As Mirajane read Lucy's diary to everyone I couldn't help but feel lost as to what was going on around me. I didn't have a clue on what sex was, or what being sexy was and, I was really hot because of my magic so I didn't understand why Lucy described Gray as hot. Was I missing something? When Mira finished reading everything seemed shocked, so I decided to ask Macao. "What's sex?" I ask the old man as I plop down next to him. "You don't know what sex is?" He asks, looking like he'd had a heart attack, and I knew then that either I wasn't getting something really important, or Macao needed to be rushed to the hospital.

"No, I really don't." I was frowning at this point, and I was getting really angry that I wasn't getting something so big. "Come with me." Macao said, swinging his arm over my shoulder to drag me into a standing position. "I must educate you on the finer things in life." And with that, I was dragged downstairs. Macao sat me down on a chair before pulling one up to sit opposite mine, and we faced each other for a while before the he broke the silence. "So tell me Natsu, what do you think sex is?" I thought for a moment before wrinkling my nose. "Like kissing and stuff." Macao laughed loudly at my answer, and I couldn't understand why.

"Kissing leads up to sex Natsu, so you were somewhat close. Sex is the act where two people come together and become one, it's when a man sticks his dick, the thing you pee out of in case you didn't know, into a woman's vagina, which is where she pees out of. Sex... Is like eating pure fire, at least in your case. It makes you feel really good and relaxed." I nodded, but I grew more and more interested in what he was saying and, when he finished, an eat shit grin came onto my my face as I screamed "I'M ALL FIRED UP!" before darting up the stairs and out of the guild, fire marks from my feet being left behind as I zoomed after my Lucy.