Disclaimer: I do not own Starkit's Prophecy. All rights belong to xdarkrosesx. This is a fanfic of a fanfic. :P I'm feeling a little writer's block, so...


Allegiances:

GoodClan

Leader: Piestar—Dark brown tabby tom with splotches of coconut cream pie all over him.

Apprentice, Pleasepaw

Deputy: Bigbird—bright yellow tom with fluffy feathers.

Medicine Cat: Noknowledge—pale pink she-cat with enormous blue eyes.

Warriors:

You'restupid—orange tom with thick black stripes and googly eyes.

Apprentice, Thankyoupaw

Quaileggs—white tom with light blue-gray speckles and smooth, hairless skin.

Bookpage—Crinkly white tom with fluttery pages and words written all over him.

Lookoverthere—pale ginger she-cat with eyes so huge they take up her entire face.

Airhorn—white-and-gray dappled tom with a really, really loud scream.

Apprentice, Hairpaw

Littletiny—an exceptionally small white she-cat.

Zebrahoof—Black-and-white striped tom with big, clumsy hooves.

Photograph—a black-and-white she-cat with photos all over her.

Superhero—bright red tom with a blue cape and tights and a big blue SH on his chest.

Bubblegum—chewy pink she-cat with big gooey pink eyes who can blow bubbles out of her skin.

Apprentice, Snackpaw

Pretzeltail—brown tom with silver-white grains of salt and a twisted tail.

Reallycool—ginger tom with handsome, sweeping fur and a handsome, sweeping tail and beautiful green eyes.

Apprentices:

Pleasepaw—cream-colored she-cat gently dappled with brown spots.

Thankyoupaw—Pleasepaw's brother; brown tom dappled with cream flecks.

Snackpaw—very fat white tom with brown splotches.

Hairpaw—ginger tabby she-cat with a beautiful head of blond hair.

Queens:

Momface—calico she-cat with one white paw who is always pregnant.

Nokits—crabby gray she-cat with cruel yellow eyes, never pregnant, always a queen.

Kits:

Baconkit—crispy, meaty red tom with big brown eyes.

:)kit—yellow she-kit with a big smile and tiny dot eyes.

Jokekit—white, green, and red she-kit with a diamond-patterned body.

Starkit—the ancient kit of prophecy—purple she-kit with orange polka-dots and a big white star on her forehead; kaleidoscope eyes.

Unmentionablekit—invisible tom.

Elders:

Mypurposeistotellyoustories—very old tom with fur that's turning white.

Gandalfwish—old gray tom with a wizard hat and staff.

BadClan

Leader: Clawstar—black tom with very long claws and red eyes.

Deputy: Killscats—white tom with splashes of red blood all over his paws and fur.

Medicine Cat: Buttface—a silver tom with a face where his butt should be and a butt where his face should be.

Apprentice, Silentpaw

Warriors:

Tigerclaw—Tigerclaw's cardboard cutout, carried around for intimidation purposes.

Ruthlesstooth—dark ginger tom with purple eyes.

Apprentice, Giantpaw

Lostheart—an attractive white she-cat with no heart and blue eyes.

Apprentice, Dreampaw

Watermelon—a green tom with paler green stripes and fleshy pink eyes.

Dirtytongue—brown tabby she-cat who swears a lot and ahs neat white paws.

Deadface—dark brown tom with huge yellow eyes.

Apprentice, Murderpaw

Bloodclaw—pale gray tom with blood all over his claws.

Apprentice, Pimplepaw

Redhanded—white she-cat with red paws.

Biteyou—bloody-mouthed she-cat with glowing evil eyes.

Sharpcry—angry silver tabby.

Apprentice, Sadpaw

Apprentices:

Giantpaw—white and brown tabby tom with red eyes.

Sadpaw—small, droopy-faced ginger she-cat.

Pimplepaw—pink-and-red tom with tons of pimples.

Murderpaw—dark brown she-cat with pale speckles.

Silentpaw—pitch-black tom with one foggy white eye who never speaks.

Queens:

Kitmaker—ginger tabby she-cat with white patches and green eyes; Clawstar's mate.

Kits:

Rawkit—red tom with white paws.

Vampirekit—black tuxedo tom with long sharp fangs.

Absurdkit—pretty silver she-kit with big rainbow eyes.

Awkwardkit—light brown tortoiseshell tom; deaf.

Elders:

Barelyalive—dark brown tabby she-cat with graying fur and thick black stripes, wizened and nearly dead.

Prologue

"I see it," murmured Piestar, "a prophecy!"

"I don't see anything," complained Noknowledge.

"Shut up!" hissed Piestar, "or our great ancestors won't tell us anything!"

"Te one f ancint profesy is cumin," moaned a mystical voice.

"What was that!" Piestar gasped in awe.

"Te 1 we call StarKitGleamStar," the voice continued. "She well cum too U and save the Calns!"

"Whoa!" Piestar gasped some more.

"I don't hear anything," whined Noknowledge.

"Shh!" snapped Piestar. "Our ancestors are speaking to me!"

"Once their wer fore Calns, butt ten they spit up. Now theire our only 2."

"Yeah, so?" said Piestar, waiting for them to tell him more.

"Well, u have herd of StarGleam, rite?"

"Yeah, who hasn't?" Piestar's eyes took on a faraway look. "The most beautiful and kawaii she-cat in all the world of clans…"

"Ur ansester," the mystical voice supplied helpfully. "So, shes gonna b re-born. Starkitpaw wil cum agen."

"Oh, that makes sense," Piestar agreed. "Thanks for telling us! We'll let Momface know she has to name one of her kits Starkit. Bye!"

Clawstar, who'd been listening in on the conversation, put down the telephone and laughed evilly. "You may have the new Starkit, but we'll get her, just you wait!" he cackled.