WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
The Harry Potter characters answer the eternal question.
Harry: well, first there was the chicken, but then Lord Voldemort (everybody flinches) came and killed it and now only the egg is left.
Ron: actually they were together and they were best friends.
Hermione: according to "Magical Animals and how they Develop"…
Percy: according to Mr. Crouch…
Malfoy: who cares about some Mudblood chicken?
Crabbe and Goyel: BURP! Oops…
Bane: mars is bright tonigh
Ronan: the answer is written in the stars…
Hagrid: NEVER try to get a strait answer from a Centaur.
Lord Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Dumbledore: what we need is more time…
Fleur Delacour: ze egg iz too young to compete against ze cheecken!
Croockshanks: YUM!
Winky: Winky must not speak about chickens, Sir! Master has forbidden it!
Mr. Filch: we'll catch that egg, my sweet! Peeves will be expelled this time.
Mrs. Norris: Purrrrrrrr…
Prof. Mcgonogal: the chicken was an Animagus and was able to transform into an egg.
Prof. Trelanway: My dear chicken! I see the grim!
Prof. Snape: 5 points from Gryffindor for asking stupid questions!
Oliver Wood: WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUDGER!
Mr. Dersley: first, why don't you take an order of Grunings Drills.
Mrs. Dersley: DON'T MESS UP THE HOUSE!
Dudley: MUUUUUUUM! HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU - KNOW - WHAT!
Doris Crockford: what an honor to finally meet the famous Chicken and Egg!
Griphook: one answer only.
Sirius Black: BARK! (there were Ministry members around)
Remus J. Lupin: HOWWWWWWWWLL! (it was a full moon)
Quirrell: I-I… d-d-don't…kn-n-now…
Elastor "mad-eye" Moody: CONTANT VILIGANCE!
James Potter: Lily! Take the Egg and run! IT'S THE CHICKEN!
Hedwig: HOOT! (she's an owl. What did you expect?)
Fang: Bark!
Fluffy: (first head) Bark! (second head) Growl… (third head) HOWWWWWWL!
Neville: I forgot.
The Harry Potter characters answer the eternal question.
Harry: well, first there was the chicken, but then Lord Voldemort (everybody flinches) came and killed it and now only the egg is left.
Ron: actually they were together and they were best friends.
Hermione: according to "Magical Animals and how they Develop"…
Percy: according to Mr. Crouch…
Malfoy: who cares about some Mudblood chicken?
Crabbe and Goyel: BURP! Oops…
Bane: mars is bright tonigh
Ronan: the answer is written in the stars…
Hagrid: NEVER try to get a strait answer from a Centaur.
Lord Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Dumbledore: what we need is more time…
Fleur Delacour: ze egg iz too young to compete against ze cheecken!
Croockshanks: YUM!
Winky: Winky must not speak about chickens, Sir! Master has forbidden it!
Mr. Filch: we'll catch that egg, my sweet! Peeves will be expelled this time.
Mrs. Norris: Purrrrrrrr…
Prof. Mcgonogal: the chicken was an Animagus and was able to transform into an egg.
Prof. Trelanway: My dear chicken! I see the grim!
Prof. Snape: 5 points from Gryffindor for asking stupid questions!
Oliver Wood: WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUDGER!
Mr. Dersley: first, why don't you take an order of Grunings Drills.
Mrs. Dersley: DON'T MESS UP THE HOUSE!
Dudley: MUUUUUUUM! HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU - KNOW - WHAT!
Doris Crockford: what an honor to finally meet the famous Chicken and Egg!
Griphook: one answer only.
Sirius Black: BARK! (there were Ministry members around)
Remus J. Lupin: HOWWWWWWWWLL! (it was a full moon)
Quirrell: I-I… d-d-don't…kn-n-now…
Elastor "mad-eye" Moody: CONTANT VILIGANCE!
James Potter: Lily! Take the Egg and run! IT'S THE CHICKEN!
Hedwig: HOOT! (she's an owl. What did you expect?)
Fang: Bark!
Fluffy: (first head) Bark! (second head) Growl… (third head) HOWWWWWWL!
Neville: I forgot.
