Disclaimer: I've really done it this time. I'd better say that I have no legal rights to any of this, or I'll be at the mercy of Mickey's minions.
ONE STEP AHEAD (to the tune of "One Jump Ahead" from Aladdin)
(Scene opens on Lance at age 10, being pursued in downtown Deerfield by several policemen. Many citizens are watching this display.)
Lance: Gotta keep
one step ahead of the system.
Watch out! 'Cuz I'm gonna win.
I fight for what I believe in.
That's not a crime!
One step ahead of policemen
One day, I'll rule the town!
They try, but no one can keep me down!
Cops: Riffraff! Street rat!
Scoundrel! Take that!
Lance: C'mon, face the facts, guys!
Cops: We will stop him in his tracks, guys.
Lance: Can't you take a hint, just get off my back
while I make my getaway.
Cops: Hey!
Onlookers: Lookit that Lance Alvers, causing mayhem
Destroying property ev'rywhere.
The trouble is that kid is just a hoodlum
Lance: Gotta have a plan, gotta fight the man
Tell you all about it if I thought you'd care
One step ahead of those losers
Ta dah! I'm king of the hill.
Just think, I'm doing this for the thrill!
One step ahead of those morons
One beat ahead of the gun
They say I broke rules, I say I had fun!
Cops: Stop, thief! Vandal!
Outrage! Scandal!
Lance: I know I'm not perfect
Onlookers: That kid's nothing but a reject
Lance: Gotta have a plan, gotta fight the man
To prove that I'm not at fault.
Cops: Halt!
Lance: One step ahead of the squadron
Cops: Vandal!
Lance: One chance to beat ev'ryone
Cops: Street rat!
Lance: One test to prove that I am strong
Cops: Scoundrel!
Lance: One guess who's right and who's wrong
Cops: Take that!
Lance: Okay, you don't see it my way
I should hit the highway
All I gotta do is.. RUN!!!
THE END
Warning: there's more insanity to come! Read on! =^-^=
