Welcome everyone to J-talk. The show where J-pop, J-rock, and Seyiuu can come together and talk. Today we have the cast of Weiss Kreuz. Koyasu Takehito, Seki Tomokazu, Miki Shinichirou, and Hiro Yuuki!

*applause* *Weiss members wave and make odd faces*

A special guest from our J-pop selection Takanori Nishikawa!

*audience gives a confused look*

ARGGG YOU STUPID PEOPLE! T.M.REVOLUTION!

*Audience explodes in applause and screams*

With him he has brought Daisuke Asakura and Kotani Kinya

"Ano I didn't bring Kinya he just followed me."

"But I love you Nishikawa-sempai!"

*everyone sweatdrops*

Moving on. From the J-rock realm ladies and gentlemen Gackt!

*more screaming and applause* *Gackt lifts his hand slightly and girls and some boys faint*

Ok today's subject is......

NISHIKAWA-SEMPAI!

*everyone looks over at Kotani Kinya*

No today's subject is odd couplelings.

I'm going to pair each of you up with someone else.

Takehito you are with Asakura
Seki you are with Nishikawa
Hiro you are with Kinya
and Miki you are with Gackt.

"Do I really have to do this?"

Yes Gackt-san you have to do this

"I hate you"

ok

"....."

Now then. I want each of you to write something about the person you are paired up with.

Takehito your group first

*Takehito holds up a card* Works with Nishikawa
*Asakura holds up a card* Wrote Weiss

Ok that's a little blunt but ok

Seki your group

*Seki holds up a card* Is short and sexy and has a good voice.
*Takanori holds up his card* Is sexy and has a sexy voice

well that was a little freaky ne?

*Takanori and Seki look at each other then jump each other and fall behind the couch still lip locked. Asakura looks like he is going to protest then shuts up*

Next is Kinya's group

*Kinya holds up a sign that says* Has the cuteist voice
*Hiro holds up a sign* Does the singing voice for Shuichi

*Not knowing that Seki had a weak spot for that they giggle. This sends Seki into a flying rage. He jumps on Kinya beating him up while screaming "WHO'S SHUICHI NOW BITCH?" Kinya horrified screams "GET OFF OF ME YOU HENTAI! NISHIKAWA-SEMPAI TASUKETE!"
Takanori whispers into Seki's ear "For an extra 500 yen rock your hips" "HELL I'LL DO IT FOR FREE!" Seki rocks his hips (I hope you know he's stratling Kinya) Kinya passes out with little swirly eyes. Hiro runs up and begins to cat fight Seki's back. "Get off of him right now! please"

5 minutes later and 3 bodyguards later

Next is Gackt's group

"There is no Gackt's group. This is not a group."

Whatever Gackt-san just hold up your card

*Gackt lifts his card* Why should I care? Do I look like I watch anime?
ok Miki-san
*Miki lifts his card* I don't care.

I see. That is interesting. After these commericals we will send our new friends on dates! Ja Ne!

*Everyone Screams "WHAT?"*