AN: This is just to be funny and stuff, set around 4x22 no Zelana being Marian, and no real Marian
Never in their life would any of them ever think that they would be here. But here they were, all sitting in a circle playing never have I ever. Emma feeling confident starts off "Okay so if you've done any of these things you have to take a drink"
Snow, David, Emma, Hook, Robin and Regina sat all next to their partners. Emma went first by saying "Never have I ever.. had sex with someone ten years older than me"
Regina cursed under her breath but did take a small drink from her red cup, looking up she sees everyone's eyes on her, shrugging she says simply "Leopold, I had certain duties as his wife" Snow's jaw dropped but before she could ask Regina quite what she meant my that, or even apologize, Robin came to her rescue by saying "Never have I ever..cast the dark curse"
Grumbles rang around the room as Regina, Snow and David all took sips from their cups. Regina broke the silence by saying "Never have I ever been a bandit/thief" smirking to her soulmate who just chuckled but took a long swing. David who sat next to the queen thought for a moment before saying "Never have I ever been born royalty"
Regina took another sip, before flipping off him, Snow and Emma also took a sip, Emma's more irritated than Snows. Robin laughs quietly before urging Regina to cuddle next to him. Snow who sat next to the couple made a face before breaking the moment by saying "Never have I ever been tortured"
Regina groans before taking another sip of her drink much to Robin's surprise and alarm. Facing her he asks "M'lady?" She just brushes the concern off ike it was nothing before saying "Electroshock when I was kidnapped for my magic" Robins surprised about how easily she talked about it made him want to lock her in a tower where no one could hurt her. But instead he wraps his arms around her, pulling he even closer to his body if that was even possible. They kiss for a few seconds, everyone else in the room melting away.
Hook smirks before saying "Never have I ever kissed my soulmate" Regina who was still liplocked with Robin, congues a fireball throwing it in the direction of his voice, smirking into his lips when she hears Hook's scream of surprise. Feeling like she had proved that dirty pirate a lesson she pulls away much to Robin's displeasure. Although the pair do take a sip from their cup.
Emma coughs before saying "Umm..never have I ever been given or got a lap dance" Regina winkles her nose in disgust but does take a sip from her cup as does Hook. The group flick their gaze between the pair. Robin breaks the awkwardness by asking "Any correlation to each other?"
Deciding to be mysterious and not be tackled to the floor by a jealous Emma, Regina says "Perhaps"
Robin feeling tipsy from the alcohol seemed to gain some courage and decides to play with his love "Have have I ever used magic" Regina swats playfully at her boyfriend although it didn't feel so playful to the receiver. Grumbling under his breath, she smirks saying "I feel attacked" But she as does Emma take a sip from her plastic cup.
Robin just smiles flashing her his dimples "Fine love, if you want to be like that, so be it. Never have I ever lived in the forest" She says smugly.
Snow crosses her arms feeling light and heavy at the same time saying "Ughh just because Robin is attacking you doesn't mean you should attack me in the process" Regina's smirk only grows "I'm not attacking you, but you getting drunk in the process is certainly a bonus"
David becoming the pacemaker of the group says "Never have killed someone"
"Seriously?" Regina spits out. "It's not my fault that you have done a lot of stuff in your lifetime" David shoots back. Regina rolled her eyes but compiles and takes a long drink feeling a dark cloud come over her head, she probably should stop drinking. Hook takes a sip,nothing they didn't expect however,Robin surprises everyone by taking a sip "You've killed someone?"
"Let's just say it was for the greater good M'lady" He says his eyes locked with hers as he takes a good swig. "Whatever helps you sleep at night. At least I own up to the people I've killed" Regina says pointedly.
Snow cocks her head "Regina, I don't think that's how it works, you shouldn't be proud of the people you've killed" Regina claps back saying "Says the one who murdered my mother. You still haven't owned up to that"
She flinches at the words slap her across the face "I thought we were over that"
"We are, but when you condone me for murder and you've murdered yourself that's when it gets personal. And speaking of which you still haven't taken a drink, which means you don't think you've killed my mother!" Her voices grows in volume and fills with venom. Robin jumps in picking up Regina bridal style "M'lady you need to calm down"
"You can tell me what to do thief" She screeches. Robin rolls his eyes but can't help but find it adorable at his intoxicated girlfriend. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You're adorable when your drunk darling" He says trying to ignore the fact that Regina was digging her nails into his arms trying to get his firm grip off her. Regina didn't think she was sober enough or at all to trust her magic. "I am not adorable"
Robin sighs before saying to the rest of the group "I should put her to bed before she resorts to violence, knowing Regina she would be capable of murder with a paperclip. We can continue the game tomorrow, just take a spare bedroom"
Now that was certainly an eventful night.
AN: I hope you enjoyed! I thought it was fun, the point by the way is randomness and humor. As you can see Outlaw Queen was featured a bit but what can I say? I ship them so much. Anyway tell me if you liked it!
xoxo
xxfangirldarlingxx
