You turn the TV on to Channel 11.5. A game show is on. You slouch back in your chair and watch. A blond woman (who will be called Announcer) in a fancy suit is sitting on a stage across from a buzzer booth that they use in game shows all the time. Audience is in a circle around stage.

Announcer: Hello, and welcome back to, "So You Want To Win 5 Dollars". Our next contestant enjoys Rainbow Monkeys, dancing, and just pretty much just being an idiot. Please welcome...Numbuh Three!

(Numbuh Three skips out and plops down into booth) Hiya!

Announcer: Hello, Numbuh Three. So you want to win 5 bucks, huh?

(Numbuh Three's eyes go wide) 5 bucks! (leaps out of her seat) YAYYAYYAYYAYYAY! (skips around stage) I'm gonna win 5 dollars, I'm gonna win 5 dollars, I'm gonna win 5 dollars!

Announcer: Sit and stay! (Numbuh Three jumps back into booth, humming happily)

Announcer: Your first question. What do rabbits like to eat? Is it (a) Pizza (b) Carrots (c) Oil or (d) Cottage Cheese.

Numbuh Three: That's tough. I wanna call somebody.

Announcer: All right, we'll use your Call A Friend lifeline. Who do you want to call?

Numbuh Three: I wanna call Hippy-Hop!

Announcer: (raises eyebrow) Hippy-Hop?

Numbuh Three: Never mind, I'll do it! (lifts watch, shaped like a rabbit, and presses 6 buttons) Hi, Hippy! Look, I'm on a game show, and I was wondering, what do rabbits like to eat? (listens) Okay, thanks, love you, buh-bye!

Announcer: So what is your answer?

Numbuh Three: It's Oil! Final question!

Announcer: You mean answer.

Numbuh Three: I already told you, it's oil!

Announcer: No, I ask the questions.

Numbuh Three: Who made you the boss?

Announcer: (rolls her eyes) Fine. Wrong.

Numbuh Three: Can I have my money yet?

Announcer: Ok, your next question. How many colors are in the rainbow? Is it: (a) 1, (b) 79, (c) 6, or (d) Cottage Cheese.

Numbuh Three: (scrunches her face up to concentrate) Umm....Lemme check. (pulls out a Rainbow Monkey, and starts counting it's stripes) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.... (30 minutes later) One hundred two, one hundred three, one hundred four! One hundred four, Miss Lady Who Has My Money!

Announcer: (was sleeping) Huh? Oh, you're done? So what's your verdict?

Numbuh Three: Huh?

Announcer: How many stripes did your stupid monkey have?

Numbuh Three: He's not stupid! Are you, Sprinkles?

Announcer: Sprinkles? You named your stupid monkey Sprinkles?

Numbuh Three: Grr! Don't call him stupid!

Announcer: So what is the answer?

Numbuh Three: Umm....

Announcer: Now what?

Numbuh Three: (sheepishly) I forgot. (brightens) I'll count again. (pulls out Rainbow Monkey) One, two, three, four, five...

Announcer: Who picks the people? Who picks the people!??!

The End.

Author's Note/Disclaimer: I don't own KND, and this is a KND replica of Who Wants To Win 5 Dollars, from the Amanda Show. Yes, the number 11.5 is a favorite of mine. Tell me what you think of the story! No, I don't plan to write another episode, I just wanted to write something light and funny for a change. But review anyway! Thanks for reading!

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