Disclaimer: I do not live in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, nor do I even live in Ohio, so the places mentioned in this fic are probably inaccurate.
Chapter 1: Signing Up
It was another "ordinary" day in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and, as usual, Calvin and Hobbes were causing chaos.
"TURN TO THE RIGHT! YOUR GOING TO CRASH!"
"I CAN SEE FURBALL!"
"LOOK OUT FOR THAT CROWD!"
"I CAN SEE!"
SLAM!
Calvin and Hobbes crashed into a food cart, and a bunch of food came crashing down on them.
"There! I looked out for that crowd on the last street we passed! You happy?" Calvin said as he got up annoyed.
"Yes, but we ended up crashing anyway..." Hobbes said annoyed.
"Well not my fault I didn't see the food cart!"
"Technically it is." Hobbes said, trying to prove a point.
But before Calvin could respond, he heard an angry voice.
"HEY! ITS THAT KID WHO WAS RIDING LIKE A DRUNK THROUGH TOWN! LETS GET HIM!" A man said as he lead an angry mob of about 50 people.
"Hobbes?"
"Yes?"
"Run away?"
"Yes, I suppose that would be the most logical course of action." Hobbes said as he and Calvin made a mad dash for it.
"Remind me to never mix pops together and see if they react with different types of candy." Calvin said as they continued to run.
"I'll keep note of that..." Hobbes said rolling his eyes.
Eventually, they lost the angry mob, and began to walk toward home, and then they saw a long line near the local go-kart track.
"What's this?" Calvin said confused.
"It looks like its the signups for the go-kart track's annual go-kart race, and it seems to be a pretty big thing." Hobbes said as he observed a poster nearby.
"Any prizes? Like I'd compete anyway..." Calvin said mumbling.
"Lets see, the grand prize is ten thousand dollars." Hobbes said, and then turned around to see dollar signs in Calvin's eyes.
"Ho boy..." Hobbes said sighing.
"I think I've found a way out of our financial troubles Hobbes" Calvin said grinning.
"Let me guess, enter the race and do every stupid tactic you have in the book to win?" Hobbes said sarcastically.
"Exactly! We'll be rich! I'll be able to buy a Ferrari! My own mansion! I can probably buy the whole country with that kind of loot!" Calvin said as he went on and on about winning the prize money, Hobbes groaned.
After about thirty minutes of waiting, they reached the signup table.
"So, your here to sign up for the race?" The man at the table said.
"Well why would I waste thirty minutes of my life waiting in line for nothing?" Calvin snapped as he grabbed the signup sheet and signed himself up.
"I guess so... So hear's a booklet with everything you need to know, and we'll see you next week for the events." The man said as he handed Calvin the booklet in an attempt to get him out, to which Calvin swiped the booklet right out of his hands and left.
The man looked at what Calvin had wrote down.
"Calvin the Bold... What a name..." The man said sighing.
