WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

The Harry Potter characters answer the eternal question.

Harry: well, first there was the chicken, but then Lord Voldemort (everybody flinches) came and killed it and now only the egg is left.

Ron: actually they were together and they were best friends.

Hermione: according to "Magical Animals and how they Develop"…

Percy: according to Mr. Crouch…

Malfoy: who cares about some Mudblood chicken?

Crabbe and Goyel: BURP! Oops…

Bane: mars is bright tonigh

Ronan: the answer is written in the stars…

Hagrid: NEVER try to get a strait answer from a Centaur.

Lord Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Dumbledore: what we need is more time…

Fleur Delacour: ze egg iz too young to compete against ze cheecken!

Croockshanks: YUM!

Winky: Winky must not speak about chickens, Sir! Master has forbidden it!

Mr. Filch: we'll catch that egg, my sweet! Peeves will be expelled this time.

Mrs. Norris: Purrrrrrrr…

Prof. Mcgonogal: the chicken was an Animagus and was able to transform into an egg.

Prof. Trelanway: My dear chicken! I see the grim!

Prof. Snape: 5 points from Gryffindor for asking stupid questions!

Oliver Wood: WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUDGER!

Mr. Dersley: first, why don't you take an order of Grunings Drills.

Mrs. Dersley: DON'T MESS UP THE HOUSE!

Dudley: MUUUUUUUM! HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU - KNOW - WHAT!

Doris Crockford: what an honor to finally meet the famous Chicken and Egg!

Griphook: one answer only.

Sirius Black: BARK! (there were Ministry members around)

Remus J. Lupin: HOWWWWWWWWLL! (it was a full moon)

Quirrell: I-I… d-d-don't…kn-n-now…

Elastor "mad-eye" Moody: CONTANT VILIGANCE!

James Potter: Lily! Take the Egg and run! IT'S THE CHICKEN!

Hedwig: HOOT! (she's an owl. What did you expect?)

Fang: Bark!

Fluffy: (first head) Bark! (second head) Growl… (third head) HOWWWWWWL!

Neville: I forgot.