I open my eyes stubbly and fling the covers to the other side of the bed. " I slept like a log last night." I say groggily. " Especialy with my new favorite pillow." I look over to the pillow underneath the covers and fling myself to the pile of pillows and blankets. My arms wrap tightly around the pillow...though something feels different. I squeeze the pillow again. Soft...but...stiff, cold stiff but warm, almost like a body.
"Ugh..." The pillow and blanket pile says. My eye shoots wide. D-did my pillow just talk? I slide away from it and brush my gold locks out of my face.
A gray hand shoots out of the blanket and pillow pile and grabs onto the collar of my pajamias. I squeal as the hand pulls me into the blanket and pillow pile. Then two cold arms envelope me in a warm but cold hug. That's when I lose it. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream.
A hand covers my mouth and a seductive yet chilling voice whispers "Hush...Fi..." My face goes red. How in the world does this voice know my name?
What...the candy kingdom?!
I push the blankets away and look at the thing that I mistaked for a pillow. I am greeted to a shirtless, hot, gray skinned person with raven black hair and long lush eyelashes. I sit up looking closer at the person. That's when I notice two fangs poking out of his plastered smirk and two red identical dots on the side of his neck. A...vampire?
I feel heat rush up to my face as my eyes wonders down to his perfectly toned chest. Wow, he even has a six pack. Impressive.
I slide off the bed carefully, trying not to wake the sleeping vampire. My hand wanders behind me, my eyes not leaving the vampire. Where the heck is my stupid pocket sword! I silently growl. I then feel the cold smooth brush of metal graze my fingers. Gotcha' right where I need ya. I grab it with my hand and sling it forth, the pink blade giving a satisfying swoosh. I keep it a few good centimeters away from him, not to close,just right. I walk around the bed until I'm on the other side of him.
I breath in getting ready for my loudest, most ear bleeding scream ever. Good thing Cake's decided to take a nice little three day vacation with Lord Monochrome or else she wouldn't be the anything but angry with me. Okay, one, two,...I close my eyes and give out all I've got. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
The vampire shoots out of bed, hands over his ears and the most pained look on his grey face. "What the in the name of Satan let such a banshee in the land of Ooo!" He screams. His voice is new and smooth, almost like a bad boy...
I shake my thoughts away and keep my aim on the vampire. "Who are you, and what are, and why are you in my bed?" I ask then I look closely seeing him hovering only just inches above the bed. This thing hovers too? What the heck?
The grey skinned person looks at me the hovers towards me, I feel dark red eyes bore into mine making, feeling the blood rush up to my cheeks. He comes close to my ear, his breath tickling my neck making my breath hitch. "In case you haven't noticed, I'm Marshall Lee the vampire king my sweet...sweet thing..."
I swing my sword at the so called Marshall Lee the Vampire king. He quickly dodges my swing and laughs. "You didn't answer all my questions." I growl.
He pouts seductivly and floats while siting criss-cross above my bed. "Fine, I needed a place to crash so I saw a house and a nice comfortable bed with a cute girl slepping in it...soo why wouldn't I be n your bed...you know you cuddle and talk in you sleep right? Something about..." He smirks and starts to use my voice in mock. "Oh, Prince Gumball stop it you know I'm ticklish!"
I drop my sword, caught of guard. "I-I never said such words!" I decline.
He floats above me, winking. "Not while conscious you didn't...who's this Prince Gumball anyway, your crush? Shouldn't waste your time on a prince cause you know I'm a king right?"
I roll my eyes and pick up my dropped pink sword. "Yes, cause dating a fake vampire who uses black magic to float would be a way better choice than my perfectly pink prince."
"Hey! I may be the son of the devil and an evil creature but I do not use black magic." He corners protectively. "Fi-o-na."
"And how is thatany better?" I retort, if he wants to play that game then so be it.
Wait...but vampires are fictional characters right?
He flashes a smile which shows his real fangs.
Oh great...vampires are real...
Wait...vampires are real...
VAMPIRES ARE REAL AND I SLEPT WITH ONE!
Wait...no no no no NO it is not what it sounds like.
Great...best morning in the world, waking up next to a sexy, shirtless vampire
What up! Anyways my chapters aren't always this short...I was in a rush...
don't judge me
Amyways I hope you liked it and stay tuned for the next chapter of Sexy Vampire!
Me: Fiona want to show them off?
Fiona: No
Me: Awww Fi why not?
Fiona: I can't believe you made me think that this *Grabs Marshall Lee out of no where by collar and points to him* is sexy!
Marshall Lee: Aww come on Fi you know it doesn't take a script to make you think I'm sexy.
Fiona: WHY YOU LITTLE TURD!
Me: Well...uh bye guys...we'll continue this later
All Of Us: PEACE OUT YA'LL
