A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Mob: Moe Szyslak and Sideshow Bob/Robert Underdunk Terwilliger Jr. story
Drunken Christmas Love
Note 1: I've been meaning to make a Mob fanfic.
Note 2: This is in Sideshow Bob's POV.
Disclaimer: I only own the story itself, everything else is property of the wonderous Matt Groening.
Chapter 1: I decide to visit Moe's
It was Christmas Eve, and I had no one to spend the holidays with, Cecil's still bitter towards me, and Francesca and I got divorced just last week. I was walking through downtown Springfield, I had just passed Town Hall, I walk in front of the building that used to be King Tut's when I see the sign for the local bar, Moe's. I knew the man was just like me, he also had no one to spend Christmas with. I enter his bar, look around noticing some cheap decorations, and hear him singing Jingle Bells.
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, where are the fellas? I just need someone to spend the holidays with.." he sings before sighing. "You've got someone here now, who'll be happy to spend time with you, tonight and all day tomorrow, the twenty-fifth." I say singing along with him. "Whaaaaaaa?! Who's there?" I tap him on the shoulder and reply, "It's me, Sideshow Bob." "You'd be willing to spend your Christmas with me?" he asks surprised.
"Yes, for you see I have no one to spend this Christmas with. You seem lonely, so I figured it be a good idea for two lonely people to spend this wonderous holiday together." I tell him. "So you're serious. That's very generous of you. I accept the offer." he says with a smile. I go over to one of the stools in front of the counter where I saw Homer sit at when he brought me here.
End of chapter 1: I decide to visit Moe's
Next:
Chapter 2: The first regret
