Disclaimer: Ok soo I don't OWN Naruto (or the characters) But! (SLAP!) No...no but's.

First hair cut:

Naruto smiled abig smill as he sat on a steal stool in his fathers friends salon.

"Are you ready to get your hair done Naruto-kun?"

The blond nodded eagerly in return.

Haku smiled and lowered Naruto to the floor, he walked the five year old over to a styling chair and sat him down. He pulled out a pair of scissors and a comb.

"So Sasuke-kun what do you want done with his hair?"

Sasuke looked baffled for a second then shrugged. "Take away the split ends"

Haku nodded approval and went on his way. He worked a comb into a mass of yellow and had just got a good chunk to start with, positioning the scissors when the blond child screamed.

Haku jumped, Sasuke ran over to investigate, and other customers and employees stared, hard.

"Whats is it Naru-chan, whats wrong?" Haku tried his best to sooth the crying child.

Naruto turned and glared, a very good Uchiha glare at that."WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he screamed.

Haku fumed for a second before sighing, "Naruto-kun I'm cutting your hair,"

"WHY?!"

"B-Because! You have split ends anf your hairs a little dull. It just needs to be cut and washe-"

"You don't like my hair, do you?!" he scream/sobbed.

Haku was on the verg of panicking, luckily Sasuke stepped in.

"Naruto, Haku has to cut your hair because if he doesn't it will look icky like your uncle Kissame."

Naruto's eyes grew wide. "You don't like uncle Kissame?"

Sasuke sighed. "I like him."

"Then why?"

"Why what Naru-"

"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?! WHY DO YOU WANT MY HAIR GONE? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!" Naruto broke into hysterics while Haku and Sasuke fumed. Everyone else was either gaping or staring, intently.

"Naru I like you very much. I love you. You're my son and-"

"Uncle 'Tachi said you haven't had pussy in forever"

Sasuke twitched. Haku blushed. The men got hopeful. The ladies got depressed.

"Daddy whats pussy?"

Twitch, blush, hopeful fade, depression deepening.

"Naru you don't need to know that-"

"I KNEW YOU HATED ME!" the blond child sobbed in his hands while his father sighed in exasperation.

"Damn you Itachi," Sasuke whispered.

Haku saw this as a time to step in, "Naru how about I only cut a little bit."

"No!" Naruto screamed and tried his best to cover his wild hair with his arms.

Sasuke sighed again. He glanced over to see a brunette child about Naruto's age staring in awe with a tiny puppy in his arms.

"Look at him, Naruto-kun. He's getting his hair cut," Sasuke pointed over to the boy who's eyes widened.

The boy turned to his mother, glaring. "YOU SAID WE WERE RUNNING ERRANDS!"

The woman fumed and tried to sooth the boy. "We are Kiba, but part of the errands is getting your hair cut."

The brunettes eyes widened considerably and he began crying."EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS!. EVERY TIME YOU LIE!

The child ran out the door and the mother got up to run after him, but not before sending a pointed glare at Sasuke.

Sasuke stared at the empty seat for a moment then turned towards Naruto and sighed.

Naruto pouted, "So we were never going for ice cream were we?"

Just a little fic I thought about while I was getting my hair cut.