Chapter 1
Yay, my first Author's note! I just want to say hi to the FF community, and whoever's reading this. The first chapter can't be very long right now, but the others will be longer if I can connect the events correctly. So, let's get to the story, shall we. Midna! Disclaimer, do it.
Midna: SonofDin owns absolutely nothing but the OCs and the plot line of this story. You suck Sono.
SonofDin: I told you, not to use that nickname unless I'm playing an MMORPG!
Midna:You're playing Dragons of Atlantis aren't you?
Me:Yeah,but...
Midna: I rest my case.
Me: You're lucky I like you.
Midna: Yeah, well, apparently Zant's burning your books.
Me: ...I'M GONNA KILL THAT HELMETED ASSWIPE!
Midna:Hey, that's my job!
"Ughhh, do we really have to be in this wasteland," Our hero asked his *cough* sidekick *cough*. "Yes, and it's not that much of a wasteland," Midna replied. "Okay then, name one plant that's grown here in the last year," Link said, tired of walking through the vast sea of sand." Shhh! Do you hear that," Midna asked as something or someone was screaming in the distance. "Yeah,"Link replied "want to check it out?"
(Arbiter's grounds)
"Hello, anyone around here?" "Link, why do you insist on making the most noise possible? I'm just curious," she asked, irritated by his stupidity. "Yeah, if you're talking about me," a young man in a robe, about the same age as Link said as he walked over to them, hood concealing his face. "Who are you," Link asked" "Does my name really matter? But if you actually want to know, my name's Naga." He replied with a grin. "Well, my names..." "I know your name Link! Back home, we've been waiting for you, oh incompetent hero of time."Where are you from?" Link asked. "Eheh, I'd rather not say." "Suurree." "Well, if you guy's need anything let me know." "Oh, I'm sure we won't n..." "Actually," Midna interrupted, "we could use some help getting through these ruins." "S...Sure, I guess."
That's as much as I've got for that chapter! I'll try to update every three days if I don't run into the Demon known as... Writer's block! Dun Dun Dun.
Dark Link: Wow, just, what's the word? Pathetic.
Me: At least I don't die in every appearance I make, not even in the Zelda-verse!
Dark Link: You didn't have to rub it in.T.T
Oh, by the way, did you ever catch Zant?
Me: Yeah, I taped him to the back of the bathroom door.
DL: Wow, can I pour the bleach in the sink this time? He killed my rabbit.
Me: Sure...wait, you had a rabbit?
DL: Don't ask!
Me:O.O OOOkayyy. 'Till next time everyone, maybe then my iPad'll stop being a little B****.
