"Can't I just skip marriage?"

"Gawd Squall-"

"Leon."

"Be a man for once in your life!" She cackled manically at him. "Now hurry up I don't want this to take all day. I mean its simple enough you're a doctor with a red SUV, you collect 70,000 dollars on pay day, you even have stock number one! What more could you want other then your lovely bride?" she demanded before muttering under her breath "and a house" then cracking a wide smile.

"I know that if I get married you're going to kill the little pink girl out of jealous rage." He said obviously self satisfied at her growing blush.

"I would not! You pig-swine I would not be jealous of someone wanting to marry you. I'd perhaps feel so sorry for her that I would put her out of her misery." She explained arrogantly.

"Yeah, exactly what I met about you being jealous." He stated while picking up a tiny pink girl and placing her in his red SUV next to his blue boy. Yuffie bounced a little on the bed as she spun the multicolored spinner. "7! What 10,000 bucks? Jeeze weddings are expensive! Oh lookie its payday! 90 grand for being an officer! Yes! In your face squall!"

"Leon" Squall said completely monotone.

He spun ten, paid for his wedding and moved nine paces to LIFE and drew a little cardboard rectangle from the box lid.

"I built a mousetrap and made 10,000." He quickly pulled the bill from the banker's tray and waited for Yuffie to make her move. The spinner clicked over each number and stopped on five.

"OH yes! Hold the cards out hurry up!" she ecstatically raved. He leaned over her since the cards were behind her… and several feet to the right, and stole yet another kiss. He was holding out the house deeds before she could swat him away, not that she would have anyways. Grinning from ear to ear Yuffie drew her house deeds and bought the average yellow house. Squall spun the spinner harshly and it flew out of its holder and knocked the houses and cars off the game board.

Finally, he thought, I am rid of that accursed game. Smiling lightly Yuffie pounced onto Leon's lap.

"I think you should pick up your wife. No one likes to be…thrown around." She chuckled at her pun. Attempting to settle down, she crawled around in his lap. Yuffie eventually seated herself so that she was draped across his body with her legs handing off the side of the bed and her arm swathed across his shoulders. Slowly he crossed the distance between their lips and gave her chaste kiss.

"I feel sorry for Mrs.Leonhart I think I do need to kill her now."


A/n: I was thinking about how I left my life game board at school a few years ago after a project and then thought about how I could make a little story about it then I remembered that it was my clue game board. Then I conned my mother into playing life with me and you know how the game goes eventually decided that we preferred monopoly. Life is just too darn confusing. As always reviews are most welcome along with the constructive criticism that can come with it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Life, I don't own Squall, I don't own Yuffie, I most certainly do own kingdom hearts though obviously so pay up… sorry I'm a compulsive liar I don't own kingdom hearts either.