Funny House of Anubis Quotes

REALLY FUNNY QUOTES FROM HOUSE OF ANUBIS


Nina Martin quotes:

1. "But this is weird, even for England"

2. "I'm Nina, good to meet you. I'm new, American obviously."

3. "I, Nina Martin, being of sound mind...well, semi-sound mind..."


Fabian Rutter quotes:

1. "Joy, just because it doesn't have Robert Pattinson on the cover doesn't mean it's not a good book"

2."I have an excuse but I completely forgot it!Don't worry, it was brilliant!"

3."So I spend a lot of time at the library. That doesn't mean I'm a massive nerd!"

4."Gustav, would you like to see my pin collection?"

5. "My calculator watch!"

6. "And now you're a zombie!"


Patricia Williamson quotes:

1. "Great, just what we need, another patronizing American whose only reference to the UK is Harry Potter."

2. "Anyone who does not have a pendulum swinging in front of their face shut up!"

3. "Well, You (Jerome) can't drive, and he (Eddie) thinks you play football in tights and a helmet. So, have fun."

4. "Rufus is a fruit loop!"

5. "She can't run and he can't add up" - joking about the athlete and the mathlete


Amber Millington quotes:

1. "Mick! I'm the one who's supposed to twist under your arm! You're the man here. Supposedly."

2. "I, Amber Millington, being of sounds and minds"

3. "I am British, I don't understand your jokes."

4. "OK everyone! Time to make a discrete exit!"


Mick Campbell quotes:

1. "Yeahhh, go for it, dude!"

2. "I've got moves you haven't even heard of!"


Mara Jaffray quotes:

1. "I heard you talking about me with tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber."

2. "Who can get inside the brain of a boy?"


Jerome Clarke quotes:

1. "I want you to come up with an irresistible pick up line, such as, "Babe, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

2. "It's like Megan Fox replacing Marge Simpson." ... "I said that out-loud, didn't I?"

3. "I actually cracked a safe! I've been spending too much time in jail."

4. "Fabian, tell me. Does it get boring always, always being the one who's like cut it out or that's not right or fun is bad?"

5. "It's a bonding thing. Some guys go fishing, Clarkes look for priceless gems."

6. "Team Clarke: 1 rest of the world: 0!"

7. "That's my mother... I know where she lives because oh yeah, I live there too!"


Alfred 'Alfie' Lewis quotes:

1. "World domination to Victor means six billion people in bed by ten."

2. "That's like 5 times this term. You need to get a new punishment. Like make me watch 48 hours of TV or something. I hate TV!"

3. "Falls off his chair in amazement!"

4. "Oh, okay, you gotta let me know when you change nicknames. I mean, last week you were Captain Spaghetti."

5. "And maybe the ladies will go for the whole half man, half animal thing. It seems to work for that Jacob Black dude, and Amber loves him."

6. "What? We still have, like, four minutes."


Edison Sweet/Eddie Miller quotes:

1. "Okay. I was in a plane, for eight hours, and then I was in a train for four more, and now I'm in Boresville UK so I don't need the lecture. Kay Hermione?"

2. "Come on you're killing me! What do I have to do to get a reaction?" (Patricia kisses him) "That'll work."

3. (reading) You better apologize for whatever cheeky comment you just made.

4. "I think my concussion has a concussion..."

5. "I'm concussed and I can still see through your oh-so-secret code".