A second Smurfs parody of mine! I hope you guys like this as much as my other Smurf stories. Just like the other parody, the list of characters for this parody are as followed:

Scaredy Smurf as Hubbie

Affectionette Smurfette as Marina

Xavier as Rocko

Oddette Smurfling as Petra

Snappy Smurfling as Beanie

Slouchy Smurfling as Timmy

Jock Smurf as Drake (when I first saw the movie at first, that's the first thing that came to my mind when I first saw Drake. It reminded me of a sterotypical high school jock that picks on the weaker teens. That's why I chose the name)

Dull, Lackey, and Follower Smurf as Drake's followers

Anyway, I want to announce that Crafty and Gutsy will be appearing in the story, but will only make two appearances in all. Other than that, the story will be all about Affectionette and Scaredy. Time for the disclaimer.

I own only Crafty, Affectionette, Jock, his followers, Xavier and Oddette. The Smurfs belong to Peyo and The Pebble and the Penguin belongs to Don Bluth Limited. Enjoy the first chapter.

The sun slowly rose over the magical forest. It was no spell over the forest or even the creatures that lived there. It was the love of the one creature on earth that none other could dare compare: The Smurf.

"There is a charming tradition observed by the Smurfs and their female counterparts, the Smurfettes. Once a year, during the mating season, the Smurfs flock throughout their forest. And there, each Smurf selects a treasure precious to them: A sapphire.

With sapphire in hand, each Smurf presents his precious gift to the Smurfette he most desires. If she accepts it, they mate for life."

A Smurfette yawns and stretched her limbs, exiting from a mushroom she calls her home. She wore dark blue overalls and had a dark brown braid, a strange, light blue cap worn by the Smurfs and Smurfettes.

One perfect sapphire, She sang into the morning.

Like it was a signal to come to her, a Smurf came from a different mushroom. This Smurf was dressed in a white Smurf hat, a blue puffball at the tip, and white trousers. He also sported a blue plaid kilt with a blue plaid sash crossing his lean chest.

Rusty eyebrows lowered and the same colored sideburns arched sideways as he smiled lovingly, singing back ina rough Scottish accent,

Just one humble stone,

The two looked approached each other as they both sang in harmony,

But oh, what a stone can do.

It means that I have one love forever, The Smurfette sang, throwing her arms around his shoulders.

And one love alone, the Smurf added in a tune, wrapping his strong arms around her waist.

A now and forever with you, They harmonized, pressing their noses together and closing their eyes in happiness.

The two suddenly snapped their eyes open and looked back, yelping and jumping back as the bachelor Smurfs, the younger Smurfs, rushed into the forest. Each more eager than the last that entered the forest.

Some Smurfs ran across the forest floor, some leaped through the branches of the trees, and some even swam through the water, each finding sapphires to give to a lady. If it did not fit their liking, they would merely throw it to the side and look again.

Now and forever, They all sang together, continuing their search.

I'll show her I care,

I'll find her the rarest stone,

And maybe if the sapphire is perfect,

She'll tell me right there,

She's now and forever my own

One Smurf in particular, kept getting shoved and pushed, even as he tried to follow his own kind to find a sapphire as well. He seemed shyer than the rest of them and seemed to tremble more than the others.

"Gosh, Scaredy," A Smurf with his hat nearly hanging over his bright blue eyes. "Do ya got a sapphire for your girl, yet? Huh? Do ya?"

"W-well…y-you know, Cl-Clumsy," Scaredy started to answer, then his shoulders slouched in disappointment. "N-no. N-not re-re-really…"

Back in the community of Smurfs, the Smurfettes were gathered together, each gushing and shouting on how excited they were to have a Smurf present a sapphire to them.

Now and forever,

We'll do like Smurfs do,

We'll cuddle and coo and kiss, they sang, hugging themselves and giggling as they danced together in equal harmony with their singing.

We'll have a little world where,

Whatever we dream of comes true

A now and forever in bliss!

Separate from the rest of the Smurfettes, one Smurfette was off to the side. She had dirty blonde hair which curled slightly just at the tips. She also wore a dark blue, short sleeved dress that reached to her knees which was scrunched as she had her knees bent, sitting on a rock as she brushed her hair. On the top of her head was a dark blue Smurf hat.

This Smurfette, Affectionette, rolled her eyes at the behavior of the girls in amusement. It was a sight to see how excited they were to finally have a mate of their very own, much like the older Smurfs and Smurfettes of the village.

However, it was taken from her older sister, Crafty, that love was not just about a silly old gem you find in the ground. You could never tell how good a Smurf really was just by a sapphire. Her mate, Gutsy, never even proposed with a sapphire, but with a simple piece of blue plaid cloth, which she wears around her neck as a symbol of her acceptance to his love.

"Oh, this is so exciting!" A Smurfette dressed in green Indian clothing said.

"It's so romantic!" Another nodded, one dressed in a simple white summerdress with a white Smurf hat with short white heels.

"Knock it off! Romance has nothin' to do with it," A redheaded Smurfette scowled with arms crossed, herself dressed in a dark purple tank top and skirt.

Affectionette sighed and set the brush down on the rock. She turned to her sisters and said to them, "You know, I don't think a sapphire should be that important."

The redheaded Smurfette, Wittette, rolled her eyes, "Affectionette, if you don't care about the sapphire how will you choose?"

"How will you know which Smurf is Mr. Right?" The Smurfette, Charmette, asked curiously

Affectionette smiled and sang, I will know which, sis,

'Cause it's not the sapphire, it's the smurfiness! She finished, jumping off the cliff that was just at the edge of the village.

A white crane swooped down and let the Smurfette land on his back, taking them just below the treetops of the forest.

Now and forever,

His heart will be true,

That's how I'll know who he is,

Unknown to Affectionette, Scaredy Smurf was timidly watching from a bush near the small river. He watched in fascination at how well she handled the crane.

No matter if his sapphire is clever,

Or pointed or smooth,

I'll now and forever be his, she ended, her crane flew through a bush multiple times, trimming it until it was in the shape of a heart.

"Wow," Scaredy sighed dreamily, lying his heads in his hands. He had always admired Affectionette from afar for as long as Smurfs could feel feelings of love for Smurfettes.

He could just see it all now, when he would present his sapphire to her. All the Smurfs would nudge Scaredy along as did the Smurfettes pushing Affectionette until the two were facing each other. Clumsy handed Scaredy a bright, shiny sapphire and pushed down on his shoulders, making him get down on one knee.

Smurfs: Do you take this sapphire? they sang as Scaredy held his sapphire out to Affectionette, who started to back away with a blush on her cheeks and a sheepish smile on her face. The Smurfettes pushed her back as they sang,

Smurfettes: Now and forever

Scaredy started to pull back, but the Smurfs behind him made him turn back, presenting his sapphire again.

Smurfs: Do you take this Smurf for-

Affectionette, again, backed away to only be pushed back. Only, the second time she seemed more hesitant to leave.

Smurfettes: Now and forever

The Smurfs got on one knee, as if proposing themselves to the Smurfettes, as they sang,

Smurfs: Do you?

The Smurfettes, including Affectionette, looking at each other in fake thought, then turned back to them, singing sweetly,

Smurfettes: I do

Scaredy shook his head, snapping out of his daydream as he heard the Smurfs return from their hard day's work at trying to find sapphires, most of them not finding a right one. In complete excitement, the Smurfs and Smurfettes started to sing in complete harmony with one another.

Smurfs: We will grow old together,

Smurfettes: Cozy in cold together,

Smurfs: We'll try our best together,

Smurfettes: It's now and forever,

Smurfs: Further our trust together,

Smurfettes: And ever and ever,

Smurfs: We'll be a pair forever,

Smurfettes: It's now and forever,

Smurfs: Learning to share forever,

Smurfettes: And ever and ever

Smurfs and Smurfettes: Now and forever,

As sure as the snow,

As long as the ocean roars,

I'll love you in a way that,

I'll never begin to outgrow,

I'll now and forever be yours...