I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, IF I DID TOBI WOULD DIE "DEATH BY BOMBING" RATHER THAN "DEATH BY SUFFOCATION", AND DEIDARA WOULD GO VEGITARIAN AND EAT ZETSU!
Sorry no more l33t!
I might do a l33t version for the fans, but only if 20 people give a review and ask for l33t...hooray for compromise :D!!
Tobi: Hello, I'm Tobi...and I'm here to talk to you about a serious problem...toast-acide! Millions of people all over the world are only eating white toast, leaving wheat toast to spoil or be fed to the house pet. What, wheat toast isn't good enough!? Maybe it's because wheat toast is fat!? Wheat toast is healthier than white-toast, therfore it should be the norm to eat wheat-toast.WHEAT-TOAST FOR PRESIDENT '08!!
Deidara: Hello, I'm Deidara...and I'm here to talk to you about a serious problem...letting Tobi talk/type/breath! As you can see above, Tobi is retarded, he makes no sense, and he's probably on drugs. Lately Tobi's put on...er...a few pounds and has now been ranting on about all things big.
Tobi: Tobi is not big!! Tobi just has a problem with Twinkies.
Deidara: Twinkies my ass, you eat everything. You're F...A...T...FA--
Tobi: RAWR!!
Announcer: Due to the graphic nature of this part of the program, we will now go to a more watcher friendly show of a Koala eating leaves...
Koala: ...
Koala: ...(still)
Anouncer: And now back to your normally scheduled insanity...
Tobi: (Crying) I'm sorry I called you a tool...
Deidara: (crying) I'm sorry I called you fat...
Tobi: (Crying) I'm sorry I said you look like a chimpanzee that was rejected by its parents...
Deidara: (Crying) You didn't call me that...
Tobi: (Crying) I was thinking it...
Zetsu: (Crying) I'm sorry I said you were both dumb-tards...
Tobi & Deidara: (Stop Crying) What?!
Zetsu: Don't listen to him.
Zetsu: (Crying) Oh, now you don't value my opinion?
Zetsu: Shut Up!
Announcer: We cannot show the rest of our program due to technical difficulties...Zetsu tried to eat himself...then threw himself up...then ate himself again...(Guy-Sensei Nice Guy Pose)
THANKS FOR READING...READ AGAIN...PLEASE...I LIKE DOTS... ;)
I'll write morer later.
