*Background Theme: Days of Our Lives Opening*

We are a world-known ninja organization full of S-Class missing ninja from various different villages... but, there is a different side to us... as told through our various stories... this is...

My Days in the Akatsuki

Starring...

Uzumaki Naruto...

"For the last time, no: I will not become Naruko and wear slutty Gypsy clothes for your amusement!"

Uchiha Itachi...

"Make fun of my Pocky and I'll poke your eyes out... with sticks of Pocky."

Hoshigaki Kisame...

"Stop calling me Captain Fishy, Tobi!"

Tobi...

"Aye-aye, Capt'n Fishy!"

"ARGH!"

Deidara...

"My art is beautiful than yours, un! So shove it!"

Sasori...

"Hey! Bite my smooth wooden ass!"

Hidan...

"Blasphemous fuckers!"

Kakuzu...

"Okay, who stole my briefcase of cash?"

Aloe Vera Dude...

"My name is Zetsu... GET IT RIGHT..."

Konan...

"I can give you a paper cut in more ways than one..."

Pein...

"You don't think these piercings make me look Goth, do you?"

And guest starring... Ishtal Sekai...

"Don't expect me in these stories much. Unless I have a good reason to show up, then David will write me in, otherwise I'm but a mention in this parody chapter."

They parody, they're fun, they're adventurous, plus, all sorts of shenanigans can happen when they're not busy taking over the world... enjoy reading the various stories that happen in...

My Days in the Akatsuki


Disclaimer: Kishimoto-san is the creator of this series, and owns all the official characters of the Naruto world. All I own however is any original characters that show up in mild filler scenarios. I also own my original character Sekai Ishtal.