HI THIS IS RANDOMANONYMOUSMAN HERE WITH MY FIRST EVER FANFICTION! PLEASE, PLEASE, HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE! NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, ALLOW ME TO PRESENT TO YOU THE FIRST CHAPTER OF "NARUTO THE MOKUTON JUMPHER"

DISCLAIMER: I actually DO own Naruto. Im good friends with Kishimoto and for Christmas he gave me the rights to Naruto which I have right here in a picture frame on my desk...right...next to my... computer... WAIT A SECOND! THESE ARE FAKES! DAMN YOU KISHIMOTO! *SIGH* I guess I don't own Naruto anymore. *SOB!*

Konohagakure no Sato: October 10th

The people of the village were all celebrating the defeat of the Kyuubi no Kitsune at the hands of their Yondaime Hokage, the late Minato Namikaze. Well, almost all of them. There were only two people in the village that weren't celebrating. The first person was Arashi Namikaze, Minato's twin brother. He looked exactly like his brother except for the fact that his eyes weren't a piercing blue but instead an interesting shade of silver and his hair had more of an orange color to it. The second person was 5-year-old Naruto Uzumaki, who currently had a mob of mostly-drunken villagers and a few semi-sober shinobi chasing after him yelling things like, "Kill the Demon!", and, "Let's avenge the death of our Yondaime Hokage!"

Naruto was running for his life. He had no idea why these people were chasing him or why they wanted to kill him. He just kept running and eventually he came to the entrance to the Forest Of Death, hoping to get away from the angry mob, Naruto climbed the fence and was just about to get over it when two kunai flew and buried themselves into his leg and his back. Naruto cried out in pain and fell over the fence. The mob, thinking that they had finally killed the Kyuubi brat, left and went back to the festival. Naruto saw two people walk up to him and the last thing he saw before he lost consciousness was a lady in a trench coat with purple hair and a man wearing an ANBU mask with a dragon's face on it.

Anko and Yamato had been training together in the Forest when they heard a commotion by the entrance. They went to investigate and arrived just in time to see 2 kunai hit the young blond boy that was trying to climb over the fence. They ran over to him and saw that it was the boy with the Kyuubi sealed in him, Naruto Uzumaki. Anko walked up to him and checked him then turned to Yamato, who had his ANBU mask on, and said, "He's unconscious, but he's hurt. We need to get help for him."

"We should take him to the hospital." Yamato said. Anko shook her head, "No, they'll just neglect him and hurt him more." Yamato thought for a bit then suggested, "We can take him to my place. I live in the Forest not for from here." Anko nodded, "That sounds like a good idea. Let's go."

When they got to the cabin, Anko laid him down on the couch and checked his wounds. What she saw was that the wounds were already healed and the spots where the kunai hit him were covered in what looked like… "Bark?" Anko looked confused. "Hey Yamato, come here and look at this."

"What is it?" Yamato walked over and saw the bark that covered the wounds. He gasped and uttered a single word… "Mokuton..."

"WHAT!" Anko yelled. "It's the Mokuton bloodline ability. It covers any wounds that you get in bark that's nearly indestructible until the wound heals. We have to tell the Hokage."

Meanwhile, in Naruto's mindscape… Naruto woke up in a sewer in front of a giant cage. "Where am I?" Naruto wondered. "You are in your mind, Kit." A loud voice rumbled. "Who said that?" Naruto questioned, getting a little scared now. "In here. Behind you." Naruto turned around and saw the giant cage, but what really got his attention was the giant red fox with 9 black tails behind the bars of the cage. "Who are you?" Naruto asked in fear. "I am the Kyuubi No Yoko."

"HUH!" Naruto was both scared and confused. "Then why are you in my head? I thought that the Yondaime Hokage killed you." The Kyuubi then started shrinking until she's transformed into a beautiful woman. The woman was about 5' 9", had long red hair that went down to her lower back, green eyes, she wore a red and black kimono with a yellow sash. She also had 2 red fox ears and 9 black streaked tails swishing behind her. She gave Naruto a small, sad smile and said, "He could of killed me, yes, but he and I were really good friends, so instead he sealed me into you."

"But wait, if you two were good friends then why did you attack the village?" Kyuubi then gets a look on her face that seemed to Naruto to be something of a mix between rage, regret, sorrow, and disgust. "I was forced to by an evil man named Madara Uchiha, who had the power to control a Bijuu. He was so powerful that even I was not able to resist his control." The Kyuubi explained, sounding ashamed of herself that she was able to be controlled so easily. Naruto looked shocked at this news and asked, "So wait, you're not just an evil beast out to destroy any and all humans as we know it?"

"No, I'm not. But I am sorry for the way the villagers have treated you because of me. So, to make it up to you, I am giving you two bloodlines. The first is the Shodaime Hokage's Mokuton bloodline. It gives you the ability to control plants and trees to use for attacking, defending, and even shelter. The second one is one that has been lost for millions of years. It is something that I've only seen once and is said to have died out when I was still just a little Yoko. It is the 'Hakura Odoru'." Naruto looks excited at first, and then his face takes on a look of puzzlement and confusion. "What does the second one do?"

"It lets you teleport, or, what it used to be called because of the sound it makes, 'Jumph', far distances and even to other countries in an instant." The Kyuubi explained. "There is only one other person in the world who has each bloodline and only they can train you in how to fully utilize them."

"Who are they?" Naruto questioned. "When you wake up, tell the Hokage about what I have just told you and ask him for training from Arashi Namikaze and Yamato Tenzo." Says Kyuubi as Naruto fades away and he starts to wake up.

Meanwhile, with the Sandaime Hokage in his office...

Hiruzen Sarutobi was sitting in his office smoking his pipe and reading a certain little orange book, he felt great. All of his paperwork was done, there had not been a single complaint about Naruto filed by anyone in the past three days, and he was finally about to find out who Naomi's secret lover was and there was nothing in the whole village at that moment that could ruin his day. Then, as if on some unfortunate cue that seemed to be set in stone to happen no matter what (RandomAnonymousMan looks away and whistles innocently) Anko and Yamato barged into his office, nearly breaking the door off of its hinges in the process. "Hokage-sama, we need to talk to you about Naruto." Anko said. "What has he done this time Anko? Also, why is Yamato here with you?"

"Well Hokage-sama, we found Naruto after a mob had apparently beaten him and left him for dead. We took him to my house since the fools at the hospital would only neglect and abuse him and we found that all his wounds were covered in a type of bark... a factor that only occurs when the Mokuton bloodline is present." At this the Hokage's eyes became the seeing equivalent to dinner plates and he dropped his pipe. "Take me to him."

SO THAT'S THE FIRST CHAPTER! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK BY REVIWING! IF YOU DON'T THEN I WILL HAVE TO UNLEASH MY NEWEST CREATION ON TO YOU...HE IS THE RESULT OF MINGLING THE DNA OF GAI, TOBI, AND NARUTO. HES LOUD, ANNOYING, IS OBBSESSED WITH THE FLAMES OF YOUTH, AND HAS A NEARLY UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF ENERGY. I CALL HIM, TOGAIRUTO!

Togairuto: Togairuto is a PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE FLAMES OF YOUTHFULNESS that will be the Hokage some day. Believe it!

Me: DAMNIT WILL YOU EVER JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW!

Togairuto: That was most unyouthful, my creator...

Me: That's it, you're dead. *Makes a 6-barreled minigun appear from nowhere* NOW SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Togairuto: AAHH! TOGAIRUTO IS SORRY, R.A.M. SENPAI! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!