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Pairing: Lexie Grey/Mark Sloan.

Warning(s): none.

Word Count: 100.


Lexie keeps babbling the same apology over and over. Her clippers deserve a more dignified death than the trash can but she expects Mark will take it as soon as her back turns.

"I warned you," she exclaims. "You should've gone to a professional. I totally butchered it."

Mark changes from ashen gray into a sickly green. His mouth opens and then closes, "We agreed this would be cheaper, right? I think nurses might even back off now thanks to this new hair."

Lexie kisses his freshly shorn sides in apology, "We're getting professionals from now on."

"An excellent choice."