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Summary: In the battle at the Valley of the End, Naruto killed Sasuke. Because of this, the council forces Tsunade to banish Naruto. But is it for better or for worse?
"I am going to kill the council!" Tsunade screamed, breaking apart her desk. It took Jiraiya a few minutes to calm her down.
"Tsunade, there is nothing you can do. The council is powerful and you can't take them all at once. It's not your fault that they can't recognize the good in Naruto."
"Like hell I will! I will do everything I can to stop the council!"
"If you try and kill them, they can say Naruto hypnotized you and give them a reason to kill him instead."
"He brought back their precious Uchiha and says that he should be banished for harming him!" Tsunade replied with disgust.
"Obaa-san, there is nothing you can do. I will try and visit. Jiraiya will keep you updated. Please, don't do any harm," Naruto said from the corner of his room. "You're the only person strong enough to stop from getting corrupted by itself. At least with you leading, it would get corrupted by an outside source."
"If you're sure about this, Naruto," Tsunade said. "But once I find someone strong enough to take over without the council manipulating them, I will leave my post and come and find you. Please stay safe Naruto. You are like the son I never had, as well as a brother that I have come to love." Tsunade got up and hugged Naruto.
'Naruto, if only I could change places with you,' Jiraiya thought, and he started writing down ideas for his next book.
Tsunade saw this and ripped the book from his hands. Then she knocked him through the wall.
"Obaa-san, must you keep doing that?" Naruto asked. "He has to take me out of the village or else those bastards in the council will figure out a way to kill me."
"I know. You'll wait for him in the forest outside the village."
"Baa-san, if the village ever wants me to become a shinobi for Kohona again, then they'll have to kill m to get me."
"I hope you are able to become a Kage, not one of Kohona, but another village, except Oto."
'Don't worry. I won't betray you." Naruto walked to the door. "But that doesn't mean I won't betray the village." Naruto fingered the necklace that Tsunade gave him. "Baa-san, I think you're right. This necklace is cursed. It won't let anyone stay in the village. It even made you leave. Any normal person would give it back to you. But I'm not normal. So I'll keep it. See you in a few years, Tsunade-sama."
Naruto left a shocked Tsunade in her office. One thing was going through her mind at that moment. 'He actually showed me respect?' Then something else came to her mind. 'When did he get so smart?' Then she smiled. She realized that the world was soon going to see the real Uzumaki Naruto. And they definitely wouldn't like it.
Naruto poked Jiraiya. Jiraiya didn't move. He poked him again. Still wasn't moving. Naruto twitched. He had been trying to get him to wake up for the past hour. A smirk appeared on Naruto's face. Anybody that didn't know Naruto would think that he actually smirked all the time. Those that did would wonder when the apocalypse was coming.
'This will teach Ero-sennin to not mess with me,' Naruto thought.
'I never knew you were this twisted.'
'Who said that? Wait, since there is only one other entity in my mind, it must be Kyuubi. So what do I win?'
'When did you become so smart?' Kyuubi asked.
'When the council decided to banish me,' Naruto replied. 'So, would you like to help me in this plan?'
'Why should I?'
'Because it amuses you,' Naruto replied. 'And it will help you figure out the changes in my personality.'
'You're right about that. But I think I'll just watch. Then decide whether I should take over or not. Your mind is weak now.'
'Why are you able to talk to me, anyway?'
'Because your mind is weak at the moment. Probably from mental trauma.'
'And you are the reason for that trauma, Kyuubi. And now you're making me just want to throw water on his head.'
'I can help you with that.'
'How?'
'I can control the five elements at my liking. For water, just snap your fingers and I'll do the rest.'
'Does this involve me giving you control?'
'Yes.'
'Fine. Do whatever you plan on doing Kyuubi.'
'You're actually letting me? Very well, I won't take control of your body after I'm done.'
Naruto's eyes slowly turned red. The Kyuubi was now in control. He snapped his fingers and thought about water falling from the sky. A small cloud formed over Jiraiya's head. It slowly began to rain on him. He still didn't move.
'What are you going to do now, oh great Kyuubi?' Naruto inquired. Kyuubi could hear the sarcasm in his voice.
'Use lightning, of course. I wonder if he ever got struck by pure lightning. It would be the perfect way to awaken him.'
'You are a sadist. And I have a feeling you will be trying to turn me into one, as well.'
'You read me too well.'
'I have a feeling that by the end of five years, I will be.'
Kyuubi smirked at this and went back to his task. Slowly, he started to imagine lightning coming from the cloud. After a few seconds it came and Jiraiya was shocked. Kyuubi gave Naruto back control.
"What did you do?" Jiraiya asked, screaming.
"It's not what I did, but what Kyuubi did. And I'm not telling."
"You let Kyuubi take over your body?"
"Yes."
"How do I know that you're not Kyuubi?"
"Every time Kyuubi takes over, my eyes turn red. Are they red?"
Jiraiya looked at his eyes and saw that they were still blue. "I still don't trust you."
"Whether you trust me or not, Kyuubi still struck you with lightning!" Naruto started laughing at this. Then he grew more serious. "And if you don't, Baa-san will have your head."
Jiraiya got up and started walking into the forest. Naruto followed. He heard every word that Jiraiya kept repeating. "Damn brat. Damn Hokage. Damn damn damn!"
"Tsunade-sama, how long do I have to wait?" Sakura asked.
"Until Kakashi gets here."
"But I've been waiting here for three damn hours!"
As if he heard Sakura, Kakashi poofed into the office. "Yo."
"Now that you are both here, I have some news to give you. First of all, Sasuke was killed by Naruto and the council banished him. Second, you are without any teammates, Sakura. You will be put on Asuma's team for the next Chuunin exams. That is all."
"Sasuke-kun is dead! I'll kill Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed.
"It is highly unlikely that you could even harm Naruto, and even if you could, he has my permission to kill any Kohona shinobi that decides to go kill him for killing their precious Uchiha."
"Why did Naruto have to kill Sasuke?" Kakashi asked.
"It was either that or to allow Sasuke to go join Orochimaru. And we couldn't have the latter so he went with the former."
"Wasn't there any other way?" Sakura asked.
"This is the world of shinobi. People are killed everyday. Naruto has been alone since he was born. People have tried to kill him since his birth. Sasuke was an orphan, yet he was still a pampered little prince. He deserved his death, thinking that power would come to him. We don't need anyone like that in our village. Dismissed."
Sakura walked out of the office, tears falling. Kakashi just poofed out of the office.
'That went better than expected. The news will be revealed to the public tomorrow,' Tsunade thought. 'Now all I need is some sake.'
'How could he?' Sakura wondered, tears falling even harder. 'He promised to bring him back, not kill him!'
Sakura was walking through the village, though she wasn't paying any attention to where she was going. Because of this, she bumped into Ino.
"Sakura? You should watch where you are going sinceā¦Sakura, why are you crying?"
"I don't understand! First Sasuke-kun was killed by Naruto. I thought I was crying about this, but then I remembered that Naruto was banished and now I'm crying even more! What's going on?"
"Sasuke-kun was killed! And by Naruto! Who would have thought? Oh well. I got over my crush the day he left. You should, too." Ino ran off to Hokage tower, leaving a crying Sakura on the road.
"Brat, where are you?" Jiraiya yelled, while the cloud over his head kept hitting him with lightning.
"Not telling!" Naruto screamed. "This is what you get for thinking that the Kyuubi took over!"
Jiraiya looked at the source of the voice, but just found a log. "Damn you to hell, brat! Arashi wasn't as annoying as you!"
"Cool! I'm more annoying than the Yondaime! One step closer to becoming greater than the greatest! Catch me if you can!"
I am never going to finish a story. The next chapter of Zurui will be up by Wednesday. As for A Gift From Hell, I have major writer's block on that.
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