This time is a bit different. Not only do I use HP characters, which are not mine, I also use Bugs Bunny, which has been not mine a lot longer.

Introducing FFFP Sprout and Dobby!

Dedicated to the guy in the Joe Boxer commercials. Keep on keeping on, Smiley.

The Fractured Fairytales Fingerpuppet Players meekly present:

Little Red Riding Hermione.

::Fred and George step from behind the curtains on stage::

George::grinning proudly:: "Well,well,well. The Fractured Fairytales Fingerpuppet Players have managed to scare off someone else."

Fred::grinning also:: "Yes, wherever shall we find another censor?"

::They look at each other and nod. Then they look back at the audience::

Both: "McGonagall"

McGonagall::from offstage::"No!"

Fred::shrugs:: "Oh, well."

George: "However, we have been able to lure back our beloved narrator."

Fred: "Yeah, with lots of drugs."

Narrator::looking wild-eyed around the room:: "Someone stop those colors! They hurt my ears!"

::Fred and George look at each other once again::

George:"Well, time to start the show."

Narrator: "Bad, bunny! Bad!"

Fred:"Oh, snap out of it!"::zaps the narrator with his wand::

Narrator::blinks and looks around the room. Notices the script in her lap and the chains running from a hook on the floor to her ankles:: "Awww, crap!"

Dobby::pokes his head from between the curtains:: "We'sa doing show now? I LIKE SOCKS!"

::Fred and George pulling Dobby behind the curtains with them:: "Get on with it!"

Narrator::reads the script::"Fractured Fairytales Fingerpuppet Players unforgivably present...Little Red Riding Hermione?"

::curtains draw open to reveal the stage setup like one of Sprout's greenhouses::

Guy:"Since when do people grow gardens in the dungeon?"

Fantasy RP Fanatic: "One time, I was playing as a goat and we came across a dungeon with a shoe tree."

::Everyone stares blankly at him.::

RPr: "They were very nice shoes."

::blank stares::

RPr::looks around:: "Oh! Right! Wrong parody."::smiles sheepishly and leaves::

Narrator:"Ooookay...Anyway, it was a normal day in Herbology when Grand- Professor Sprout-ma realised she was out of clover"

Hermione: "Actually, she has some on her desk."

Sprout: "But I'm all out of the ones I want. I need a volunteer.::

Mary-Sue::raises her hand:: "I'll do it!"

Hermione: "Didn't you die in the first play?"

Mary-Sue: "So? I'm allowed to come back."

Hermione: "No. That's the whole point of dying. Not coming back."

Sprout: "Hermione, since you've volunteered, I think it's only fair to warn you. The clover I want is somewhere in the Forbidden Forrest."

Hermione: "But I didn't volunteer. Mary-Sue did."

Sprout::shrugs:: "You act so much alike."

Mary-Sue: "Bet I can find the clover before you!"

::An errant bludger flies out of nowhere and hits Mary-Sue::

Mary-Sue:"What a crappy way to die!"::dies::

::audience cheers::

Heckler: "That rocked!"

Sprout::hands Hermione a red cloak:: "This will keep you safe from harm in the forest."

Hermione: "Wouldn't bright colors be more noticeable and therefore more likely to attract danger?"

Sprout:"...so?"

Narrator: "So, Herminoe set out into the Forbidden Forest."

Guy: "But she's just standing there and everyone else is walking off stage. Why won't anyone leave the friggin' dungeon?"

Hermione: "I did. I'm in the Forbidden Forest now. It just looks suspiciously like Snapes's dungeon."

Guy: "No it doesn't. The real Forbidden Forest looks like a forest."

Hermione: "Have you ever been there?"

Guy: "Well, no, but..."

Hermione: "Then how do you know I'm not there right now?"

Guy: "Because I see you...STANDING IN THE DUNGEON!"

Narrator: "Just pretend! She's in the forest. Anyway, as Herminoe traveled through the forest, she came accross the Big..Bad...REMUS!"

Remus: "Hey, Hermione! What's in the basket?"

Hermione: "I don't have a basket."

Remus::pats her on the head and says soothingly:: "Don't worry, my dear. You'll get one soon enough."::walks offstage::

Heckler: "That sucked!...I don't get it."

::Snape comes on stage::

Hermione: "Weren't you turned into an ostrich?"

Snape::drily::"No. I'm the scarecrow."

Hermione: "There's no scarecrow in 'Little Red Riding Hood'"

Snape::forcibly:: "If I only had a" ::lip curls:: "brain"

::Fred and George can be heard snickering::

Hermione:"Er...you wouldn't happen to know where I can find some clover, would you?"

Snape::monotone:: "That way"::points in three directions at once::

Snape fans::stare:: "I think that's too weird even for us..."::look at each other:: "Nah!"::give him a standing ovation::

Hermione::to snape:: "Thanks...I think. By the way, why are you still wearing that dress?"

Snape: "50 points from Gryffindor for noticing!" ::leaves::

::Cho Chang and Harry come onstage::

Harry and Hermione: "What are you doing here?"

Hermione: "I'm looking for clover for Professor Sprout, remember?"

Harry: "Oh? We just rolled in some just a few feet back."

::Cho gives him The Look::

Harry: "Er..I meant'strolled"

::Slashers boo. Hetters cheer. Cho and Harry walk off stage holding hands. The audience gags, except the hetters, who sigh::

SpyOfNabiki: "I need to get a life."

Narrator: "I agree. So Hermione came to the clover."

Guy: "She didn't even move!"

Narrator: "She's a witch. She can do that."

Guy: "She didn't even wave her wand!"

Hermione::speaking loudly to get Guy's attention:: "Here's the clover!"::bends over and picks up air. Puts her empty fist into her pocket:: "Now to take this back to Professor Sprout"

::Ron runs across stage dressed like a femal opera singer, complete with viking helmet. Sings as he runs:: "Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!"

Bugs bunny::wallks onstage, munching a carrot:: "Mnyah. Silly, ain't he?"::walks offstage::

Hermione::blinks:: "Uuuuh...what just happened?"

Guy: "Forget this! I'm gonna' go watch the new Matrix movie!"::leaves::

Draco: "My Aquanet(tm) keeps my hair really stiff and shiny...just the way I like it.::big grin, two thumbs up, oily smile(Insert your own personal joke here)::

::Crabbe, Goyle and Bulstrode sit at a table with a box of Life(tm) cereal in front of them::

Goyle: "I don't want to try it."

Crabbe: "Give it to Milicent. She'll eat anything."

::Milicent eats the cereal, then the spoon, then the bowl. Smiles for her close up. The camera breaks.::

Narrator::sighs:: "Any more plugs?"

Dumbledore: "Just one. When my tounge is parched and my throat feels like the Sahara, only one drink will do. Pumpkin Juice.(if it's tm'd by anyone then it's JKR)::takes a drink and smiles:: Aaaah! Isn't that right, Gilderoy?"

Gilderoy::stares into two mugs::"Two beers or not two beers...What was the question?::hiccups::

Narrator::stares blankly:: "Now that we're quite done 'paying our bills..."

Draco: "We didn't get paid for anything."

Narrator::angrily:: "ANYWAY!"

::Voldemort runs onstage, looks around and knocks out Hermione::

Voldemort: "Now no one can defeat me!" ::evil laugh::

Hagrid::runs onstage with a big axe:: "I have come to save you from the Big Bad Remus!"

Voldemort: "Thanks for the offer, but I think I've got this under control."

Hagrid::raises axe::"I will chop you up for eating Hermione and Grand- Professor Sprout-ma!"

Voldemort: "What in the world are you talking about!?"

Narrator::shocked:: "Someone's actually following the script!"

::Hagrid runs at Voldemort and chops him up. Everyone else watches in horror. Madame Pomfrey revives Hermione with cold water::

Fred and George::run onstage:: "You were'nt really to chop anybody up!"

Hagrid:"Then why's the script say, 'Really chops up Remus."

Snape::comes onstage:: "I meant for you to really chop up Remus...but, I suppose Voldemort works too."

Filch::looks at the stage::"Yes that's fine for some, but I'm the one that has to clean this b***dy mess."

::laugh track rolls::

Ron: "Sorry. Bumped into it."::turns it off.::

Hermione::looks at all the people gathered:: "It's strange, don't you think that such a popular meeting place is called the 'Forrbidden Forest?"

Dumbledore:"I see what you mean. From now on..it shall be the 'Sternly- warned-against Forest."

Guy: "It's not a forest! It's a DUNGEON!"

Hermione: "Didn't you go to see the Matrix movie?"

Guy::shrugs:: "We're locked in."

Narrator: "You know what? This play didn't really go anywhere."

::Everyone agrees::

SpyOfNabiki: "I really have no idea how to end this so..er...the end, I guess."