Hey everyone! I was SUPPOSE to write and submit this fic last Halloween but due to too much stuff getting in the way and whatnot, I had to push it back so now is the time for it to be uploaded. But don't worry, there's still gonna be my annual October horror fic this year too. I'll make sure to upload a horror fic every October since I kind of want to make that my 'thing', lol. Anyways, enjoy.

Characters: Mario Luigi Peach Daisy Yoshi Birdo Toadette Toad DK Dixie Diddy Rosalina Wario Waluigi Tiny Goombario Kooper Bombette Parakarry Bow Watt Sushie Lakilester Lakilulu Goombella Koops Flurrie Yoshie Vivian Bobbery Ms. Mowz Bowser Wendy Kammy Jojora Fire Bro.

Note: The 'Paper Yoshi' from The Thousand Year Door will be called Yoshie in this fic. I've never really liked the 'Paper Yoshi' name for the character so I decided to switch it up this time.

Note 2: I'd like to thank Princess Toady, Owen96, Kinalima, Katty124, and The Cheesebub for the inspiration of some things in this fic.

It was Halloween night and it was getting close to midnight. There were no more trick-or-treaters outside and the lights in the houses were beginning to shut off. Everything was beginning to get silent...that is, until a girl's scream was heard in a far away neighborhood and that's when the madness began...

The gang were at Peach's place, having a sleepover.

"...so I was running away from the blue car right? I ended up running to the fields but the car would still not stop chasing me! It was literally only a few feet behind me so I had no choice but to jump out of the way which I did successfully and thankfully, the car sped into the nearby river. To this day, I still have no idea who or what was driving the car. But now, I ALWAYS stay cautious of blue cars, just in case they turn on by themselves and try to attack me ninja warrior style. The end!" Bombette said.

"That was the most boring story I've ever heard in my entire life." Bowser criticized.

"Geez Bowser, is there EVER a time when you're not negative?" Daisy questioned.

"Well, let me see...NOPE." Bowser replied and laughed.

"Well I thought the story was too drawn-out and boring for my tastes. Nothing really exciting happened in it." Wendy added.

"Like father, like daughter." Dixie commented.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Wendy suddenly shouted.

"Alright, calm down darlings and eat some Milky Way bars before I decide to eat them for all myself because of my irresistable temptation for sweets." Flurrie said.

"So yeah, this Halloween was completely boring. Nothing much happened unlike last year where people raided the Halloween store and threw a block party." Waluigi said and laid back.

"I blame Peach! She always throws the most boring parties!" Wendy pointed.

"Then why the hell did you come in the first place!?" Birdo asked.

"Because Bowser dragged me here! My brothers are all playing that Mall of Duty game and Bowser thought that I would be bored with nothing to do so he forced me to come with him." Wendy explained.

"He dragged me along too! He's damn lucky I didn't turn him into an octopus!" Kammy threatened.

"Oh. I see...hey! Then why did Bowser want to come then?" Luigi pointed out.

"Because...umm...I had nothing else to do!" Bowser obviously lied.

"So you decide to come here in your free time? With people you hate?" Daisy questioned again.

"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Bowser was stuck for an answer.

"RAAAAAGGGGGGGH!" Yelled a familiar figure as he jumped into the group.

Everyone screamed and backed away.

"OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THAT UGLY THING!?" Bow screamed.

"IT'S A ZOMBIE! EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Diddy yelled.

The zombie limped toward Toadette, who was completely frozen in fear.

"Uhhh TOAD! SOMEONE! PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!" She screamed and closed her eyes.

"I'm sorry Toadette, but I have a hang nail and I'm trying to bite it off!" Toad answered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Toadette screamed as loud as she could.

"Hey! Are you...like, okay?"

Toadette opened her eyes and looked at the 'zombie'.

"Um, did that zombie just speak to me?" She asked.

"I think he did. This is CLEARLY an advanced zombie virus that this guy has been infected with." Goombario said, trying to sound smart.

"Hey wait a second, I know this guy! It's Fire Bro! You know, the lunatic that blew up the Sarasaland military base last year?" Yoshie said. Everyone gasped.

"Oh my gosh, it IS him! Can I get your autograph? I am your biggest fan!" Bombette squealed in excitement.

"Heeheehee yep, that's me! Ever since I blew up the base, I hid out in a cave of beavers who made me a part of their family! I stayed there for a few months until I got bored and decided to go back to the city to find a place to live, until I realized that the FBI were still after me so I hid out in the Koopa Bros. Fortress until it got taken over by Pikachus and now I'm here in all my glory! You know, I could use a cheeseburger right now and oh, some french fries too!" Fire Bro weirdly explained and scratched his ear with his leg like a dog.

Everyone stared at him, clearly freaked out except for Bombette who gazed in excitement.

"Sooooooo anyways! I'm totally calling Channel 64 news all about this. They'll HAVE to give me a raise once I report them this juicy gossip!" Jojora excitedly said and got out her phone.

"WHAT? NO! You can't tell them that Fire Bro is here! If you do, I'll use my Mega Bomb move on you and I can assure you that it won't be pretty!" Bombette threatened.

"Sweetie, I am the gossip queen. I know of EVERYTHING that goes on in Mushroom City from rumors all the way to the truth. It's my job and I won't let some pink crayon-colored pipsqueak bomb like you stop me." Jojora said in harshness.

"Gossip queen? More like the fat queen! How many pounds did you put on the last time we saw you? 75?" Waluigi spat.

"You're one to talk my boy! You're still as thin as a stick after all these years! Just what is up with that, people?" Bobbery insulted.

"HAHA! YOU GOT BUUUUUUUUUUURNED!" Fire Bro laughed and jabbed Waluigi in the stomach making him fall over.

"UGH can somebody kick this freak of the week out please?" Wendy demanded.

"No way! This guy is hilarious. I can definitely see him hanging with us!" Wario laughed.

"Well no surprise there. You're an idiot with a weight issue and he's an idiot with a mental issue. You two are almost perfect for each other!" Wendy scowled.

"Wendy, can I ask you a question?" Lakilester asked.

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Why are you such an ugly bitch?"

Everyone bursted out laughing except for Bowser and Wendy of course.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY DAUGHTER!? I DARE YOU TO SAY IT AGAIN!" Bowser got up in the lakitu's face.

"Woah woah chill out Bowser! I mean, don't you think about it sometimes?" Lakilester smirked.

"N-no! Of course not! She...she's my daughter, I would never even think of such a thing!" Bowser nervously responded.

"HA! You're hesitantly talking and you stuttered which means you're lying! WOOHOO SCORE ONE FOR LAKI!" Kooper cheered.

"Uhh excuse me, his name is LAKILESTER or SPIKE not Laki! What kinda stupid nickname is that anyways?" Lakilulu angrily said.

"Shut up Lakilulu, no one wants to hear it." Bow spat.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?" Sushie asked.

"Not really, but go ahead." Daisy answered.

"Okay, so why did all the hipster fish leave the ocean?" Sushie asked.

"I dunno, why did they leave!?" Wario groaned.

"Because the ocean was becoming too current! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sushie fell over laughing her head off while no one else laughed.

"I don't get it. Can someone tell me what was so funny about that? Am I suppose to be laughing?" Yoshi asked.

"Just don't worry about it, sweetie. I wouldn't want you to over-think yourself to the point where your brain explodes." Birdo replied.

"Huh, this is odd. I am sensing such powerful negative energy coming towards us..." Rosalina said.

"Eh? What are you on about?" Kooper asked.

"I'm not sure. I've never had this feeling before. It's so...strange. I just feel like we might be in danger." Rosalina started to worry.

"You know Rosalina, heroin is not good for you. It's the worst kind of drug you can use and you can even get diseases from it!" Wendy joked.

DK shot her a glare. "Do you always have to make a smartass comment!?"

Wendy backed off. "Jeeze, what's your problem? It's just a joke. Besides, she's acting just as weird as the psychopath here so of course we're gonna be freaked out."

"Did you guys know that my great great great great great great great great grandfather invented school desks? Yeah, before then, people just had to sit down and write on their laps!" Fire Bro loudly stated.

"Did you know that none of us care whatsoever?" Kammy asked back.

"Hey, I just realized something! Peach is gone!" Watt pointed out.

"Mamma mia! I didn't even notice that! Where did she go?" Mario shrieked.

"And we should care about this, why...?" Lakilulu asked.

"SHUT UP!" Everyone else yelled at her.

"Well I'm a go look for her and get some more Halloween cookies...well, that's assuming that Wario didn't eat all of them of course!" Mario scowled and left the room.

"HEY! JUST BECAUSE I'M FAT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL EAT ANYTHING! And Mario clearly doesn't have any taste, those cookies taste awful! I bet Lakilulu can cook better ones than her!" Wario yelled.

"Um I'm right here ya know!" Lakilulu sneered.

"No shit, sherlock. We aren't blind you hag!" Dixie spat.

"Like, can we put on some, like, television now? This party is, like, getting so boring!" Goombella complained.

"Yes I wanna watch some TV and hopefully not get scared by those horror advertisements that pop out at you." Luigi said, grabbed the remote and turned the TV on.

"Ooh, turn it to Channel 64! I just got done calling them and telling them the whole Fire Bro situation and they said they're going to air the news right away! I am SO getting that raise. Neon Heights, here I come!" Jojora cheered.

Luigi turned it to Channel 64 and everyone gathered around.

"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP THE NEWS IS ON!" Birdo yelled, even though no one was talking.

A toad woman was shown at a news desk. "Hello and good evening Mushroom Kingdom citizens, this is Toadana Melton reporting for Channel 64 News. This just in, the case of Fire Bro, the same man who destroyed the entire military base of operations in Sarasaland, has been found. Thanks to one of our very own reporters, Jojora Teeheena-"

"OH MY FREAKING GOSH, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? THEY MENTIONED MY NAME! THEY MENTIONED MY FREAKING NAME!" Jojora cheered again.

"Like, stop shouting in my ears!" Goombella yelled.

"-Fire Bro is reportedly to be located at Princess Peach's castle in Mushroom City, who had also broke in to the place. The military is said to be on there way to the castle in 30 minutes so if I were you, Fire Bro, I would run for your life and scream like a little girl."

"Pfffffff, I ain't scared of no military. They're like dogs to me. Tough on the outside but weak and delirious on the outside! Hmm, does any one have any foot spray? I think I have athlete's feet." Fire Bro said.


"Peach? You here?" Mario called out as he walked into the hallway. He saw that the kitchen door was open so he went in there and found Peach at the sink. "Hey, are you okay?"

"Oh Mario! You scared me! What are you doing here?" Peach asked.

"Well because you kind of just up and left the room and some of us were worried about you." Mario replied.

"Oh...that. Sigh, I'm just disappointed that this 'party' has been a mess so far. I have no idea why I let Bowser come, then there's Fire Bro who decided to break in for no reason, and we have Lakilulu who is the most annoying person in the universe! I'm such a failure." Peach said in complete disappointment.

"Don't let it get to you, Peach. The party is just fine. I've been having a great time so far, despite some of the annoying stuff that's happened." Mario said.

Peach smiled and kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you Mario. You always know how to make me feel better."

Mario smiled back, but it soon turned to a frown. "Um, Peach? I have something I need to confess to you..."

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" A loud scream was heard from the living room.

"Oh god, what now!" Peach groaned and ran back with Mario.


"OH MY GOD THAT IS THE HUGEST SPIDER THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Toadette freaked out and stood on the couch. Everyone stood back from the huge tarantula that was crawling on the center of the floor.

"Someone, kill it! We can't just let it roam around here!" Parakarry demanded.

"Kammy, you have a wand so you kill it!" Diddy said.

"No way! My old heart can't take the sight of even seeing something so gross and ugly!" Kammy said as she shielded her eyes from the spider.

"I think Bowser should kill it. He's the biggest one here so he'll have no problem killing that thing!" Bow pointed.

"I-I can't! I'm...uhh...allergic to spiders. Yeah, that's it! ACHEW!" Bowser faked a sneeze.

"That's news to me." Wendy commented.

"Yoshi, you like to eat stuff right? Why don't you swipe that thing up with your tongue and devour it?" Dixie suggested.

"Excuse me bitch, my sweetie will NOT be eating something so awful! How dare you!" Birdo spat.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT!?" Dixie yelled back.

"I hate to do this, but this leaves me choice!" Vivian said and waved her hands around. Suddenly, the spider exploded in a tiny fire.

"WOAH! What did you do?" Watt asked.

"I used Fiery Jinx of course. I'm against killing animals but there's always an exception you know?" Vivian said.

"I like this girl. We should totally hang sometime you know." Jojora said.

Peach and Mario came running into the room.

"Are you guys alright? We heard screaming!" Peach said.

"Everything's all right, we all just saw the biggest spider in the world but luckily Vivian took care of it." Toad explained.

"Oh. Um, okay then." Mario replied.

"Hey Peach! That's a lovely crown you have on there. It would suck if someone were to...you know...STEAL IT." Miss Mowz winked.

"Wait a second...what's that on the news?" Tiny suddenly yelled, pointing to the TV.

"This just in. Zombies have been reported to be invading Mushroom City. They are running throughout the streets and are trying to bite or 'eat' anyone they see. Also, they- wait, what's that? The zombies are here in this station? Oh...well, that's clearly not good. Everyone, please scream and run for your lives. This is Toadana Melton reporting for Channel 64 News, good night." The TV then turned to a screen with colors on it.

"ZOMBIES?" Everyone yelled at the same time.

"Oh my, that must be the negative energy I was feeling earlier. The zombies are heading this way! Everyone, we have to make a run for it!" Rosalina said and started to panic.

"Hold up a second here, I don't believe this for one second! Zombies do NOT exist and they will never exist! This is obviously just a prank to freak everyone out." Lakilulu angrily stated.

"Shut up, no one cares what you think!" Waluigi yelled and threw his smelly shoe at her.

"OW! YOU SON OF A BIATCH!" Lakilulu retorted.

"So what should we do then? If there actually is a zombie apocalypse, then we should go right now!" Goombario said.

"Where would we, like, go then? If you, like, haven't noticed, this castle is, like, in the middle of, like, nowhere!" Goombella said.

"You're cute when you try to argue." Goombario said with a total 'in love' look on his face.

"Well if the castle is in the middle of nowhere then clearly we'll be okay since the zombies will be in the city." Miss Mowz pointed out.

There was suddenly sounds of banging and moaning outside the front door.

"Oh. Forget what I just said."

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE HERE! EVERYONE, START PANICKING AND THROW RANDOM OBJECTS AT EACH OTHER!" Toadette screamed, grabbed a lamp and threw it at Sushie.

"OW! WATCH IT YOU BIZNATCH!" Sushie yelled.

"Okay, we're gonna need a sacrifice for the zombies!" Birdo spoke.

"Um, but why would we want to do that for?" Koops questioned.

"Because, in case the zombies DO break in, we could just throw someone at them to slow them down and have a better chance of getting away." Birdo stated.

"Sounds fine by me! I VOTE MARIO!" Bowser pointed and laughed.

"Mamma mia! You best be crazy!" Mario shrieked.

"I'd rather sacrifice Fire Bro. It's one less crazy person in the world." Wendy added.

"Guys I have a MUCH better idea. And I think all of you will agree with me on this one." Peach spoke.

"Oh great, what is it? Fight the zombies with peace and love?" Waluigi made fun of her.

"No! Let's sacrifice Lakilulu instead!" Peach pointed to the female lakitu.

"EXCUSE ME!?" Lakilulu gasped.

"Oh, of course! Nobody cares about Lakilulu so if we get rid of her, then it will be like she never existed!" Yoshie cheered.

"I agree! SACRIFICE THE BITCH!" Jojora evilly laughed.

"But wait, Lakilester is her boyfriend! I don't think he'll allow it." Watt pointed out to everyone.

"Of course he will because if he doesn't then I will do something about it!" Kammy said as she put up her wand in front of his face. Lakilester nervously gulped.

"Well Laki? What is it gonna be?" Dixie asked.

"I told you...HIS NAME IS LAKILESTER OR SPIKE! STOP CALLING HIM LAKI!" Lakilulu raised her voice.

Lakilester clenched his teeth. "DO IT! GO SACRIFICE HER!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? LAKILESTER, PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING!" Lakilulu cried.

"You heard the man! GRAB HER AND TIE HER UP!" Bobbery ordered.

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !" Mario yelled very loudly.

"Goodness Mario! Yell any louder and you'll break a mirror!" Flurrie spoke.

"I won't let you sacrifice her!" Mario said.

"And why the hell not?" Daisy asked.

"Because...I...I LOVE LAKILULU!" Mario loudly confessed. Everybody else gasped, except for Toadette who scream-gasped.

"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!" Yoshi mimicked the iconic sound.

"EXCUSE ME? You...love...that...THING OVER THERE!? Have you gone insane?" Diddy asked.

"Mario my boy, I REFUSE to believe that you're being true about this." Bobbery added.

"I honestly did not see that coming at all." Parakarry also added.

"Wait a second, is this what you were going to confess to me when we were in the kitchen?" Peach asked, putting her hands at her sides.

"Yes. I'm sorry Peach, but I can't help it. I love Lakilululu and I've always been in love with her. I just feel so attracted to her, ya know?"

"No, we don't know! WE WILL NEVER KNOW SO STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS YOU PERVERT!" Tiny screamed.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god this is without a doubt the best Halloween ever!" Bowser fell to the floor laughing.

"Okay I am SO telling this to Channel 64 News! I can't wait to see my co-workers freak about this!" Jojora said, taking out her cellphone but then stopped. "Oh...that's right. They're probably being overtaken by zombies now. Goddamnit, there goes my better chance of getting a raise! Oh wait a second, I can just put it on my website. Go me!"

"I can't believe you would do this, Mario. How could you? I thought you were my brother!?" Luigi started to cry.

"I told you, Luigi. I just can't help it. I'm sorry..." Mario lowered his head in shame.

"Don't even apologize to us! We've heard enough." Bow crossed her arms and shook her head.

"Lakilulu? Anything you have to say about this?" Kooper asked.

"Well...I'm not surprised actually. I mean, I AM super pretty so I figured that someone else would like me too." Lakilulu said in complete vain. Everyone else groaned and facepalmed themselves, except for Mario.

The door suddenly bashed open and the hoard of zombies slowly came flowing in.

"OH MY FREAKING SNOOPY DOG! THEY'RE HERE! GET THE SACRIFICE!" Fire Bro commanded and grabbed Lakilulu.

"WAIT NO! PUT HER DOWN RIGHT NOW!" Mario yelled.

"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! KILL THE WHORE!" Wendy ragged on.

Fire Bro threw Lakilulu with all his might toward the zombie crowd. She landed inside the group and all the zombies turned toward her and started feasting on her. Her painful screams were heard for a short while.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M COMING FOR YOU BABY!" Mario cried and ran into the zombie crowd. Everyone else saw him get bitten apart trying to save the poor lakitu.

"Mario you are such an idiot! I'm so glad I cancelled our trip to Exploding Banana City!" Peach raged.

"There's no time for that now! Peach, where should we go?" Toad asked in panic.

"Oh that's easy! Follow me everyone, I have a secret room that I've made JUST for this situation!" Peach said and everyone followed her into the hallway.

EOC.

So the chaos has begun and more people will soon die! Who do you want to survive? Who do you want to die? Who is the bigger bitch between Wendy and Lakilulu? Review please!