AN: There is a time in a persons life when they are overtired, and had way too much popcorn, therefor I shall write Damon and Elena a song. Sing it like your a pirate!
Oh Damon! You fucked up bad man, get a life she doesn't want you, now boy, do you want her to smack you again? Wait... Don't answer that... Now Elena dear you little skank, pick a side Stefan or Damon? Or switch teams, Caroline or Bonnie? PICK ONE DAMMIT! And make me a samitch. Your little pothead brother Jeremy's a real piece of work, everything he touches, (in their downstairs mix up) DIES! And Stefan, your... socially awkward beau needs to get some blood, he is turning into a pansy ass pussy! I'm still waitin' on my samitch girl hurry up... HEY! NOT TOO MUCH TOMATO! And Damon... Ohhhhhh Damon. I'd tap dat. Katherine ain't coming back scally wag, figure it out boy! Yes your the boy now muah haha ha aha haahhhhh HA ! WHAT! PWNED YOU NOOB! Wtf does that even mean? How the fuck should I know? It just sounds dirty says it slow and sexy nooooooooooooobbbbb... SOO IM AND IDAHO PIRATE! YESSSS!
