Disclaimer: I've really done it this time. I'd better say that I have no legal rights to any of this, or I'll be at the mercy of Mickey's minions.



ONE STEP AHEAD (to the tune of "One Jump Ahead" from Aladdin)

(Scene opens on Lance at age 10, being pursued in downtown Deerfield by several policemen. Many citizens are watching this display.)



Lance: Gotta keep

one step ahead of the system.

Watch out! 'Cuz I'm gonna win.

I fight for what I believe in.

That's not a crime!



One step ahead of policemen

One day, I'll rule the town!

They try, but no one can keep me down!



Cops: Riffraff! Street rat!

Scoundrel! Take that!



Lance: C'mon, face the facts, guys!



Cops: We will stop him in his tracks, guys.



Lance: Can't you take a hint, just get off my back

while I make my getaway.



Cops: Hey!



Onlookers: Lookit that Lance Alvers, causing mayhem

Destroying property ev'rywhere.

The trouble is that kid is just a hoodlum



Lance: Gotta have a plan, gotta fight the man

Tell you all about it if I thought you'd care



One step ahead of those losers

Ta dah! I'm king of the hill.

Just think, I'm doing this for the thrill!

One step ahead of those morons

One beat ahead of the gun

They say I broke rules, I say I had fun!



Cops: Stop, thief! Vandal!

Outrage! Scandal!





Lance: I know I'm not perfect



Onlookers: That kid's nothing but a reject



Lance: Gotta have a plan, gotta fight the man

To prove that I'm not at fault.



Cops: Halt!



Lance: One step ahead of the squadron



Cops: Vandal!



Lance: One chance to beat ev'ryone



Cops: Street rat!



Lance: One test to prove that I am strong



Cops: Scoundrel!



Lance: One guess who's right and who's wrong



Cops: Take that!



Lance: Okay, you don't see it my way

I should hit the highway

All I gotta do is.. RUN!!!



THE END

Warning: there's more insanity to come! Read on! =^-^=