Just thought of this! R&R plz!

Dan and Blair were observing the Mona Lisa at the Musee du Louvre in Paris, when a piece of perfection about Blair is written itself in Dan's head.


If You Were the Mona Lisa…

If you were the Mona Lisa…

If you were the Mona Lisa…

Leonardo Da Vinci would have painted you as a full-length portrait, instead of a half-length.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would make every artist jealous of you and Da Vinci.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

There would be no such thing as digital restoration.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would have blinded any thieves with your smile and brightly lit face of perfection.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

Your beauty would outshine any act of vandalism created on you.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would never need a touch-up but you would never age, even after 500 years!

If you were the Mona Lisa…

No one would pay attention to the winding paths and a distant bridge that give only the slightest indications of human presence.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

The sensuous curves of your hair and clothing would echo in the undulating imaginary valleys and rivers behind you.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

The blurred outlines, graceful figure, and dramatic contrasts of light and dark would give an overall feeling of calm.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would sit so daintily yet keep your gaze fixed on the observer, as if welcoming him/her in silent communication.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

The avant-garde art world would admire you in depictions of you on a toilet seat or you of a Freudian nature.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would be an open text into which one could read what one wanted.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would have glared at the movers who did not treat you with care and respect.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would be the subject of many male fantasies.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

Both men and women would clamor for a glimpse of you at every corner of each nation.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

There would be so much talk of your mystery, which of course you love.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

Your ambiguous expression, frequently described as enigmatic, the monumentality of your composition, the subtle modeling of forms and the atmospheric illusionism would be novel qualities that have contributed to the continuing fascination and study of you.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would be the connecting and harmonizing link between humanity and nature.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would be replicated on countless failed attempts, because everyone knows the original is ALWAYS and will BE the BEST.

If you were the Mona Lisa…

You would be acclaimed as "the best known, the most visited, the most written about, the most sung about, and the most parodied work of art in the world."

But you're not the Mona Lisa… and that's ok.

That's because you're not a painting… you're human and not limited to a frame of just a moment.

You are so much more than any comparison to the Mona Lisa. In fact, the Mona Lisa should be compared to YOU.

I would not want to have you any other way than you are to me now.

You laugh, you love, and most important of all… you live.

Well, that… and the fact you have eyebrows!