11:17 PM 7/4/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "You could boil a ham in my pants!" -Space Ghost
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [sitting at Corner w/ a very embarassed Vegeta] Hi everybody! Say hi Veggie!
Vegeta: (still red in the face) Ugh...
Chuquita: Don't mind him, he's still embarassed by his brief stint of insanity.
Vegeta: "STINT" (disqusted) I was braiding FLOWERS into KAKARROT'S HAIR!
Chuquita: (brushing him off) Yeah, yeah, you were very cute. Anyway--
Vegeta: (shocked) --CUTE?!
Chuquita: (slightly frustrated) ANYWAY, (smiles) We're here with a fic unlike any you've
ever seen...well, more unlike any fic I've ever written. It's a romance!
Vegeta: (makes fake barfing noises)
Chuquita: Of course, there'll be plenty of the regular stuff too. See, the romance is only
under the secondary genre. Humor's still in front.
Vegeta: And what does this mean to me?
Chuquita: Absolutely nothing Vedge-head! [pats him on the back] You're still in it though.
Vegeta: Oh?
Chuquita: Along w/ the regulars and some characters I've never really thought of much before.
Vegeta: Who?
Chuquita: Oh you'll find out.
Vegeta: ...am I REALLY "cute"?
Chuquita: No. I was being skeptical before.
Vegeta: Oh...not that I care...
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: I mean, it really does not matter to the great saiyajin no ouji what others think of
his appearance.
Chuquita: ... (raises eyebrow)
Vegeta: It's just...nevermind.
Summary: Vegeta's second worst nightmare is about to come true; and there's nothing he can
do about it. Bura & Goten are getting married, and the aging ouji is sick and trapped in his
hospital bed, unable to move. What makes matters worse is GOKU is going to walk Bura down the
eisle. On the other side, Pan is worried that with her uncle and Bura married, Trunks will
automatically become her uncle-in-law, something she definately doesn't want, being that
Trunks has been a thorn in her side as long as she can remember. Now, she has to call upon
the one person who wants to stop this wedding even more than she does,
good 'ol Veggiebrains. Will Vegeta be able to get out of his hospital bed
intime to save his "little B-chan" from becoming another member to the Kakarrot clan? Find out!
Vegeta: (shocked) YOU'RE LETTING B-CHAN MARRY THAT KAKARROT SPAWN!
Chuquita: Oh hush already.
Vegeta: But, but that would make Kakarrot and I, BROTHERS!
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: Eew...
Ages: Just think their GT ages, whatever
the heck they are.
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" Hey Toussan! Guess what! " Bura smiled as she, Goku, Gohan, & Goten loomed over
Vegeta's bed, grinning widely.
" Wmph? " Vegeta said curiously though the mouthpiece over his mouth; being connected
to the various, creepy hospital devices made it hard for him to speak.
" ME AND GOTEN ARE GETTING MARRIED! " Bura exclaimed as Vegeta's eyes popped out of their
sockets.
" WHAF!!! "
" Yeah! Isn't it great lil buddy! " Goku said, putting his arm around Bura, " Bura's
gonna be one of us from now on! "
" Go--err, PAPA even said I can move in with them until we find a place to live! " she
said excitedly, smiling at Goku, " Right PAPA! "
" Right B-chan! "
Vegeta yanked the device off his mouth, " I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL B-CHAN
B-CHAN! NOT KAKARROT! "
" Relax little buddy. " Goku said soothingly, putting the device back over Vegeta's
nose & mouth, then slowly set him back down, " You don't wanna do anything stressful in your
condition. "
" Yeah Toussan, you're not lookin that well. " Goten pointed out.
" I AM NOT YOUR TOUSSAN!!! " Vegeta screamed @ the top of his lungs, then cried out
in pain & fell back onto his pillow.
" Aww, my poor, poor little buddy. " Goku said, " Here, lemmie fluff your pillow. " he
said, reaching for the large pillow underneath Vegeta's head.
" Touch...my...pillow...and DIE! " he gritted through his teeth.
" I really don't think this is the time for that father. " Gohan noted.
" But he looks so helpless all trapped in there. " Goku sighed, " It's a shame he won't
be able to come to the wedding. "
" WEFFINGH!! "
Goku put his hands behind his head, " Yeah, looks like _I'M_ going to have to be the
one to give Bura away instead of him. "
" Isn't Papa sweet, Toussan! " Bura squealed, giving Goku a hug as Vegeta felt his eyes
begin to water.
" Papa?... "
" And Gohan here's going to be the best man! " Bura said, pointing to Gohan, who waved
nervously at Vegeta.
" WAITAMINUTE! Let me get this straight, " Vegeta said frantically, " YOU are going to
be marrying Kakarrot's spawn. Kakarrot's OTHER spawn is going to be your best man, Kakarrot
HIMSELF is going to walk you down the eisle, and, and you're going to be LIVING with the whole
Kakarrot-clan in that little SHACK in the mountains! "
" Mmm-hmm! " Bura nodded happily, " Good job Toussan...Toussan? "
Vegeta's eyes began to glow red as he glared at Goku, " Ka...KakarROT!!! " his body began
to shake wildly in anger.
" Wuh-oh. " Gohan gulped as Goten zipped behind Bura.
" He's GONNA BLOW! " Goten shouted.
" I'LL...DESTROY YOU...KAKARROT!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs, going SSJ2,
but still unable to move. Vegeta tried despeately to get up and reached out towards Goku in a
blaze of fury, " I...SWEAR I'LL...DESTROY YOU YET KAKA--Kaka...ohh *thump*! " Vegeta paused
suddenly, then fainted.
" TOUSSAN'S DEAD! " Bura shrieked.
" Naw, I just lowered his oxygen supply. " Goku grinned as the others sighed in relief.
" I'd hate to think what WOULD happen if you hadn't. " Goten grinned back at him.
" That's kind of unethical, isn't it father? " Gohan raised an eyebrow.
" Don't worry, I'll set it back to normal once he cools off. " Goku shrugged, " He looks
so much more innocent when he's asleep. "
" Heh, sure he does. " Goten sweatdropped.
" Just think! By tommorow afternoon I'm going to be Son Bura! " Bura sighed happily.
" *BEEEEEEEEEEE--* "
" AHH! HE'S DEAD--again. " Goten yelped as they all turned to the machine regluating
Vegeta's heart.
" You had to go and say that, didn't you. " Pan said to Bura as she made her way from
the other side of the room over to Vegeta's bed.
" AHH! BREATHE LITTLE BUDDY! BREATHE! " Goku cried, shaking Vegeta, then noticed the
oxygen machine & turned it up full blast.
Vegeta's eyes popped open as the ouji instantly blew up like a balloon.
" FATHER! " Gohan yelled at Goku, " NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! " he exclaimed as Vegeta
continued to float around the room shaking his now small, chubby arms about; the oxygen mask
still on his face.
" I CAN FIX IT! I CAN FIX IT! " Goku said in a panicy voice as he rushed about, pressing
every button on the oxygen machine he could find, " ONE OF THEM HAS TO WORK! DOESN'T IT?! "
" MMPHAMPHOTF!! " Vegeta screamed down at Goku.
" I'M TRYING I'M TRYING I'M--hey! I GOT IT! " Goku snapped his fingers together, then
grabbed the cord attached to Vegeta's oxygen mask & yanked it off of him. The inflated Vegeta
procedded to whizz about the room until he deflated. The prince let out a sigh of relief, then
looked downward & screamed.
" I GOTCHA LITTLE BUDDY! I GOTCHA I GOTCHA! " Goku said, running around the room, trying
to catch Vegeta, who was now plummeting towards the floor, " I GOTCHA I GOTCHA I--*THUMP*
...oops. " Goku sweatdropped as he stared into the Vegeta-shaped hole in the floor, then reached
down slowly & pulled him out.
" I'm so sorry Veggie, did I hurt you? " Goku asked, worried as he held Vegeta up.
" Are you oh-kay Toussan? " Goten said in a conserned voice, brushing the chips from the
floor off of Vegeta's hospital gown.
" Dad really didn't mean it, he was just trying to help. " Gohan explained as the trio
helped Vegeta back to his bed.
" ... " Vegeta looked up at all their worried faces as the other three saiyajins tried
to tuck him back in bed, he smiled lovingly at them, then broke into a snarl, " LET GO OF ME
YOU BAKAYAROS! YOU'RE GETTING KAKO-GERMS ALL OVER ME! I CAN GET INTO BED ALL BY MYSELF! _I_ AM
THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! AND YOU ARE MY PEASANTS! NOW LET ME GO AND BOW
BEFORE YOUR ALMIGHY PRINCE! " he shouted as everyone stared at Vegeta, confused.
" Oh look, you gave him a memory lapse, how sweet, can we GO now. " Pan said sarcasticaly
" Aww, isn't that cute, Toussan's mind is playing tricks on him. " Bura smiled, hugging
Vegeta, " Well don't you worry Toussan--err, "great and all powerful saiyajin no ouji", " she
giggled, " We won't let anything happen to our poor old prince. "
" OLD?? " Vegeta sputtered, " I'm not OLD! KAKARROT'S _OLD_ NOT ME! "
" Nope, I'm 5 years YOUNGER than you, remember Veggie-head? " Goku said, ruffling the
ouji's hair.
" I was going to wish for immortality on Namek, remember Kakarrot! " Vegeta said to Goku,
his eyes watering, " I, I would never age, I never dreamed I'd get old and WEAK like, like...why
didn't you let me make my wish to the dragon? " he asked innocently, tears dripping down his
cheeks.
" You were asleep at the time lil buddy. " Goku said comfortingly, " Just like you're
going to be doing right now, " he placed the oxygen mask back over Vegeta's face, " You're going
to be taking a nice..long...sleeeeep. "
" Don't you DARE turn that button down again Kakarrot! " Vegeta hissed as he tried to
keep his eyes from closing while he watched Goku push the button from before in, " I..won't...let
you. You're going...to...take..away my...little B-chan... " he glanced at Bura, then back at Goku
& the other Sons, who were putting their jackets on and getting ready to leave.
" I'm sorry Toussan, it's for you're own good. " Bura said to Vegeta, " You'd hurt
yourself if you left the hospital early, remember? Besides, you're not allowed to leave under
your "conditions". " she said as she went out the door, then poked her head back in, " Don't
worry though! I'll bring you back some cake! " she chriped, then left.
Pan grabbed a couple candies off the table next to Vegeta's bed, then stared sadly at
him for a second, " Poor old guy. "
" PAN! ARE YOU COMING OR NOT! " Bura called from the hallway.
" I'M COMING I'M COMING ALREADY! " she yelled back, slightly aggrivated, running out of
the room after the others.
" B-chan....B-chan wait for...me. " Vegeta paused as he heard the door to his room
slam shut, he closed his eyes & fell asleep.
" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, WHATTA BIG ROOM! " Goku
said with delight as he, the other Son sons, Pan, & Bura stood inside the reception room.
" We figured we'd have a dress rehearsal the day before the actual wedding. " Bura said,
" You know, to make sure nothing unexpected happens. "
Goten looked around, " So where's the rehearsal pie? "
" The what? " Gohan asked.
" Well, if this is a practice one, where's the practice cake? Where's the practice pie,
and the practice cupcakes, and the practice ice cream, and the practice fish, and the practice
cheesecake? "
" Yeah Bura, where IS the practice _FISH_?! " Goku demanded as Bura sweatdropped.
" Hoo-boy. " Bura smacked herself on the forehead.
" Yeah, isn't it great. " Pan said skeptically, " And just think, pretty soon you'll be
able to hear this sort of thing ALL the time. "
" Shut up. " Bura said bluntly.
" Yeah, just think, we'll all be one, big, happy family! "
Bura & Pan turned around to see two arms reach across their shoulders.
" And how's my favorite little sister, eh? " Trunks grinned.
" I'm you're ONLY sister. "
" Hmm, point taken. " he smirked, then turned to Pan, " And how are you today Panny? "
" I hate you. " Pan huffed.
" Is that anyway to talk to your dear, DEAR soon-to-be, Uncle! " Trunks said dramatically
" My WHAT! " Pan said, shocked.
" He's right, you know. " Gohan said, " Since your uncle and his sister are going to
be married, that makes Trunks Goten's brother-in-law, and YOU'RE uncle-in-law. " he explained.
Pan glanced at Trunks, who had a huge, michievious grin on his face.
" Oh crap. "
" You might as well respect you're elders you know, we're going to be seeing each other
MUCH more often you know. " Trunks snickered evilly.
" WHY-I-OUTTA-- " Pan growled, then felt something drop onto her head & looked up to see
Goku chewing a large piece of cake, small crumbs trickling from the cake onto her.
" CAKE EFF GOOOF! " Goku grinned at her.
" Swallow gramps, swallow. "
" Oh-fay, " Goku said, gulping the cake down, " Gosh I wish ol Veggiehead was here, you
know what he'd say right now? "
" Umm, "Kakarrot, you PIG!"? " Goten offered.
" EXACTLY! " Goku answered.
" Where'd you get that cake anyway? " Gohan asked.
" A new pastry store opened up down the street, I just teleported there, grabbed the
cake, and teleported back. "
" Mmm, pastreeeeeeee... " Goten drooled, " I like pastreeeeeeies. "
" I'm going back there to get some muffins, you wanna come w/ me? " Goku said.
" YEAH! " Goten shouted happily as he followed Goku to the door, then broke into song,
" A muffin for me, a muffin for you, maybe a muffin for Veggie too! "
" Who knows, maybe we'll even find something to bring back to Veggie. He seemed unusually
hungry. " Goku said as they went outside.
" I left him some candy father so he should be oh-kay. " Gohan pointed out. Pan glanced
down at the candy in her pocket & whistled nervously.
" Heh-heh, candy, riiiiight. " Pan sweatdropped.
" Now Pan I want you to be nice to Trunks, this whole thing is VERY IMPORTANT to Bura. "
Gohan narrowed his eyes.
" HOW can I be nice to the guy who gave me a WEDGIE for my birthday! " Pan exclaimed.
" Just TRY. " Gohan glared at her.
" Ugh, fine. " Pan huffed, then looked around, " Now where is he! " she said to herself
as she walked into the next room to find the majority of the other Z people talking and chatting.
" Oh dear. " Mr. Popo said, distressed as he poked at his tux, " Piccolo does this suit
make me look fat? "
" Popo, you could wear a garbage bag and still look fat. " Piccolo grumbled, then went
back to meditating.
" Oh! You're so cruel! " Popo said as Pan walked by them and over to Trunks.
She smiled up at him, " Why hello Trunks, " she said sweetly, then glared at the blonde
hairred girl next to him, " Hello Marron. " she said coldly.
Marron raised an eyebrow, " Umm, hi. " she said, confused, " How come you're not wearing
your costume? "
" Because I'm not going to be the stupid flower girl. " Pan crossed her arms.
" I'LL BE THE FLOWER GIRL! " Goku said happily, teleporting next to them.
" You can't BE the flower girl gramps, you're a GUY! " Pan gritted through her teeth.
" Then I'll be the Flower Guy instead. " Goku nodded.
" That's oh-kay. I can do it. " Marron sweatdropped.
" Aww, fine. " Goku said, slightly disappointed, " Ya know if you decide you don't want
to, I'm sure my little buddy could fill in for you. He's had plenty of experiance throwing
flowers around. " he offered, then snickered about something about some privous "corner", daisies
, and a temporarily insane Vegeta.
::NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY!::
" What was THAT! " Marron gasped.
" That was 'ol Vedge-head. He's become quite skilled in telepathy since the whole
hospital thing. Watch this. ::HOW-ARE-YOU-DO-ING-IN-THERE-LIT-TLE-BUD-DY!:: Goku thought loudly,
making breaks between each of his words.
::GO AWAY!::
::Hey Veggie, guess what?::
::what!::
::_BOOM_!!!!!:: Goku screamed as loud as he possibly could. Across the street ambulances
could be heard running to the rescue as the patient in room 645 slammed into the ceiling.
" Hee-hee, I LUV telepathy. " Goku grinned, then teleported away.
" Sometimes I wonder about him. " Trunks scratched his head, watching Goku leave while
behind him Pan continued to glare at a slightly bewildered Marron.
" Who gave YOU the right to insantly become the flower girl! " Pan put her hands on her
hips.
" You said you didn't want to do it. I'm kind of doing you a favor then, aren't I? "
Marron reasoned, " Besides, the flower girl has to dance with the ring boy, and I KNOW you don't
wanna do that. Especially since you don't even like Trunks. "
" TRUNKS! " Pan gagged, " YOU MEAN THAT-- " she pointed to Trunks, who grinned at her.
Pan turned bright red, " Excuse me for a second. " she said bluntly, then walked into the ladies
room. Marron put her ear to the door only to hear excessive screaming, cursing, and pounding upon
the walls. Pan walked out of the room completely calm.
Marron glanced at Trunks, then at Pan, " ...OH! You thought I meant THAT Tru-- "
" --I'm going to take a walk. " Pan inturrupted, a vein pounding on her forehead.
" No, you don't understand, when I said Trunks I meant Mi-- "
" *VROOSH**BOOM* "
Marron looked above her to now see a small hole in the wall over hear head, " Ki blast,
right. " she said nervously, " Pa-- " she stopped, noticing Pan had already left, " Ohhh. " she
groaned, " Why me... "
" Cake is good, it sure is yummy, that's the way it's made to please my tummy! " Goku
sang as he & Goten walked out of the Pastry shop with their arms full of the stores entire stock.
" Muffins taste funny, but that's oh-kay, they make my day sunny, hip-hip-hoo-ray! "
Goten sang a second line.
" I can't believe you. "
Goku & Goten turned to a figure sitting on the bench to their right. Pan rolled her eyes,
" I just ruined my life, and you two cheese-heads are busy singing about pastries. "
" It's fun, wanna try it! " Goten grinned, " You just think of your favorite pastry
and-- "
" No thanks. " Pan said flatly, " I just flushed my life down the toliet. "
" Aww, " Goku said sadly, placing the bags full of food on the ground. He sat next to
her & pulled out a cupcake, " Want something to wipe it with? "
" You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you Gramps? " Pan asked.
" Nope, not a clue. " Goku popped the cupcake in his mouth.
" Well, Bura asked me to be the flower girl at the wedding, and I decided I didn't want
to be it because I don't wanna walk down that stupid eisle wearing that stupid puffy dress,
throw those stupid flowers and make a fool out of myself. " she explained, " Anyway, Marron said
she could do it instead and I figured "what the hey, let her act like an idiot instead, as long
as "I" don't have to do it", but then she said that the flower girl has to dance with the ring
boy and I just found out the ring boy happens to be Trunks. "
" So? " Goku scratched his head.
" You gotta watch out for him sometimes, when you're not looking he'll toss a water
balloon down your shorts. " Goten nodded, " And rubber really chafes me right on my tush and I
develop this strange blue rash and-- "
" --and it's just bothering me that's all. " Pan said to Goku, trying to ignore Goten's
blabber.
" Why, do you like him? " Goku asked innocently.
" HECK NO! " Pan retorted, " It's just that, that I don't like the IDEA of him dancing
w/ Marron, that's all. "
Goku thought for a moment, " Well ya know what I do when I'm depressed? I go visit
Vegeta. Usually he's so miserable it makes what I'm feeling down about seem like nothing and I
instantly feel better. "
" So you're saying I should go visit the old guy? " Pan said, confused.
" Well, they say misery loves company...or was it cheese?? I forget. " Goku said.
" I GUESS I could do that... " Pan trailed off.
" Here. " Goten said, handing her one of the large, brown paper bags.
" What's THIS?! " Pan said.
" Ice cream cake. Toussan loves it. It's just in case he starts to fire at you when you
get there. " Goten smiled.
" Toussan??? " Pan glanced at Goku.
" No, my other Toussan. " Goten corrected.
" You're calling Vegeta "Toussan" now?! " Pan gawked, " Isn't that a little "dangerous"."
" He'll get used to it. " Goten said as Pan got up.
" Say hi to my little buddy for me! " Goku called.
" Heh, sure, right. " Pan said as he headed towards the hospital doors, " If he doesn't
kill me first. "
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2:56 PM 7/6/01
END OF PART ONE!
Chuquita: Hmm, at this rate I may have this finished before I go off on Vacation.
Hear that Vedge? [looks around noticing Vegeta is now gone] Vedge? Veggie!
[feels a tap on her shoulder & turns around to see Vegeta smirking at her in a tux holding a
bunch of rope behind his back]
Chuquita: (flatly) What's the rope for?
Vegeta: (angrily) MUST I BE INTERRAGATED FOR EVERY BLASTED THING I DO--I mean, (insert cheesy
sophisticated voice here) I'm just getting into the mood of things.
Chuquita: You can't do anything to me peanut-brain, see this! [takes a plastic bottle from
underneath the table & puts it on the desk] Anti-Mary-Sue gel. Stops manipulation to author for
up to 30 days.
Vegeta: (evil smirk) That's not my intention.
Chuquita: I didn't think it was, I'm just being on the safe side.
Vegeta: DO you want to know what I'm up to?
Chuquita: No, not really.
Vegeta: WHADDA YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW--err, (suavely) You'll be VERY surprised.
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Will I?
Vegeta: (nods) Umm-hmm!
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Well go ahead James Bond, blow me away.
Vegeta: Very well. (puts his hands on her shoulders) Doesn't that feel nice?
Chuquita: (uneasily) Well...
Vegeta: (grabs the rope from behind him)
Chuquita: A little "TOO" nice for you.
Vegeta: (sweetly) Exactly. (tackles Chuquita & proceeds to tie her up) (laughs maniacally) BWAHA
HAHAHA! CONSIDER YOURSELF OVERTHROWN EARTHLING!
Chuquita: Oh crap.
Vegeta: I! THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI AM NOW IN CHARGE OF THIS "CORNER"! You better hope you
saved your reciept to that gel of yours. You're going to need it.
Chuquita: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS "MY" CORNER AND "MY" FIC!
Vegeta: (mockingly) Well tough BISCITS! You should have known better when you inlisted THE GREAT
SAIYAJIN NO OUJI as your "sidekick".
Chuquita: (growls) You smelly little--MMPH! (Vegeta ties a bandana around her mouth)
Vegeta: See you bakas later. HAHA!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "You could boil a ham in my pants!" -Space Ghost
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [sitting at Corner w/ a very embarassed Vegeta] Hi everybody! Say hi Veggie!
Vegeta: (still red in the face) Ugh...
Chuquita: Don't mind him, he's still embarassed by his brief stint of insanity.
Vegeta: "STINT" (disqusted) I was braiding FLOWERS into KAKARROT'S HAIR!
Chuquita: (brushing him off) Yeah, yeah, you were very cute. Anyway--
Vegeta: (shocked) --CUTE?!
Chuquita: (slightly frustrated) ANYWAY, (smiles) We're here with a fic unlike any you've
ever seen...well, more unlike any fic I've ever written. It's a romance!
Vegeta: (makes fake barfing noises)
Chuquita: Of course, there'll be plenty of the regular stuff too. See, the romance is only
under the secondary genre. Humor's still in front.
Vegeta: And what does this mean to me?
Chuquita: Absolutely nothing Vedge-head! [pats him on the back] You're still in it though.
Vegeta: Oh?
Chuquita: Along w/ the regulars and some characters I've never really thought of much before.
Vegeta: Who?
Chuquita: Oh you'll find out.
Vegeta: ...am I REALLY "cute"?
Chuquita: No. I was being skeptical before.
Vegeta: Oh...not that I care...
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: I mean, it really does not matter to the great saiyajin no ouji what others think of
his appearance.
Chuquita: ... (raises eyebrow)
Vegeta: It's just...nevermind.
Summary: Vegeta's second worst nightmare is about to come true; and there's nothing he can
do about it. Bura & Goten are getting married, and the aging ouji is sick and trapped in his
hospital bed, unable to move. What makes matters worse is GOKU is going to walk Bura down the
eisle. On the other side, Pan is worried that with her uncle and Bura married, Trunks will
automatically become her uncle-in-law, something she definately doesn't want, being that
Trunks has been a thorn in her side as long as she can remember. Now, she has to call upon
the one person who wants to stop this wedding even more than she does,
good 'ol Veggiebrains. Will Vegeta be able to get out of his hospital bed
intime to save his "little B-chan" from becoming another member to the Kakarrot clan? Find out!
Vegeta: (shocked) YOU'RE LETTING B-CHAN MARRY THAT KAKARROT SPAWN!
Chuquita: Oh hush already.
Vegeta: But, but that would make Kakarrot and I, BROTHERS!
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: Eew...
Ages: Just think their GT ages, whatever
the heck they are.
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" Hey Toussan! Guess what! " Bura smiled as she, Goku, Gohan, & Goten loomed over
Vegeta's bed, grinning widely.
" Wmph? " Vegeta said curiously though the mouthpiece over his mouth; being connected
to the various, creepy hospital devices made it hard for him to speak.
" ME AND GOTEN ARE GETTING MARRIED! " Bura exclaimed as Vegeta's eyes popped out of their
sockets.
" WHAF!!! "
" Yeah! Isn't it great lil buddy! " Goku said, putting his arm around Bura, " Bura's
gonna be one of us from now on! "
" Go--err, PAPA even said I can move in with them until we find a place to live! " she
said excitedly, smiling at Goku, " Right PAPA! "
" Right B-chan! "
Vegeta yanked the device off his mouth, " I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL B-CHAN
B-CHAN! NOT KAKARROT! "
" Relax little buddy. " Goku said soothingly, putting the device back over Vegeta's
nose & mouth, then slowly set him back down, " You don't wanna do anything stressful in your
condition. "
" Yeah Toussan, you're not lookin that well. " Goten pointed out.
" I AM NOT YOUR TOUSSAN!!! " Vegeta screamed @ the top of his lungs, then cried out
in pain & fell back onto his pillow.
" Aww, my poor, poor little buddy. " Goku said, " Here, lemmie fluff your pillow. " he
said, reaching for the large pillow underneath Vegeta's head.
" Touch...my...pillow...and DIE! " he gritted through his teeth.
" I really don't think this is the time for that father. " Gohan noted.
" But he looks so helpless all trapped in there. " Goku sighed, " It's a shame he won't
be able to come to the wedding. "
" WEFFINGH!! "
Goku put his hands behind his head, " Yeah, looks like _I'M_ going to have to be the
one to give Bura away instead of him. "
" Isn't Papa sweet, Toussan! " Bura squealed, giving Goku a hug as Vegeta felt his eyes
begin to water.
" Papa?... "
" And Gohan here's going to be the best man! " Bura said, pointing to Gohan, who waved
nervously at Vegeta.
" WAITAMINUTE! Let me get this straight, " Vegeta said frantically, " YOU are going to
be marrying Kakarrot's spawn. Kakarrot's OTHER spawn is going to be your best man, Kakarrot
HIMSELF is going to walk you down the eisle, and, and you're going to be LIVING with the whole
Kakarrot-clan in that little SHACK in the mountains! "
" Mmm-hmm! " Bura nodded happily, " Good job Toussan...Toussan? "
Vegeta's eyes began to glow red as he glared at Goku, " Ka...KakarROT!!! " his body began
to shake wildly in anger.
" Wuh-oh. " Gohan gulped as Goten zipped behind Bura.
" He's GONNA BLOW! " Goten shouted.
" I'LL...DESTROY YOU...KAKARROT!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs, going SSJ2,
but still unable to move. Vegeta tried despeately to get up and reached out towards Goku in a
blaze of fury, " I...SWEAR I'LL...DESTROY YOU YET KAKA--Kaka...ohh *thump*! " Vegeta paused
suddenly, then fainted.
" TOUSSAN'S DEAD! " Bura shrieked.
" Naw, I just lowered his oxygen supply. " Goku grinned as the others sighed in relief.
" I'd hate to think what WOULD happen if you hadn't. " Goten grinned back at him.
" That's kind of unethical, isn't it father? " Gohan raised an eyebrow.
" Don't worry, I'll set it back to normal once he cools off. " Goku shrugged, " He looks
so much more innocent when he's asleep. "
" Heh, sure he does. " Goten sweatdropped.
" Just think! By tommorow afternoon I'm going to be Son Bura! " Bura sighed happily.
" *BEEEEEEEEEEE--* "
" AHH! HE'S DEAD--again. " Goten yelped as they all turned to the machine regluating
Vegeta's heart.
" You had to go and say that, didn't you. " Pan said to Bura as she made her way from
the other side of the room over to Vegeta's bed.
" AHH! BREATHE LITTLE BUDDY! BREATHE! " Goku cried, shaking Vegeta, then noticed the
oxygen machine & turned it up full blast.
Vegeta's eyes popped open as the ouji instantly blew up like a balloon.
" FATHER! " Gohan yelled at Goku, " NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! " he exclaimed as Vegeta
continued to float around the room shaking his now small, chubby arms about; the oxygen mask
still on his face.
" I CAN FIX IT! I CAN FIX IT! " Goku said in a panicy voice as he rushed about, pressing
every button on the oxygen machine he could find, " ONE OF THEM HAS TO WORK! DOESN'T IT?! "
" MMPHAMPHOTF!! " Vegeta screamed down at Goku.
" I'M TRYING I'M TRYING I'M--hey! I GOT IT! " Goku snapped his fingers together, then
grabbed the cord attached to Vegeta's oxygen mask & yanked it off of him. The inflated Vegeta
procedded to whizz about the room until he deflated. The prince let out a sigh of relief, then
looked downward & screamed.
" I GOTCHA LITTLE BUDDY! I GOTCHA I GOTCHA! " Goku said, running around the room, trying
to catch Vegeta, who was now plummeting towards the floor, " I GOTCHA I GOTCHA I--*THUMP*
...oops. " Goku sweatdropped as he stared into the Vegeta-shaped hole in the floor, then reached
down slowly & pulled him out.
" I'm so sorry Veggie, did I hurt you? " Goku asked, worried as he held Vegeta up.
" Are you oh-kay Toussan? " Goten said in a conserned voice, brushing the chips from the
floor off of Vegeta's hospital gown.
" Dad really didn't mean it, he was just trying to help. " Gohan explained as the trio
helped Vegeta back to his bed.
" ... " Vegeta looked up at all their worried faces as the other three saiyajins tried
to tuck him back in bed, he smiled lovingly at them, then broke into a snarl, " LET GO OF ME
YOU BAKAYAROS! YOU'RE GETTING KAKO-GERMS ALL OVER ME! I CAN GET INTO BED ALL BY MYSELF! _I_ AM
THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! AND YOU ARE MY PEASANTS! NOW LET ME GO AND BOW
BEFORE YOUR ALMIGHY PRINCE! " he shouted as everyone stared at Vegeta, confused.
" Oh look, you gave him a memory lapse, how sweet, can we GO now. " Pan said sarcasticaly
" Aww, isn't that cute, Toussan's mind is playing tricks on him. " Bura smiled, hugging
Vegeta, " Well don't you worry Toussan--err, "great and all powerful saiyajin no ouji", " she
giggled, " We won't let anything happen to our poor old prince. "
" OLD?? " Vegeta sputtered, " I'm not OLD! KAKARROT'S _OLD_ NOT ME! "
" Nope, I'm 5 years YOUNGER than you, remember Veggie-head? " Goku said, ruffling the
ouji's hair.
" I was going to wish for immortality on Namek, remember Kakarrot! " Vegeta said to Goku,
his eyes watering, " I, I would never age, I never dreamed I'd get old and WEAK like, like...why
didn't you let me make my wish to the dragon? " he asked innocently, tears dripping down his
cheeks.
" You were asleep at the time lil buddy. " Goku said comfortingly, " Just like you're
going to be doing right now, " he placed the oxygen mask back over Vegeta's face, " You're going
to be taking a nice..long...sleeeeep. "
" Don't you DARE turn that button down again Kakarrot! " Vegeta hissed as he tried to
keep his eyes from closing while he watched Goku push the button from before in, " I..won't...let
you. You're going...to...take..away my...little B-chan... " he glanced at Bura, then back at Goku
& the other Sons, who were putting their jackets on and getting ready to leave.
" I'm sorry Toussan, it's for you're own good. " Bura said to Vegeta, " You'd hurt
yourself if you left the hospital early, remember? Besides, you're not allowed to leave under
your "conditions". " she said as she went out the door, then poked her head back in, " Don't
worry though! I'll bring you back some cake! " she chriped, then left.
Pan grabbed a couple candies off the table next to Vegeta's bed, then stared sadly at
him for a second, " Poor old guy. "
" PAN! ARE YOU COMING OR NOT! " Bura called from the hallway.
" I'M COMING I'M COMING ALREADY! " she yelled back, slightly aggrivated, running out of
the room after the others.
" B-chan....B-chan wait for...me. " Vegeta paused as he heard the door to his room
slam shut, he closed his eyes & fell asleep.
" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, WHATTA BIG ROOM! " Goku
said with delight as he, the other Son sons, Pan, & Bura stood inside the reception room.
" We figured we'd have a dress rehearsal the day before the actual wedding. " Bura said,
" You know, to make sure nothing unexpected happens. "
Goten looked around, " So where's the rehearsal pie? "
" The what? " Gohan asked.
" Well, if this is a practice one, where's the practice cake? Where's the practice pie,
and the practice cupcakes, and the practice ice cream, and the practice fish, and the practice
cheesecake? "
" Yeah Bura, where IS the practice _FISH_?! " Goku demanded as Bura sweatdropped.
" Hoo-boy. " Bura smacked herself on the forehead.
" Yeah, isn't it great. " Pan said skeptically, " And just think, pretty soon you'll be
able to hear this sort of thing ALL the time. "
" Shut up. " Bura said bluntly.
" Yeah, just think, we'll all be one, big, happy family! "
Bura & Pan turned around to see two arms reach across their shoulders.
" And how's my favorite little sister, eh? " Trunks grinned.
" I'm you're ONLY sister. "
" Hmm, point taken. " he smirked, then turned to Pan, " And how are you today Panny? "
" I hate you. " Pan huffed.
" Is that anyway to talk to your dear, DEAR soon-to-be, Uncle! " Trunks said dramatically
" My WHAT! " Pan said, shocked.
" He's right, you know. " Gohan said, " Since your uncle and his sister are going to
be married, that makes Trunks Goten's brother-in-law, and YOU'RE uncle-in-law. " he explained.
Pan glanced at Trunks, who had a huge, michievious grin on his face.
" Oh crap. "
" You might as well respect you're elders you know, we're going to be seeing each other
MUCH more often you know. " Trunks snickered evilly.
" WHY-I-OUTTA-- " Pan growled, then felt something drop onto her head & looked up to see
Goku chewing a large piece of cake, small crumbs trickling from the cake onto her.
" CAKE EFF GOOOF! " Goku grinned at her.
" Swallow gramps, swallow. "
" Oh-fay, " Goku said, gulping the cake down, " Gosh I wish ol Veggiehead was here, you
know what he'd say right now? "
" Umm, "Kakarrot, you PIG!"? " Goten offered.
" EXACTLY! " Goku answered.
" Where'd you get that cake anyway? " Gohan asked.
" A new pastry store opened up down the street, I just teleported there, grabbed the
cake, and teleported back. "
" Mmm, pastreeeeeeee... " Goten drooled, " I like pastreeeeeeies. "
" I'm going back there to get some muffins, you wanna come w/ me? " Goku said.
" YEAH! " Goten shouted happily as he followed Goku to the door, then broke into song,
" A muffin for me, a muffin for you, maybe a muffin for Veggie too! "
" Who knows, maybe we'll even find something to bring back to Veggie. He seemed unusually
hungry. " Goku said as they went outside.
" I left him some candy father so he should be oh-kay. " Gohan pointed out. Pan glanced
down at the candy in her pocket & whistled nervously.
" Heh-heh, candy, riiiiight. " Pan sweatdropped.
" Now Pan I want you to be nice to Trunks, this whole thing is VERY IMPORTANT to Bura. "
Gohan narrowed his eyes.
" HOW can I be nice to the guy who gave me a WEDGIE for my birthday! " Pan exclaimed.
" Just TRY. " Gohan glared at her.
" Ugh, fine. " Pan huffed, then looked around, " Now where is he! " she said to herself
as she walked into the next room to find the majority of the other Z people talking and chatting.
" Oh dear. " Mr. Popo said, distressed as he poked at his tux, " Piccolo does this suit
make me look fat? "
" Popo, you could wear a garbage bag and still look fat. " Piccolo grumbled, then went
back to meditating.
" Oh! You're so cruel! " Popo said as Pan walked by them and over to Trunks.
She smiled up at him, " Why hello Trunks, " she said sweetly, then glared at the blonde
hairred girl next to him, " Hello Marron. " she said coldly.
Marron raised an eyebrow, " Umm, hi. " she said, confused, " How come you're not wearing
your costume? "
" Because I'm not going to be the stupid flower girl. " Pan crossed her arms.
" I'LL BE THE FLOWER GIRL! " Goku said happily, teleporting next to them.
" You can't BE the flower girl gramps, you're a GUY! " Pan gritted through her teeth.
" Then I'll be the Flower Guy instead. " Goku nodded.
" That's oh-kay. I can do it. " Marron sweatdropped.
" Aww, fine. " Goku said, slightly disappointed, " Ya know if you decide you don't want
to, I'm sure my little buddy could fill in for you. He's had plenty of experiance throwing
flowers around. " he offered, then snickered about something about some privous "corner", daisies
, and a temporarily insane Vegeta.
::NOT OVER MY DEAD BODY!::
" What was THAT! " Marron gasped.
" That was 'ol Vedge-head. He's become quite skilled in telepathy since the whole
hospital thing. Watch this. ::HOW-ARE-YOU-DO-ING-IN-THERE-LIT-TLE-BUD-DY!:: Goku thought loudly,
making breaks between each of his words.
::GO AWAY!::
::Hey Veggie, guess what?::
::what!::
::_BOOM_!!!!!:: Goku screamed as loud as he possibly could. Across the street ambulances
could be heard running to the rescue as the patient in room 645 slammed into the ceiling.
" Hee-hee, I LUV telepathy. " Goku grinned, then teleported away.
" Sometimes I wonder about him. " Trunks scratched his head, watching Goku leave while
behind him Pan continued to glare at a slightly bewildered Marron.
" Who gave YOU the right to insantly become the flower girl! " Pan put her hands on her
hips.
" You said you didn't want to do it. I'm kind of doing you a favor then, aren't I? "
Marron reasoned, " Besides, the flower girl has to dance with the ring boy, and I KNOW you don't
wanna do that. Especially since you don't even like Trunks. "
" TRUNKS! " Pan gagged, " YOU MEAN THAT-- " she pointed to Trunks, who grinned at her.
Pan turned bright red, " Excuse me for a second. " she said bluntly, then walked into the ladies
room. Marron put her ear to the door only to hear excessive screaming, cursing, and pounding upon
the walls. Pan walked out of the room completely calm.
Marron glanced at Trunks, then at Pan, " ...OH! You thought I meant THAT Tru-- "
" --I'm going to take a walk. " Pan inturrupted, a vein pounding on her forehead.
" No, you don't understand, when I said Trunks I meant Mi-- "
" *VROOSH**BOOM* "
Marron looked above her to now see a small hole in the wall over hear head, " Ki blast,
right. " she said nervously, " Pa-- " she stopped, noticing Pan had already left, " Ohhh. " she
groaned, " Why me... "
" Cake is good, it sure is yummy, that's the way it's made to please my tummy! " Goku
sang as he & Goten walked out of the Pastry shop with their arms full of the stores entire stock.
" Muffins taste funny, but that's oh-kay, they make my day sunny, hip-hip-hoo-ray! "
Goten sang a second line.
" I can't believe you. "
Goku & Goten turned to a figure sitting on the bench to their right. Pan rolled her eyes,
" I just ruined my life, and you two cheese-heads are busy singing about pastries. "
" It's fun, wanna try it! " Goten grinned, " You just think of your favorite pastry
and-- "
" No thanks. " Pan said flatly, " I just flushed my life down the toliet. "
" Aww, " Goku said sadly, placing the bags full of food on the ground. He sat next to
her & pulled out a cupcake, " Want something to wipe it with? "
" You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you Gramps? " Pan asked.
" Nope, not a clue. " Goku popped the cupcake in his mouth.
" Well, Bura asked me to be the flower girl at the wedding, and I decided I didn't want
to be it because I don't wanna walk down that stupid eisle wearing that stupid puffy dress,
throw those stupid flowers and make a fool out of myself. " she explained, " Anyway, Marron said
she could do it instead and I figured "what the hey, let her act like an idiot instead, as long
as "I" don't have to do it", but then she said that the flower girl has to dance with the ring
boy and I just found out the ring boy happens to be Trunks. "
" So? " Goku scratched his head.
" You gotta watch out for him sometimes, when you're not looking he'll toss a water
balloon down your shorts. " Goten nodded, " And rubber really chafes me right on my tush and I
develop this strange blue rash and-- "
" --and it's just bothering me that's all. " Pan said to Goku, trying to ignore Goten's
blabber.
" Why, do you like him? " Goku asked innocently.
" HECK NO! " Pan retorted, " It's just that, that I don't like the IDEA of him dancing
w/ Marron, that's all. "
Goku thought for a moment, " Well ya know what I do when I'm depressed? I go visit
Vegeta. Usually he's so miserable it makes what I'm feeling down about seem like nothing and I
instantly feel better. "
" So you're saying I should go visit the old guy? " Pan said, confused.
" Well, they say misery loves company...or was it cheese?? I forget. " Goku said.
" I GUESS I could do that... " Pan trailed off.
" Here. " Goten said, handing her one of the large, brown paper bags.
" What's THIS?! " Pan said.
" Ice cream cake. Toussan loves it. It's just in case he starts to fire at you when you
get there. " Goten smiled.
" Toussan??? " Pan glanced at Goku.
" No, my other Toussan. " Goten corrected.
" You're calling Vegeta "Toussan" now?! " Pan gawked, " Isn't that a little "dangerous"."
" He'll get used to it. " Goten said as Pan got up.
" Say hi to my little buddy for me! " Goku called.
" Heh, sure, right. " Pan said as he headed towards the hospital doors, " If he doesn't
kill me first. "
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2:56 PM 7/6/01
END OF PART ONE!
Chuquita: Hmm, at this rate I may have this finished before I go off on Vacation.
Hear that Vedge? [looks around noticing Vegeta is now gone] Vedge? Veggie!
[feels a tap on her shoulder & turns around to see Vegeta smirking at her in a tux holding a
bunch of rope behind his back]
Chuquita: (flatly) What's the rope for?
Vegeta: (angrily) MUST I BE INTERRAGATED FOR EVERY BLASTED THING I DO--I mean, (insert cheesy
sophisticated voice here) I'm just getting into the mood of things.
Chuquita: You can't do anything to me peanut-brain, see this! [takes a plastic bottle from
underneath the table & puts it on the desk] Anti-Mary-Sue gel. Stops manipulation to author for
up to 30 days.
Vegeta: (evil smirk) That's not my intention.
Chuquita: I didn't think it was, I'm just being on the safe side.
Vegeta: DO you want to know what I'm up to?
Chuquita: No, not really.
Vegeta: WHADDA YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW--err, (suavely) You'll be VERY surprised.
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Will I?
Vegeta: (nods) Umm-hmm!
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Well go ahead James Bond, blow me away.
Vegeta: Very well. (puts his hands on her shoulders) Doesn't that feel nice?
Chuquita: (uneasily) Well...
Vegeta: (grabs the rope from behind him)
Chuquita: A little "TOO" nice for you.
Vegeta: (sweetly) Exactly. (tackles Chuquita & proceeds to tie her up) (laughs maniacally) BWAHA
HAHAHA! CONSIDER YOURSELF OVERTHROWN EARTHLING!
Chuquita: Oh crap.
Vegeta: I! THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI AM NOW IN CHARGE OF THIS "CORNER"! You better hope you
saved your reciept to that gel of yours. You're going to need it.
Chuquita: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS "MY" CORNER AND "MY" FIC!
Vegeta: (mockingly) Well tough BISCITS! You should have known better when you inlisted THE GREAT
SAIYAJIN NO OUJI as your "sidekick".
Chuquita: (growls) You smelly little--MMPH! (Vegeta ties a bandana around her mouth)
Vegeta: See you bakas later. HAHA!
