Harry Potter stood frozen, completely paralyzed. He wished that whatever deity there was would kill him and end his misery, for he was doomed to forever watch what shall only be described as HARDCORE RON/VOLDEMORT SHIPPING ACTION. MY EYES!, Harry thought. Someone please gouge out my eyes! In the same hall, Snape and Hermoine were doomed to forever be grinded a magical meat grinder, be put back together, and go through a portal and repeat the process. Neville, wand and Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device in hand, admired his then dropped the ASHPD and began to douse himself in gasoline. When he was finished, he cast sparks from his wand. "I regret nothing!" he said as the flames consumed him. "NOTHING!" Also in the same hall, Dumbeldore, a microphone in his hand and several enchanted instruments behind him began to sing "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers. Outside Hogwarts, Godzilla was on a rampage. Cedric, Luna, Draco, and Professor McGonnagall were on the roof, and saw this. Then they, and the Giant Squid, jumped 50 feet into the air and united to form VOLTRON! Voltron charged at Godzilla and began a battle of epic porportions!
So... yeah.
