Kanky Clause!

It was a starry night on Christmas Eve in the Sand village, Kanky Clause was getting ready for take-off. Pure-white snow covered the small village, and YES it does snow here! Just because its a desert doesnt mean there's no snow!

"Hey….Kankuro….I don't think you're giving Shikamaru enough rocks…and you should check if you accidentally put some gems or something in there…." Gaara lectured Kankuro about…..giving people rocks…. Kankuro and Gaara were standing outside of their house, getting ready. Kankuro was wearing the usual jumpsuit, except this one was red and decorated with Christmas stuff...yes that's right, STUFF! DEAL WITH IT! Gaara was in Happy Bunny PJ's with bunny slippers on. He had a hood on, which was connected to his PJ's, that had bunny ears sticking out of it. The gentle winds blew eastward, where Kankuro was heading. Gaara's bunny ears were waving in the wind in a cute fashion.

"Don't worry, even if Shikamaru finds anything special, he'd give it to Temari, and we could just steal those from her."

"Ugh….whatever….just get out of here so I can sleep…" Gaara rubbed his eyes and folded his arms.He slowly took off his hood, causing the bunny ears to stop going WHOOSH, but his hair started going WHOOSH.

"You know, you've been sleeping too much ever since the Shukaku's been extracted….I don't think it's healthy…" Gaara leaned against the house.

"Ugh….Who cares what you think….wait….can you even think? Wow! That's incredible Kankuro! You actually thought!" Gaara replied to Kankuro's lecture with ignorance.

"Yeah, whatever, just don't tell Temari that I'm Kanky Clause…."

"You know you re--ly…are… a…re….zzzzzzzz…." Gaara fell asleep…right there…in a middle of a sentence…The loss of consciousness cause him to slowly fall into a sitting position, leaning on the wall.

"…heheheh…." Kankuro noticed that one of the reindeer….pooped…so he used chakra strings to carefully pick up the….poop…and place it right on Gaara's head. "Merry Christmas, Gaara!"

Kankuro climbed into the sleigh, sat on the rather hard seat…and formed strings of chakra to adhere to all the reindeer's harnesses.

"Yosh! Let's get started!"

"Now Slasher! Now Cancer! Now, Sloth and Vixen!
On, Cosmetic! On, Stupid! On, Dumber and Friction!"

End Chapter 1

This took me 30 minutes...and thanks to Jess and Cassie for inventing Kanky Clause! It took me a LONG time to think of names for the reindeer...Vixen is an offensive term...so I kept it like that. :) Cosmetic... that was the closest thing I could think of to Comet...I couldn't think of one for Prancer, so I looked Prancer up in the dictionary, and I used the word thats opposite of it... Next chapter coming soon, and they will be longer!