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All right, I'll cut the garbage.
This was a story I wrote a LONG time ago that when I looked back on, I
nearly keeled over laughing at how ridiculous it sounds. This is
only part one in a humorous series I am posting on my past attempts at
Sailor Moon fanfiction. Feel free to laugh about them, because I've
done so millions of times!
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Is It True?
Rating: PG. 13
Author: Crystal Selenity
Part 1 (Revised): Relationships?
Whatever happened to them?
I walked
into the school building late. "Tsukino Usagi," Ms. Haruna called.
"Um, present," I said as I ran to my seat. *That was close, I could
have sworn I was late* "Hey Odango," Seiya called. "Oh, hey
Seiya, I'll talk to you after class," I told him. "Okay," he said
and kissed me on the lips. *Sigh> he's such a perfect boyfriend*(AN:
Yeah that's right, he kissed her! They're going out at the moment!)
"Usagi, are you ready for the test?" whispered Minako. "Yeah, are
you?" I whispered back. "Yup, Ami's really starting to help us out
with those workbooks she created," said Minako. We turned back to
the front as Ms. Haruna passed out the tests. "Begin," she told everyone.
When school
was over, the gang (Me, Ami, Rei, Minako, Makoto, Seiya, Taiki, and Yaten)
headed over to the Crown Center Arcade. Yaten had his arms around
Minako, Seiya had his arms around my waist, and Taiki had his arm on Ami's
shoulder. "Hey guys," said Motoki, turning away from Mamoru.
I glanced in Mamoru's direction and sighed before I smiled at Motoki and
said, "Hey Motoki!" We sat down at a booth in the back. I could
have sworn I felt someone staring me down. I turn around and guess
who it is? Mamoru. He looked really mad, or rather pissed at
Seiya. *So, Mr. -I -don't-like-you is jealous! How good!
This goes perfect with the plan. * I move closer to Seiya and he
turns around and kisses me! Mamoru's face steamed up as he marched
over. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked Seiya angrily.
"He's
kissing his girlfriend, you gotta problem with that?" asked Makoto defendingly.
"Girlfriend? That's not his girlfriend, she's mine! I am her
soul mate after all!" Mamoru replied angrily. "Soul Mate my ass!
You're the one who left her crying to sleep every night, the one who told
her you didn't love her, and the one who caused her so much pain!
Normally I would side with you but your damn ass is on your own!
You've hurt our princess for the last time!" shouted Rei. "What do
you mean?" asked Mamoru. "If you didn't know Mamoru, Serena is now
engaged to Seiya with her parents' full support and now ours. We
were all going to gang up on her to tell her to marry you but you just
lost your chance to some stupid dreams!" screamed Ami. Everyone turned
to look at her. I have never known Ami to scream for as long as I've known
her and that's pretty long.
"Marriage?
Did someone say marriage?" asked voices. I hid myself in Seiya's
arms, knowing who were talking. "I
think I need to here that
conversation again," said Haruka. We all agreed.
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"What the hell are you doing?" Mamoru asked Seiya angrily. "He's kissing his girlfriend, you gotta problem with that?" asked Makoto defendingly. "Girlfriend? That's not his girlfriend, she's mine! I am her soul mate after all!" Mamoru replied angrily. "Soul Mate my ass! You're the one who left her crying to sleep every night, the one who told her you didn't love her, and the one who caused her so much pain! Normally I would side with you but your damn ass is on your own! You've hurt our princess for the last time!" shouted Rei. "What do you mean?" asked Mamoru. "If you didn't know Mamoru, Serena is now engaged to Seiya with her parents' full support and now ours. We were all going to gang up on her to tell her to marry you but you just lost your chance to some stupid dreams!" screamed Ami.
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"Okay,
thank you for the flashback," said Alyssa. "Where's Usagi?" asked
Michelle. I gulped. "She's in her fiancée's arms," Mamoru
spit out, then stormed off. "Usagi, come out, I want to talk to you,"
Alyssa said. I complied
and walked away from the
group with her.
"You know
Small Lady?" she asked me. "Yeah, she's my kid but I don't know the
father," I told her. "Well, you're about to marry the NEW father,"
she said quietly, "and I must tell you that I have to send Chibi-Usa back."
I stared at her. "Why?" I asked her. "Because she will
come in contact with a present form," she told me plainly. I thought
a while before I realized what she was trying to say.
I was pregnant.
Well I
should have known. I had been with Seiya for a long time now and
I hadn't had my, um, ~ monthly friend ~ in the past month. "But I
thought she was Mamoru's child along with me," I told her. "She was,
but you have decided to take the timeline into your own hands. I
shouldn't tell you this, and don't tell the others, but you are not from
this universe. You took Chibi-Usa's time key and went away to get
away from Mamoru. Let me tell you, the Mamoru from that time is going
to die without you, even though the Usagi from this time line is there.
She upholds her loyalty to Seiya, so he will never have a chance.
You need to realize that you are really carrying Mamoru's baby, and he
doesn't know. You will have to leave this time on your wedding day.
Don't worry, you won't remember anything about this and neither will the
Usagi from this time line. Remember this," Alyssa told me.
Wow.
That's all I can say to myself. I know I love Mamoru, so that wasn't
hard to believe. And she is the Guardian of Time, so I believe her.
"Come on, we must get back," she told me. I frowned but still walked
with her. When I came back, Lita and Mamoru were still at it and
I did the best thing I have ever thought of.
"Qqqqquuuuuiiiiieeeeettttt!"
I screamed at them. They all looked at me as if I was crazy.
"Seiya, take me home," I told him sternly. He said nothing but escorted
me home.
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