Sympathy for the Devil

a parody about the devil!

Down into the deep caverns of heck lives the big red guy

we all know, the devil...

"Oh, please... Call me Lucifer! And this wonderful place here

is HELL, capitalized! NOT HECK!", came the devil's voice, interrupting

the story.

Anywho...



The devil or Lucifer has a servant named Bob. Poor Bob he was

sent into Hell's eternity -

"Good, good! you capitalized and you said my real name!", interrupted

the devil once more.

Will you shut up!?

"No!", he replied as he broke into song. He began to sing Sympathy for the devil, "I was around with Jesus Christ....."

Poor Bob was sent into Hell's eternity because -

The devil got lauder...

Poor Bob was sent into Hell's eternity because he accidently shot

Abraham Lincoln while he was showing a guy seated next to him, the spinny thing you do with a pistol.



"Bob! Come over here!", said the devil on his oversized red thrown.

"Yes, master ?", said Bob

"Do you think Hell is getting - well, old?", asked the devil in a kindly

mannered tone, but you could never be so sure...



Bob didn't know what to think. Hell was in a pretty bad shape, all around

there was clouds of drifty smoke, the ceilings were cracked, and strange ancient

furniture was about the place. Bob just looked at the devil, silent.

The devil began to become impatient, "Well, what do you think!?".

Bob didn't answer.

"Dammit, great damnation! Of course my damnation needs remodeling!",

Said the devil angrily.

"Yes, of course! Master!", said Bob quickly. "Maybe we could steal something from the gates of heaven!".

"Well, I do like the theme for the stairway to heaven - ", started the devil

twisting his slender and pointy beard around his finger.

"They got an elevator!", pointed out Bob.

"Oh well, I was thinking about maybe Martha Stewart!", said the devil

slowly.

"Martha Stewart?!" said Bob surprised.

"Yes! Martha Stewart!", said the devil with excitement, "Now go get her!"

The devil was just about to put his foot down on the idea when the

devil signal went off. The devil signal was used to inform the devil, to do what he did best, tempting people!