"Good morning, Chakotay," said the captain as she walked onto the bridge.
"How's it going?"
"Not bad, Kathryn. Yourself?"
"I'm doing fine," she replied. A small amount of turbulence hit. "Ensign, report."
"I don't know, Captain," he replied. "We seem to be traveling through a dense cloud of some sort."
"Why didn't you avoid it?" she asked.
"Um, laziness?"
"You need to work on your lame excuses, ensign," the captain said. "Chakotay, meet me in my ready room"
They walked the short fifteen feet to the captain's ready room. Once inside the captain erupted with anger.
"This is your fault, Chakotay!"
"Okay, first of all, this isn't a big deal. Secondly, how is this my fault?"
"You should ask for a report more often when you have control of the bridge!"
"Well, even if this is my fault, there's nothing we can do about it now. Why don't we go back out to the bridge and discuss some options of how to get out of this nebula?"
"Fine, fine," said the captain.
They both walked back to the bridge and upon entering the small room, they found a most unusual sight. Tuvok, the overly serious Vulcan, was down on his knees singing "I Will Always Love You."
"And IIIIIIIIIIIeeeIIIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooooooooooohooooo!" he sang passionately.
"Tuvok! What in the world are you doing?" Captain Janeway asked.
"I ain't no Tuvok! I'm Whitney Houston! Where's my Evian?" he replied.
"Chakotay," the captain began, "I think we have a problem here. Chakotay? Chakotay??"
Over to her left, Chakotay was not himself. He was roller skating around the bridge singing.
"Sweet sweet fantasy baby, when I close my eyes, um, something something."
"What the heck is going on around here?" the captain asked herself, for now it was not only Chakotay and Tuvok.it was her whole crew. "Janeway to the Doctor."
"Yes captain?" the doctor replied through the com system.
"Doctor, I believe we have some kind of epidemic on our hands here."
"You're telling me! I was giving Seven her weekly check up when all of a sudden she leapt up and started singing "Oops, I did it again"!"
"Okay, Doctor, here's what we have to." the captain trailed off.
"Captain? CAPTAIN?" the doctor shouted, but the captain was a lost cause. The hideously evil virus had taken over the captain, the whole bridge crew, and, infact, everyone on the ship except for the doctor.
"Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you go on." sang the captain terribly out of tune into her com badge.
The doctor looked around in an emotional twist of fear, curiosity, and nausea.
"How will I save the entire crew alone?"
"Not bad, Kathryn. Yourself?"
"I'm doing fine," she replied. A small amount of turbulence hit. "Ensign, report."
"I don't know, Captain," he replied. "We seem to be traveling through a dense cloud of some sort."
"Why didn't you avoid it?" she asked.
"Um, laziness?"
"You need to work on your lame excuses, ensign," the captain said. "Chakotay, meet me in my ready room"
They walked the short fifteen feet to the captain's ready room. Once inside the captain erupted with anger.
"This is your fault, Chakotay!"
"Okay, first of all, this isn't a big deal. Secondly, how is this my fault?"
"You should ask for a report more often when you have control of the bridge!"
"Well, even if this is my fault, there's nothing we can do about it now. Why don't we go back out to the bridge and discuss some options of how to get out of this nebula?"
"Fine, fine," said the captain.
They both walked back to the bridge and upon entering the small room, they found a most unusual sight. Tuvok, the overly serious Vulcan, was down on his knees singing "I Will Always Love You."
"And IIIIIIIIIIIeeeIIIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooooooooooohooooo!" he sang passionately.
"Tuvok! What in the world are you doing?" Captain Janeway asked.
"I ain't no Tuvok! I'm Whitney Houston! Where's my Evian?" he replied.
"Chakotay," the captain began, "I think we have a problem here. Chakotay? Chakotay??"
Over to her left, Chakotay was not himself. He was roller skating around the bridge singing.
"Sweet sweet fantasy baby, when I close my eyes, um, something something."
"What the heck is going on around here?" the captain asked herself, for now it was not only Chakotay and Tuvok.it was her whole crew. "Janeway to the Doctor."
"Yes captain?" the doctor replied through the com system.
"Doctor, I believe we have some kind of epidemic on our hands here."
"You're telling me! I was giving Seven her weekly check up when all of a sudden she leapt up and started singing "Oops, I did it again"!"
"Okay, Doctor, here's what we have to." the captain trailed off.
"Captain? CAPTAIN?" the doctor shouted, but the captain was a lost cause. The hideously evil virus had taken over the captain, the whole bridge crew, and, infact, everyone on the ship except for the doctor.
"Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you go on." sang the captain terribly out of tune into her com badge.
The doctor looked around in an emotional twist of fear, curiosity, and nausea.
"How will I save the entire crew alone?"
