Sympathy for the Devil
a parody about the devil!
Down into the deep caverns of heck lives the big red guy
we all know, the devil...
"Oh, please... Call me Lucifer! And this wonderful place here
is HELL, capitalized! NOT HECK!", came the devil's voice, interrupting
the story.
Anywho...
The devil or Lucifer has a servant named Bob. Poor Bob he was
sent into Hell's eternity -
"Good, good! you capitalized and you said my real name!", interrupted
the devil once more.
Will you shut up!?
"No!", he replied as he broke into song. He began to sing Sympathy for the devil, "I was around with Jesus Christ....."
Poor Bob was sent into Hell's eternity because -
The devil got lauder...
Poor Bob was sent into Hell's eternity because he accidently shot
Abraham Lincoln while he was showing a guy seated next to him, the spinny thing you do with a pistol.
"Bob! Come over here!", said the devil on his oversized red thrown.
"Yes, master ?", said Bob
"Do you think Hell is getting - well, old?", asked the devil in a kindly
mannered tone, but you could never be so sure...
Bob didn't know what to think. Hell was in a pretty bad shape, all around
there was clouds of drifty smoke, the ceilings were cracked, and strange ancient
furniture was about the place. Bob just looked at the devil, silent.
The devil began to become impatient, "Well, what do you think!?".
Bob didn't answer.
"Dammit, great damnation! Of course my damnation needs remodeling!",
Said the devil angrily.
"Yes, of course! Master!", said Bob quickly. "Maybe we could steal something from the gates of heaven!".
"Well, I do like the theme for the stairway to heaven - ", started the devil
twisting his slender and pointy beard around his finger.
"They got an elevator!", pointed out Bob.
"Oh well, I was thinking about maybe Martha Stewart!", said the devil
slowly.
"Martha Stewart?!" said Bob surprised.
"Yes! Martha Stewart!", said the devil with excitement, "Now go get her!"
The devil was just about to put his foot down on the idea when the
devil signal went off. The devil signal was used to inform the devil, to do what he did best, tempting people!
a parody about the devil!
Down into the deep caverns of heck lives the big red guy
we all know, the devil...
"Oh, please... Call me Lucifer! And this wonderful place here
is HELL, capitalized! NOT HECK!", came the devil's voice, interrupting
the story.
Anywho...
The devil or Lucifer has a servant named Bob. Poor Bob he was
sent into Hell's eternity -
"Good, good! you capitalized and you said my real name!", interrupted
the devil once more.
Will you shut up!?
"No!", he replied as he broke into song. He began to sing Sympathy for the devil, "I was around with Jesus Christ....."
Poor Bob was sent into Hell's eternity because -
The devil got lauder...
Poor Bob was sent into Hell's eternity because he accidently shot
Abraham Lincoln while he was showing a guy seated next to him, the spinny thing you do with a pistol.
"Bob! Come over here!", said the devil on his oversized red thrown.
"Yes, master ?", said Bob
"Do you think Hell is getting - well, old?", asked the devil in a kindly
mannered tone, but you could never be so sure...
Bob didn't know what to think. Hell was in a pretty bad shape, all around
there was clouds of drifty smoke, the ceilings were cracked, and strange ancient
furniture was about the place. Bob just looked at the devil, silent.
The devil began to become impatient, "Well, what do you think!?".
Bob didn't answer.
"Dammit, great damnation! Of course my damnation needs remodeling!",
Said the devil angrily.
"Yes, of course! Master!", said Bob quickly. "Maybe we could steal something from the gates of heaven!".
"Well, I do like the theme for the stairway to heaven - ", started the devil
twisting his slender and pointy beard around his finger.
"They got an elevator!", pointed out Bob.
"Oh well, I was thinking about maybe Martha Stewart!", said the devil
slowly.
"Martha Stewart?!" said Bob surprised.
"Yes! Martha Stewart!", said the devil with excitement, "Now go get her!"
The devil was just about to put his foot down on the idea when the
devil signal went off. The devil signal was used to inform the devil, to do what he did best, tempting people!
