A/n: Another one dedicated to Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma. This was something that came up in our conversation, thanks to me... Hehe


The Day Kyo Sohma Was Mauled By Alligators- I mean PICKLES!

Kyo was walking home the long way, due to a twenty second detour...

He found a pothole, but it wasn't any normal pothole, it was the gateway to the land of god-iv-a-pickle-on-a-stick-and-its-name-is-geoffrey.

Kyo calmly stepped over the pothole, ignoring all its potholey goodness!

He was then, out of no where, drawn to the PICKLES FOR U store.

When he entered a man asked him "What flavour pickle do you want?"

Kyo was dumbfounded (A/n: love that word), he didn't know pickleds came in flavours. So he decided to ask for the flavour of...

Cum, but they were sold out...

So he ordered Alligator.

"PICKLES look like Alligators" the shop attendant informed him, but Kyo didn't believe it.

I bet he did when the pickle bit off his head!

The alligator flavoured pickle killed Kyo Sohma that day (Fangirls kill pickle)

and that is why we are dancing the random dance on his grave!

Kyo's last words leaving the earth were "Boy, I really feel like peeing."

I gotta pee! I peed!

His last wish was: To have a cum flavoured PICKLE

We didn't grant his last wish! We have to bring him back so we can grant hhis wish and then he can die again!

And the ending to that day where Kyo was mauled by a PICKLE was... Tohru married Yuki (gasp)


A/n: Dukoro-chan, I think I screwed this up, seriously...

TSA