Limericks from Vegeta-sei

By Veggie's Girl

There once was a man named Vegeta,

Who swallowed a vile looking pita.

His face went dark-green,

He barfed on some teen,

And ran to the john like a cheetah.

There once was and dangerous prince,

Who found it hard to convince,

A gal with blue hair,

That he "didn't" really care,

And they've been living together ever since.

There once was a blue-haired inventor,

Who loved her Saiyan tormenter.

But when faced with her care,

He'd scowl and glare,

And the Gravity Machine he would enter.

A boy was born with strange hair,

The colour like a clown's at a fair.

"It's lavender!" Cried his dad,

"I'm so fucking mad!"

And blasted the doctors into the air.

There once was a Saiyan at level 2,

Who wished he was 3, like Goku.

He raved and he ranted,

He strained and he panted,

But all he could do was turn blue.

There once was an alien from space,

Who robbed and destroyed every race.

But on Earth he was charmed,

By blue hair… I'll be darned!

And his intentions were gone without a trace.