Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the rings in any way!
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Setting: The whole fellowship with a couple flolk from Gondor is sitting around finally giving Boromir a proper funeral.
Frodo: "clears throat I would like to welcome you all to this momentous occasion in honor of our friend Boromir. His father was supposed to be here to sing a song, but because of some, err… resent difficulties of which I shall not mention, he is not with us. We have replaced him with his very own brother who has spent his last few years in a mental institution. Lets give him a round of applause. Everyone claps as a large man walks into the sunshine and onto the stage"
Brother: "This is a song I wrote in honor of my nephew. I hope you enjoy. tune to the meatball song and spaghetti)
"On top of a mountain…
Once covered with blood
An orc heard attacked them
The Halflings were stunned
Orc arms went flying
With legs along too
For orcs were so brainless
None knew what to do
Then luck turned aside
Boromir was shot
Thrice in his chest
Was all that he got
Blood poured out of his ears
Along with his nose
He was laid to rest
In a rickety boat…"
Legolas and Gimli jump in and stop him: "Yes that was a nice song. Now, I think it is time for punch…"
Brother: "Oh, wait! I have one more song. Here it goes:"
Pippin: "No, no, that won't be necessary at all. Cake…"
Brother: Fire lights in his eyes and voice goes all deep " I am going to sing this!" tune to Jesus Loves me
"Boromir died we all know so
For the orcys tell me so
Little brains to them belong
They are weak though we are strong
Yes, Boromir died
Yes, Boromir died,
Yes, Boromir died,
The orcys tell me so
Boromir was shot thrice in the chest
For his tears tell me the rest
Crying like a baby he went down,
His wet tears could have drowned
Yes, Boromir died,
Yes, Boromir died,
Yes, Boromir died,
The orcys told me so!"
Brother: bows with a great smile "Thank-you all!"
Frodo, Pippin, Merry and Sam stand wide eyed with jaws dropped open a foot "Yes well, we wouldn't have expected that…"
R/R: I did this in a few minutes so it is not my greatest work. My other stuff is really funny though! R/R pleez!
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Setting: The whole fellowship with a couple flolk from Gondor is sitting around finally giving Boromir a proper funeral.
Frodo: "clears throat I would like to welcome you all to this momentous occasion in honor of our friend Boromir. His father was supposed to be here to sing a song, but because of some, err… resent difficulties of which I shall not mention, he is not with us. We have replaced him with his very own brother who has spent his last few years in a mental institution. Lets give him a round of applause. Everyone claps as a large man walks into the sunshine and onto the stage"
Brother: "This is a song I wrote in honor of my nephew. I hope you enjoy. tune to the meatball song and spaghetti)
"On top of a mountain…
Once covered with blood
An orc heard attacked them
The Halflings were stunned
Orc arms went flying
With legs along too
For orcs were so brainless
None knew what to do
Then luck turned aside
Boromir was shot
Thrice in his chest
Was all that he got
Blood poured out of his ears
Along with his nose
He was laid to rest
In a rickety boat…"
Legolas and Gimli jump in and stop him: "Yes that was a nice song. Now, I think it is time for punch…"
Brother: "Oh, wait! I have one more song. Here it goes:"
Pippin: "No, no, that won't be necessary at all. Cake…"
Brother: Fire lights in his eyes and voice goes all deep " I am going to sing this!" tune to Jesus Loves me
"Boromir died we all know so
For the orcys tell me so
Little brains to them belong
They are weak though we are strong
Yes, Boromir died
Yes, Boromir died,
Yes, Boromir died,
The orcys tell me so
Boromir was shot thrice in the chest
For his tears tell me the rest
Crying like a baby he went down,
His wet tears could have drowned
Yes, Boromir died,
Yes, Boromir died,
Yes, Boromir died,
The orcys told me so!"
Brother: bows with a great smile "Thank-you all!"
Frodo, Pippin, Merry and Sam stand wide eyed with jaws dropped open a foot "Yes well, we wouldn't have expected that…"
R/R: I did this in a few minutes so it is not my greatest work. My other stuff is really funny though! R/R pleez!
