

GERALT'S MORAL DILEMMA