Disclaimer type thingy: It should be stated that I do not have the copyright rights to, or created the Terminator Franchise or the characters contained herein. They belong to James Cameron, Gale Ann Hurd, C2 Productions, 20th Century Fox, and anyone else I've not mentioned. However, I claim sole responsibility for the creation of, and general mis-use of the character of Jane Smith in this incarnation. It should be noted that the people, situations and places described in this story are a work of fiction from my demented imagination, though the characters may not be consistent with those of the series and films they were based or stolen from. Should on the incredible off chance that this in part or in whole is accurate to real life or events, then please accept my apologies and offer condolences to the fact you've ended up in a place worse and more bizarre than my place, and with a stranger life than mine…
It should be noted, however, that I am the property of myself, though my mother created me.
This story takes place at the end of "Samson and Delilah," and continues from that point. One day, I'll get round to creating a Special Edition of this Fan Production, and wind-up George Lucas in the process. Also, I am working with a rudimentary knowledge of American life, and the American Education system, due to my being born and residing in Great Britain.
I have only seen every episode of the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer in my life, and this is the main source of information for American High School life I have, and will be using that in this work. Except for the Mayor turning into a large snake-demon. That would be just plain silly.
This however has no relevance to this Feature Length Fiction, because the producers of Season two have decided that John and Cameron are too busy to save the world to bother with things like going to high school. Can't think why...
However, no matter how hard efforts have been made to make the Fan-Fiction relatively accurate, it is sadly inevitable that inconsistencies should be expected. Please note that the title to this Madness holds more clues than you might think… Like where I got the idea for this deranged journey...
This has been produced for private home use only. Showing it in Schools, Prisons, Coaches, Oil Rigs, Government Chambers, Court Rooms, NASA Space Flight Control Rooms, Mass Demonstrations and so forth is illegal, and highly frowned upon. Any such use will result in the Illustrious Creators of this Motionless Picture suing your arse off for all eternity and sending you to bed early for a thousand years.
Any and all forms of duplication of this Monotonous Picture, in part or in whole, including the soundtrack, is a violation of all applicable laws, and you will be hunted down and executed slowly and painfully like the vermin you are if you do so.
Lastly, if all of the above made perfect sense to you, then I recommend you become a lawyer.
All rights reserved & Copyright 2008 Mount Mee Productions (except the bits I stole).
