Hey y'all! I decided to write a new story for y'all. As I said in the summary this is part Yu Yu Hakusho and Ruroni Kenshin. It will change a lot and I may add some Spongebob in it. I'm not sure yet. Any ways this is the first chapter and it mainly focuses on Yu Yu Hakusho. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Seinori(Sei sei). Onward.I think.( :************************************************************: :************************************************************:

"Please! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sei Sei begged to Hia. "No". "PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!" "No." "Aw, come on!" "No." "Ple-." "No dammit!" Sei sei cowered into a corner like a beaten dog or something. Hia got an annoyed sign, "Get out of the corner." "Make me!" Sei sei yelled and stuck her tounge out at Hia. "Stop acting like a little kid and get out of the darn corner before I get.the secret weapon," Hia said, now acting very strange. "NO! NOT THE SECRET WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sei sei yelled and jumped out of the corner. Hia smirked but it didn't last long 'cause he got hit with a carrot from nowhere.

All of the sudden Patrick Star comes out of nowhere, "I'm focusing!" Hia and Sei sei looked at each other and then ran off yelling "NO! THE EVIL PINK STARFISH HAS COME TO KILL US ALL! SAVE YOURSELVES! BEFORE HE GETS YOU! BEWARE HE'S FOCUSING!!!!!!" Patrick looked at the retreating uhhh..people/demons. "Oh well. I guess I'll go get a candy bar," Patrick looked around, "Does anyone have a quarter?" :******************meanwhile*********************************: :************************************************************:

"Kenshin why is there a yellow talking sponge running around the dojo?" Bataru asked as Spongebob ran around the dojo yelling "I'm ready" over and over again. ".I have no clue. But I think we should leave before Ms. Kaoru starts throwing the sponge eating vegetables," Kenshin answered as Sanosuke came running towards them as vegetables came flying behind him. :***********************meanwhile****************************: :************************************************************:

Patrick looked at Kurama and suddenly imagined him as a heart on a stick. "Heart on stick must die!" Patrick yelled as he leaped and ate Kurama throwing blood everywhere. Hia and Sei sei started cracking up. :**********************************************************:

Sakiya: Ok! There's the first chapter of my funny fic. Please review! Will Spongebob die? Will Patrick kill everyone? Will Hia ever stop laughing? All answers next time!