25 Ways to Annoy the Bluths

Summary: 25 ways to annoy all the members of the Bluth Family. The first one is Michael. This was inspired by RagamuffinSundrop's 25 Ways to Annoy The Doctor.

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Chapter 1: Ways to Annoy Michael

1. Give him important paperwork late.

2. Steal his bike.

3. Paint his bike pink and purple and put rainbow streamers on the handlebars.

4. Tell him that you saw George Michael making out with Maebey.

5. Show him a photograph of George Michael making out with Maebey.

6. Ask him if he knows there's such a thing as dressing casually.

7. Remind him that his wife is dead.

8. Ask him how his mother is doing.

9. Ask him how his sister is doing.

10. Imply that he's in love with Gob.

11. Imply that he's having an affair with Gob.

12. Remind him that he almost married a retarded woman.

13. Spray paint "MICHAEL LOVES GOB" on the side of the stair car.

14. Ask him if he contracted an exotic disease while in Cabo.

15. Tell him he's a horrible person for abandoning his family and going to Cabo.

16. Call him a prettyboy.

17. Call him a chicken and start doing a really terrible chicken dance.

18. Hug him aggressively and nuzzle him (who wouldn't?) while dressed like Gob.

19. Send him on a time travelling trip with The Doctor from which he comes back 12 months later when he thought he'd only be gone for 12 hours.

20. Set his office on fire.

21. Frame him for a crime.

22. Tell him he can date your ex and then beat him up for it later.

23. Send him to Mexico on a wild goose chase.

24. Purposely misunderstand something he says.

25. Say that he's gay.

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The next person to be annoyed is Gob.