"Whoooo! Yeah! Yeah! I did it! I did it!" Alfred screeched, holding up the paper. "Look at that! Look at that! I really am the greatest thing that ever walked the face of this planet, aren't I? Whooooo!"

"You know we got into the same college, right?" Matthew asked, hugging his stuffed polar bear to him and pushing his glasses up. "You don't need to freak out so much."

"Dude! Do you know what this means? This place is right next to all the greatest food restaurants!" Alfred exclaimed, plopping onto the couch next to his twin. "Not only that, but there are tons of hot chicks since it's by the beach, and they have an awesome football program! This is gonna be so awesoooommmmme!"

Matthew pouted and blew a curly strand of hair out of his eyes. "Is that all that's on your mind? You can't play football all of your life."

"Who says? I will do it because I'm amazing! After that, I'll be put in movies and become a hero in a comic book and just be the even more epic than I am!" Alfred punched the air. "Whoooo!"

Matthew glanced over to his acceptance letter, picking it up slowly. He read it over once more and felt a slight thrill run through his body. He and Alfred had both been interested in joining this university, but for different reasons; Alfred for football, Matthew for the culinary arts. The fact that the twins would both be going together would be making it all the better as well.

College. After failing half of his classes last year, it had seemed like a faraway dream, and even further for Al, who had barely managed to keep up the standard of 2.5 GPA for the football team. Finally, after too much partying their junior year, the brothers decided to work together to make the last year in high school count. They both worked their hardest and managed to make up all of their credits as well as get Alfred at least mostly off beer (only at parties now, which was better than what it was before), which he had been addicted to since his freshman year.

"So, Mattie..." Alfred looked awkward. "You know... this school has the most LGBT students in the country, right... ?"

Oh, god. Not that again.

"Yes, Al, I know," Matthew sighed. "But that's not the reason I picked it."

"Oh. Yeah. I was just wonderin', since... ya know..." He gestured to the bear. "Girly..."

The younger twin frowned. "What does Kumajirou have to do with this?"

"Girly," he repeated.

Matthew pouted and turned away slightly. "Just because I like cute things, that doesn't mean anything!"

"Don't get offended, you're just... I dunno, are you gonna be the girlfriend?"

"Would you be quiet?"

Ever since Matthew had accidentally come out to Alfred last year when he got a wee bit too tipsy at a party, Alfred had been slightly more awkward around his brother. It was to be expected, but... it still kind of sucked. It's not like anything had changed or he was suddenly gonna go all incest for his brother. The blond secretly wished that he had never drunk that night so he could go back in the closet.

There are some homosexuals that like to be out in the open and let everyone know. There are others that like to tell friends and family. And then there are those who never want to ever come out of the closet. Matthew was the latter.

"Mattiiiieeee, don't get madddd," Alfred whined, wrapping his arms around Matthew's neck from behind, resting his chin on his brother's shoulder. "It's not like it's... uh, a- a bad thing if you're the girl..."

"I'm not the girl!" Matthew snapped, cheeks red. "There is no girl and boy! We're both boys if I ever get in a relationship, and that's that!"

Alfred frowned, looking totally confused. Matthew rolled his eyes and glanced at the acceptance form again. He smiled slowly as he looked at it. He really was going soon, wasn't he? And, if he was lucky, he might be able to find a special guy!

Matthew blushed at the thought. Sure, he'd had crushes on boys before, but he lived in a fairly Christian region with very few people who would even support him, so he knew he had no chance with any of those guys. Maybe moving and going to college would change that.

Alfred blinked as he looked at his form. "Hey, Matt? I think we have an issue."

"What?" Matthew scooted over, blinking as he looked at the form.

"They already assigned us our dorms," the elder twin said.

Matthew stared. "... what?"

"They assign dorms. I don't remember reading that on the website. We aren't staying together." The elder looked up in a slightly panicked manner, more frightened for his socially awkward brother.

The younger paled slightly. "I... have to share a room with a guy I don't even know?"

"And so do I. Oh, god, I'm gonna die."

Well, Matthew's brain began working like crazy by this point, his violet eyes huge. What if the guy was a jerk? What if he was into tentacle porn? What if he was absurdly ugly and fat? What if he horded a collection of comic books so huge that even Alfred would be jealous? What if he was actually a murderer?

And even worse...

What if he was sexy?

The idea of having a sexy roommate was completely awful. He'd have to be with this guy constantly, and he didn't want to be around him a ton if he was... if he was... hooootttt... hnngghhh...

Well, maybe a bit, but he could still be straight, which would be awful.

"What'm I gonna do?" Matthew cried, standing up. "I can't do it! I can't go to this school anymore!"

"Matt, Matt, calm down! Things'll work out, I promise!" Alfred exclaimed, also standing up before putting an arm around his younger twin, grinning. "The hero'll surely come to save you!"

Matthew groaned. "I'm not sure that'll help..."

Alfred punched the air again. "We'll work this out! After all, I am epic!"

"... please, j- just... just stop..."

A/N- lulz this chapter be so short. Anyway, hope I can keep with this. XD;; I've been meaning to write a PruCan fanfic for, like, ever... but been too lazy! *shotmultipletimes* This story came from me deciding that there were too many stories about Hetalia Academy... so I wanted Hetalia University. 3

Also, don't own Hetalia.