I don't own Grim Fandango.
Manny was sitting and listening as Glottis played piano. Then he saw Meche taking of her stockings.
"What is it?" Glottis asked when he saw Manny staring at Meche eye sockets wide open.
"Um, nothing. Just enjoying the landscape," Manny said.
"Yeah, nice stocking landscape," Glottis said.
Then Toto came in threatening Manny with a gun.
"What's wrong with you?" Manny asked. Suddenly Toto pressed the trigger and shouted "Surprise!"
"Aagh!" shouted Manny. "Hey, I am 'alive'."
"It's your five year anniversary."
"You mean that when I ate all the cream on the cake?" Manny asked.
"Yeah, that one," Toto said.
Fifteen minutes passed and flowers started to grow in the cafe.
"Hahah!" shouted Hoctor who had a huge gun with seeds.
"Who are you?" shouted Manny.
"I am Hoctor LeMans."
"So it is true that Hector shagged with Olivia."
"Damn right," said Hoctor.
"And now I will kill you," he continued.
"Hey, your zipper is open," said Manny.
"Hah, are you staring at my balls?" asked Hoctor angrily.
"Damn, it didn't work," Manny said.
"Aagh! My zipper is open after all!" shouted Hoctor.
"Yay! It worked!" shouted Manny.
Then Manny and the other ran in the Blue Casket. Glottis saw some booze there and drank it. When Hoctor arrived Glottis vomited on him. Hoctor flew against the wall and blew up.
"Phew," said Manny.
"We won," said Meche.
"And no more Hector's offsprings," said Manny. Or so he thought...
The End.
