Yoshi vs. Link

Rating Pending....

Note: This is in script format. All characters from Super Smash Brothers Melee are owed by Nintendo. This story is based on the Adventure Stage-Underground Maze.

VANESSA'S HOUSE
Nat: *drinking some ice tea* Finally, the summer arrived at last. And I thought it'll snow again. Anways, this is yet another interesting story that starts off with the anime club and ends in the Melee World. Let's watch.
Oliver: *sitting next to the couch* I'm only letting you play the Adventure Mode, so you'll be able to use Yoshi better when playing with the others.
Vanessa: *playing SSBM on Oliver's GameCube* Thanks, I really need the help.
Oliver: Don't mention it. Just don't panic and try not to use forward and b too much. You can cause a lot a damage...but also end up falling on the stage. Got it?
Vanessa: Okay!
Oliver: The thrid level is a bit tricky than the first two, but I'm sure you can handle it.
Vanessa: *pauses the game* What's the third level?
Oliver: Hyrule Temple.
Vanessa: *sweatdrops*

UNDERGROUND MAZE
**Yoshi is looking around the area. He stops for a while as he pulls out a scroll**
Nat: Meanwhile in the Melee World.
Yoshi: So all I got to do is get the Triforce to get out of this place. That seems easy.
Nat: AS IF!!!: *summons a group of ReDeads at Yoshi*
Yoshi: *glares at Nat* I hate you.
**Yoshi then does his famous "Egg Roll" attack at the enemies and sends the team of ReDeads flying all over the place. But...**
Yoshi: *in his egg* AHHHH!! TOO FAST!!!! TOO FAST!!!!!!
**Yoshi's egg then rolls into the room**
CRASH!!!!
Nat: O.o

VANESSA'S HOUSE
Oliver: VANESSA!!!!!
Vanessa: *pauses the game as she bows* Gomen!! But I really needed to do that attack! They were all over the place.
Oliver: Well at least you didn't die.
Vanessa: I was lucky for that!
Oliver: At least you're getting better.
Vanessa: *looks at the room Yoshi is in as she unpauses* Uh....why is there a Master Sword in the room?
Oliver: *gets up and starts leaving* I need to take a whiz.
Vanessa: Popo!!! What did I just say?!!!!

SWORD ROOM 1
**The egg was finally broken as it smacked into a wall. Yoshi is completely KOed as little triforces symbols fly around his head**
Nat: *looks down at the Yoshi* Uh...you ok?
Yoshi: *woozly getting up* I see flying Triforces....whooo....
Nat: Ummm.... *turns to another corner in the room* Anyways, our lovable Yoshi hero must do battle with another favorable hero....and here he is!
**Link is sitting in a chair, reading a typical dirty mag while holding a cup of coffee**
Nat: *glares at Link* HEY!!! WHERE'S YOUR FRICKEN JUMPING DOWN FROM THE CEILING ENTRANCE?!!!
Link: Got in a legal lawsuit with the creator of Spiderman.
Nat: *sweatdrops* But you got to protect the Triforce!!
Link: *looks towards Nat* Yeah...so? All I get is bitching from Zelda. Link, do this. Link, stop that. God damn, why can't that bitch just protect it herself? She is the princess!
Nat: ....Is there a reason you're acting like this?
**Link then shows Nat coverage from the next Zelda game...whereas Link looks kinda like a midget with evil eyes**
Nat: DEAR GOD!!! WHAT WAS SHIGGY THINKING?!!!
Link: Not much. *goes back reading his dirty magazine*
Yoshi: *holds his head as he manages to recover from his incident*
Nat: *mutters* The people wanted to see some blood letting. *grabs the magazine from Link* Hey Yoshi, catch!!!!
Link: *gasps as he stands up* MY PORN!!!!
Yoshi: *grabs the magazine and looks at it* What the... *eyes widen* OH MY GOD!!! I SEE HOOTERS!!!
Link: *holds his Master Sword as he glares at Yoshi* Please give that back...
Yoshi: No!!! Besides, this one is real pretty.
Link: THAT'S IT!!!! *charges at Yoshi with his Master Sword*
Yoshi: *does his sad puppy dog eye look*
Link: *stops as he stands in front of Yoshi* Awww...how cute.
**There is a few minutes of Link being memorized by the extreme kawaiiness of Yoshi. Then Yoshi flicks his tongue at Link and lays him in an egg.**
Link: *in an egg* HEY!!!!
Yoshi: *runs off with the magazine*

VANESSA'S HOUSE
Vanessa: *playing Melee* Whew, that was close. My Yoshi could have been killed back there.
Oliver: *re-entering the room* Running doesn't solve anything.
Vanessa: But Link could have killed Yoshi big time. I had to run.
Oliver: You shouldn't panic. If you keep on running, you'll never know if you can defeat him.
Vanessa: But...
Oliver: I've seen you playing the N64 version, I know you can defeat him...just believe in yourself.
Vanessa: *looks to Oliver* Thanks Popo, I really need that.
Oliver: *grins* Don't mention it.

UNDERGROUND MAZE
**Yoshi is running all over the place with Like-Likes, ReDeads, and Octoroks after him.**
Yoshi: *running* Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!!!!
Nat: And don't forget the pissed off Link.
**Link is heard yelling from the background**
Yoshi: *runs into another room as he glare at Nat* I HATE YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

ROOM ???
**In the center of the room lies a mysterious floating object**
Yoshi: *drops magazine* Is that what I'm looking for?
Nat: *appears and grins* You wish. *pulls off the curtain to reveal a Master Sword...AGAIN!!!*
Yoshi: *sweatdrops* Son of a....
**Link enters the room and swipes the magazine off the floor. He quickly places the magazine away as he confronts the dinosaur**
Link: *draws sword* You, die now!!!
Yoshi: That magazine was thrown at me from Nat!!! Why the hell are you blaming me for it, when he started it!!! You even saw it too!!!
**Silence**
Link: *turns around and faces Nat* Oh Nat...
Nat: *backs away from Link* I've only did it for the viewers. They wanted blood!!!
Yoshi: So let's go shed your blood.
Link/Yoshi: *evil grin as they glare at Nat*
Nat: Oh shit....

**Link and Yoshi approach Nat and....

THIS SCENE WAS EDITED OUT DUE TO TIME MANAGEMENT AND EXTREME VIOLENCE. THINK AS THIS SCENE AS A SCENE FROM PULP FICTION IN THE RED NECK'S PAWN SHOP, BUT MUCH MORE PAINFUL.

10 MINUTES LATER

**Yoshi and Link are sitting near a camp fire, eatting some roasted flesh of Nat.**

Yoshi: Hey! They do taste like chicken!!!

VANESSA'S HOUSE
Oliver/Vanessa: *watching the TV* O.o;;;;
Oliver: *goes to the GameCube* I think that's enough for today.
Vanessa: *shivering* I don't think I'll bash Link anymore.
Oliver: Well, at least Link and Yoshi didn't beat the crap out of each other....so you can't prove that you can beat up Link.
Vanessa: *cries* I know...I HATE THIS!!!!!
Oliver: *sweatdrops*

THE END